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wyldworx · 06-14-2007, 03:40 PM

I was on my way to do my weekly groceries this morn with my wife and son. Traditionally, my boy has his fav things to do on the way: Chase the pidgeons in the park, do the father/son tandem playground circuit then proceed towards the s/market. As he was being strapped into his pram a larger of the female species overtakes as we set off exposing us to her backside which was now directly in my sons face as we prepared to cross the road. He then thought it necessary to practice his comprehension skills by first of all pointing out that it was a bum. "Bum mum" he says "Yes, clever boy!" i say apprahensively, ensuring he was praised for his efforts, but what really amazed me was that only days b4 it we were doing some flashcards of opposites, so he then thought it necessary to lean forward and point out what opposite he saw..."see mummy, smaw bum....smaw bum"

she took it in a stride which i could've sworn gained record speed.

jact · 06-14-2007, 03:43 PM

Enjoy it while it lasts, in 15 years it'll be "Fuck off Dad, it's none of your goddamn business where I go, when I go, who I go with or how I get there, but you're paying for it".

_Richard_ · 06-14-2007, 03:50 PM

hahaha. that would have been embarrassing

polish_aristocrats · 06-14-2007, 04:23 PM

06-14-2007, 03:40 PM	#1
wyldworx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: oz-trailer Posts: 5,144	kids - Priceless: classic Freudian slip....... I was on my way to do my weekly groceries this morn with my wife and son. Traditionally, my boy has his fav things to do on the way: Chase the pidgeons in the park, do the father/son tandem playground circuit then proceed towards the s/market. As he was being strapped into his pram a larger of the female species overtakes as we set off exposing us to her backside which was now directly in my sons face as we prepared to cross the road. He then thought it necessary to practice his comprehension skills by first of all pointing out that it was a bum. "Bum mum" he says "Yes, clever boy!" i say apprahensively, ensuring he was praised for his efforts, but what really amazed me was that only days b4 it we were doing some flashcards of opposites, so he then thought it necessary to lean forward and point out what opposite he saw..."see mummy, smaw bum....smaw bum" she took it in a stride which i could've sworn gained record speed.

06-14-2007, 03:43 PM	#2
jact Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Canada Posts: 9,134	Enjoy it while it lasts, in 15 years it'll be "Fuck off Dad, it's none of your goddamn business where I go, when I go, who I go with or how I get there, but you're paying for it". __________________ Free agent

06-14-2007, 03:50 PM	#3
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 30,989	hahaha. that would have been embarrassing

06-14-2007, 04:23 PM	#4
polish_aristocrats So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 75