Paris Hilton's newest blowjobs & cumshots expose! GFY new sex video contest! Win Sex!

[Diana Moon Glampers]

What's on everybody's mind, is it Paris Hilton's
mouth you want on your genitals? Or is it your
own you would like to slip inside of her vagina?

Well, speculation aside as to that point, one thing is certain
when the famous heiress is incarcerated, she will not be
able to be engaging in any mutually satisfying couplings
with any suitable sex partner of her choice, and in order
to achieve any orgasm she might wish to experience,
would necessitate the spoilt rich 26 year old woman
known the world over to engage in a habit common
to the entirety of humanity. Namely, masturbation.

Hats off to Paris! And enjoy your hand, darling!
(maybe ask the guards for a camcorder, too?)

Logically, since Paris Hilton must masturbate if she wants to "cum" (orgasm)
when she is in jail, therefore, it only stands to reason that Paris Hilton
being in jail long enough must result at some point in time in Paris Hilton masturbating in jail if and when she would like to enjoy sexual climax.

Now, on the other hand (wink wink, giggle, tee hee),
as far as going back to the original title of this thread:
"Paris Hilton newest blowjobs and cumshots expose!"
>> Somewhere potentially anyway I would suppose.....

But for real folks, consider this:

Visit "Paris Hilton in Jail" myspace page and add her as a friend!

That's the name displayed for Paris Hilton, as: "Paris Hilton in Jail"

the url indicates it specified as Paris Hilton Prisoner
( = parishiltonprisoner )

Another Paris Hilton myspace page:

the next one, as shown below here, is "Paris Hilton Behind Bars"

the url indicates it specified as Paris Hilton Behind Bars
( = parishiltonbehindbars )

Wow, I'll be darned but they look the same! LOL

Heck yeah! - Paris Hilton wants you to visit her on myspace!
Add dear Heiress Paris as a myspace friend when she is in jail?

Please post a reply in here if you'd like for
Paris Hilton to perform her trademark service*
on you in a visit to you after her jail time, it's
going to be a new PR* stunt she has rigged
up to boost her name and fame to make a
new sex video* where she gives a blowjob*
(on camera, of course) to one lucky* GFY
member allegedly*, and the posters here will
be selected* for this contest* from the replies
here in this thread*, so if you want to win*
and get to have Paris Hilton give you head*,
then be the lucky* GFY member who might win*
and reply to this thread!

Don't let this thread go dead!

Reply here to this thread, if you'd like
for Paris Hilton to give you (BJ) head!*

*an alleged and spurious claim that
I merely heard as a rumour when
in fact, I said it to myself, that's it.

The benefits: You bust a nut* with one of the world's
most famous and beautiful women known for giving
blowjobs on camera already anyway, you* get* sex*,
and get famous* yourself. Get famous head*! Reply to this thread!

[just a punk]

The thread is too long, but I voted however

[tranza]

Too much writing.

Cliff notes?

[o0o_Lizard_o0o]

yes!

[StuBradley]