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  • fluffygrrl
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2006
    • 2187

    #1

    Make $4500 OMG

    Originally posted by some spam I got
    Dear Sir/Madam,

    How are you doing. I came across your email address and your brief
    profile through an email listing affiliated with the US Chamber of Commerce. I
    would be very interested in offering you a part-time paying job in
    which you could earn alot.

    My names are DR JAMES L JONES and I am 58 years of age. I just resigned myjob as a research scientist for ARINI(Agricultural Research Institute of
    Northern Ireland) and I now work as a freelance consultant for the
    instistute which gives me very much time to do my own work which is
    basically being a freelance researcher who could be employed by
    research institutes to do research projects anywhere in the world.

    Presently, I have just been granted a funding to head a research
    project in the tropical regions of Europe
    , regarding rare and vulnerable plant
    species and this would be commencing very soon.
    Anyone want the guy's email ? :D
  • ssp
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 7990

    #2
    Hey we have palm trees in England. Not that they look very happy, but still...

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    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
      (felis madjewicus)
      • Jul 2006
      • 20368

      #3
      see if he has any eurpean research projects involving that sticky icky...

      i want to goto amsterdam

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      • maxpower
        Confirmed User
        • May 2006
        • 734

        #4
        Am I the only one worried about having to spend endless hours with Doctor Feel Good here?

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        • D
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2006
          • 7412

          #5
          How much do we have to send him to reserve our spot on his team?

          Got my checkbook right here.

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          • fris
            I have to go potty
            • Aug 2002
            • 55741

            #6
            he could use spell check
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            • JuiceMonkey
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2004
              • 3581

              #7
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              • Turboface
                Back in Black
                • Mar 2002
                • 9976

                #8
                I'm actually interested in hearing more. It sounds like a sure thing.

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                • Ecchi22
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 10012

                  #9
                  Tropical regions of Europe cool

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                  • PartyLikeAPornstar
                    Registered User
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 66

                    #10
                    How many times can he use the phrase "research project"?
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                    • fluffygrrl
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • May 2006
                      • 2187

                      #11
                      Originally posted by JuiceMonkey
                      shhhh. partypooper

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                      • TBrown
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 1519

                        #12
                        I do the same lol



                        mcbrown

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                        • TBrown
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 1519

                          #13
                          Originally posted by fluffygrrl
                          shhhh. partypooper
                          partypooper is my favourite expression



                          mcbrown

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                          • en21
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                            • May 2006
                            • 2640

                            #14
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                            • bobby666
                              boots are my religion
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 21765

                              #15
                              hahahaha
                              "project in the tropical regions of Europe"
                              ----> joke of the day

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                              • polish_aristocrat
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 40377

                                #16
                                how exactly is this a scam?
                                I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                • KimJI
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2007
                                  • 1839

                                  #17
                                  Because in the next email they ask for money.
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                                  • The Duck
                                    Adult Content Provider
                                    • May 2005
                                    • 18243

                                    #18
                                    sounds awesome, send him to me
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                                    • fluffygrrl
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • May 2006
                                      • 2187

                                      #19
                                      i originally cut out most of the email, but to enlighten polish, who apparently somehow is the only person left in the world that doesn't know the nigerian check scam by heart :

                                      Dear Sir/Madam,

                                      How are you doing. I came across your email address and your brief
                                      profile through an email listing affiliated with the US Chamber of Commerce. I
                                      would be very interested in offering you a part-time paying job in
                                      which you could earn alot.

                                      My names are DR JAMES L JONES and I am 58 years of age. I just
                                      resigned my job as a research scientist for ARINI(Agricultural Research Institute of Northern Ireland) and I now work as a freelance consultant for the instistute which gives me very much time to do my own work which is
                                      basically being a freelance researcher who could be employed by
                                      research institutes to do research projects anywhere in the world.

                                      Presently, I have just been granted a funding to head a research
                                      project in the tropical regions of Europe, regarding rare and vulnerable plant
                                      species and this would be commencing very soon.

