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cafeaulait · 08-28-2002, 07:41 AM

I don't know if all processors do this in their T&C's but I just signed up to my paysite as a test run and was displayed this little gem of a warning.

I really like part 3 when they say they'll send sample pictures and video from the site in question to your Bank, CC company and home address! I'd love to to see the bank managers face when he opened that one

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Maybe I should try and charge GloBill for using my content????

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Most people are honest and so this may not apply to you: Please note that trying to deny that you made a charge (if you really did) is fraudulent and is illegal. When we receive such disputes, this is our Dispute Policy. Again, this applies only to persons who signed up and then pretend they did not.

1. IF YOU TRY TO DISPUTE or DENY a valid charge, your credit card or checking account along with your name and address will immediately be added to a negative database. The negative database is shared by thousands of merchants on the internet, both large and small, and you will not be able to purchase goods or services from said merchants in the future.

2. IF YOU TRY TO DISPUTE or DENY a VALID charge, you will be sent an invoice for the disputed amount by regular postal mail. A copy will also be sent to your bank and credit card company. The invoice will include the following information:

(a) The name of the site you paid to access
(b) Your IP address when you signed up,
(c) The day and time of your signup,
(d) Original charge amount owed plus a $25 fee for dispute processing .

3. If you do not pay the invoice within 30 days, a second invoice will be sent. The second invoice will include the following information:

(a) Access logs detailing when you accessed the site in question and what ISP you used to do so.
(b) Examples of any files and/or pictures and/or video captures of any information you downloaded from the site after gaining your username and password.

4. If the second invoice is not paid within 30 days, your file will be forwarded to one of the 17 collection agencies that we work with on all five continents.

To avoid any of the above, we encourage you to contact us first for any problems with your membership purchase. We have an excellent track record in resolving any problems to see that you are fully satisfied with your purchase.

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Pipecrew · 08-28-2002, 07:44 AM

i think thats sorta scary

Jizar II · 08-28-2002, 08:01 AM

thats nice reading!!

Darren · 08-28-2002, 08:08 AM

globill kick ass, always have

wonton · 08-28-2002, 09:06 AM

globill killed my dog and burned my house down when i called and asked for a refund

Honeyslut · 08-28-2002, 10:36 AM

Glo Bill rocks !

eru · 08-28-2002, 10:42 AM

Globill is nice -- old and reliable. eru's approval.

Que? · 08-28-2002, 12:07 PM

Had no chargebacks with guess who....

SunTzu · 08-28-2002, 01:39 PM

I wish all the processors would do that..

Although all they have to do is ask for a refund for connection/content/minor signup problems.

greentea · 08-28-2002, 01:40 PM

Globill who

cafeaulait · 08-28-2002, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
Globill who

You iBill diehards just keep on plugging - what do they have to do make you quit?!?

(IBill client quote "I just got tard and feathered by iBill but they still fucking ROCK!")

08-28-2002, 07:41 AM	#1
cafeaulait Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 587	GloBill take no shit! I don't know if all processors do this in their T&C's but I just signed up to my paysite as a test run and was displayed this little gem of a warning. I really like part 3 when they say they'll send sample pictures and video from the site in question to your Bank, CC company and home address! I'd love to to see the bank managers face when he opened that one . Maybe I should try and charge GloBill for using my content???? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Most people are honest and so this may not apply to you: Please note that trying to deny that you made a charge (if you really did) is fraudulent and is illegal. When we receive such disputes, this is our Dispute Policy. Again, this applies only to persons who signed up and then pretend they did not. 1. IF YOU TRY TO DISPUTE or DENY a valid charge, your credit card or checking account along with your name and address will immediately be added to a negative database. The negative database is shared by thousands of merchants on the internet, both large and small, and you will not be able to purchase goods or services from said merchants in the future. 2. IF YOU TRY TO DISPUTE or DENY a VALID charge, you will be sent an invoice for the disputed amount by regular postal mail. A copy will also be sent to your bank and credit card company. The invoice will include the following information: (a) The name of the site you paid to access (b) Your IP address when you signed up, (c) The day and time of your signup, (d) Original charge amount owed plus a $25 fee for dispute processing . 3. If you do not pay the invoice within 30 days, a second invoice will be sent. The second invoice will include the following information: (a) Access logs detailing when you accessed the site in question and what ISP you used to do so. (b) Examples of any files and/or pictures and/or video captures of any information you downloaded from the site after gaining your username and password. 4. If the second invoice is not paid within 30 days, your file will be forwarded to one of the 17 collection agencies that we work with on all five continents. To avoid any of the above, we encourage you to contact us first for any problems with your membership purchase. We have an excellent track record in resolving any problems to see that you are fully satisfied with your purchase. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

08-28-2002, 08:08 AM	#4
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08-28-2002, 10:36 AM	#6
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08-28-2002, 10:42 AM	#7
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08-28-2002, 12:07 PM	#8
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08-28-2002, 07:44 AM	#2
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08-28-2002, 08:01 AM	#3
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08-28-2002, 09:06 AM	#5
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08-28-2002, 01:39 PM	#9
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08-28-2002, 01:40 PM	#10
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