                                      This research program will be funded and sponsored by some of my
                                      American counterparts and Associates. But the only set back is that the American counterparts want to make payments for the research in form of US money orders/ travellers cheques only and its a known fact that money in such forms cannot be cashed outside the US. Getting an accountant in the states or opening an account would have been my best choice but I have a deadline to meet and taking any of those choices would cost me time and a whole lot of other requirements which I am not ready to deal with. This is where I need to employ your assistance and service.

                                      WHAT I NEED YOU FOR?
                                      At this point, I will be glad if you could work with me as my representative in the US. You will be working as my payment assistant incharge of collecting and processing the payments from my Associates.Since they will be making the payment in Money orders/ Travellers cheques made payable only in the US, you will be collecting this payments and cashing them on my behalf. On agreement to been my representative in the US, you will receive a commission of 10% of whatever amount of payment you receive from my associates.

                                      JOB DESCRIPTION?
                                      1. Recieve payments (in form of money orders/travellers cheques) from
                                      my associates via mail(UPS/FEDEX/DHL).
                                      2. Cash the Payments at your Bank.
                                      3. Deduct 10% which will be your commission/percentage on Payment
                                      processed.
                                      4. You are to remit the balance via Money Gram or Western Union Money
                                      Transfer according to my instruction.

                                      HOW MUCH WILL YOU EARN?
                                      10% from each transaction! For instance: On receiving 6000 USD via
                                      cheques or money orders on my behalf. You will cash the payment and keep 10% to yourself before remitting the balance! At the beginning your commission will equal 10%, though later it will increase up to 12%! For the
                                      research, I am expecting about the sum of $45,000 in total from the clients(though the money will be sent in installmentally due to the progress of my research). You could make over $4,500 for the little time we will be working together.

                                      ADVANTAGES?
                                      You dont have to go out of your present daily activity inorder to
                                      engage in this Job(i.e. you can do this Work easily without leaving or
                                      affecting your present Job).You will work as an independent contractor right from your home /office. Your job is absolutely legal. You do not need any
                                      capital to start(non of your personal funds is needed).

                                      REQUIREMENTS?
                                      18 years or older.
                                      Legally capable.
                                      Responsible, Reliable and Trustworthy.
                                      Ready to work 3-4 hours per week.
                                      Able to check and respond to emails often.
                                      Easy telephone access.

                                      IS THIS LEGAL?
                                      Yes it is.As a matter of fact,my lawyer checked all legal provisions to
                                      know if there is any dosmestic or international law against businesses
                                      or deals in this manner.And he said its allowed by all LAWS.So know that
                                      doing this work is safe and legitimate.
                                      I hope all is well understood. I would be glad if you accept my
                                      proposal and I intend to commence as soon as you are ready.

                                      Please, to facilitate the conclusion of this transaction if accepted,do
                                      send promptly by email the following details below, to indicate your
                                      interest.

                                      NAME:
                                      ADDRESS:
                                      PHONE NUMBER:
                                      AGE:
                                      SEX:

                                      I hope to hear back from you.

                                      ALL REPLIES TO BE SENT TO : [email protected]
                                      ALL REPLIES TO BE SENT TO: [email protected]


                                      Dr.JAMES L JONES
                                      It's really a mess of a story, the guy has the time to talk with a lawyer but not an accountant, and then somehow figures mass emailing is a faster solution to any given problem than throwing coins in a well. Also seems to think that traveller cheques can't be cashed outside of the US, which begs the question as to why they're called TRAVELLER cheques in the first place.

                                      O, and typical nigerian understanding of english : No native speakers says things like "keep 10% to yourself", it's no a secret you're keeping.

                                      Really quite amusing read.

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                                      • Ace_luffy
                                        www.creationcrew.com
                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 12165

                                        #20
                                        i think i receive those email too


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                                        • _Richard_
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Oct 2006
                                          • 30989

                                          #21
                                          hahaha.. that's hilarious

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                                          • DaddyHalbucks
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                                            • Feb 2004
                                            • 18975

                                            #22
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                                            • NinjaSteve
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 11089

                                              #23
                                              Nice. We're all going to be rich now.
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