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mahoney · 06-09-2007, 09:51 PM

What?s the worst thing your parents ever caught you doing? Mine would be when my super catholic mom found my porn collection and told me I was going to hell.

I am amazed that they never found any weed,,that would have been very bad

Turboface · 06-09-2007, 10:17 PM

I was fresh out of high school at the time. I was in the passenger seat of a buddy's '69 Camaro that was parked in the fire lane of a Best department store. My buddy was in the store picking up his check (he was a manager there). I had a bottle of Jack Daniels between my feet, a beer between my legs, and a joint between my lips, when another friend that was in the back seat said in a panicked voice, 'Who are those old people looking at us?'. I look up only to see my parents standing there holding each other, not looking very happy. I threw the joint under the seat and started rolling up the window as my parents approached the smoke filled car. They looked in and saw (and smelled) what was going on. With a tone of disappointment in his voice, my Dad said, 'You'll never learn.' and they turned to go to their car. I rolled down the window and shouted, 'I'm sorry you had to see me this way.' My friend in the back seat erupted into this hysterical laughter as my folks just gave me a dirty look and walked off. I turned to the backseat, 'What the hell are you doing laughing like that, my parents can hear you!'. He replied, 'That just sounded so bad.' I started cracking up myself. It did sound bad.

Not my finest hour.

HouseHead · 06-09-2007, 10:20 PM

Take alot of benzos. I regret all the benzo days while living at home.
xanax klonopin valium

mahoney · 06-09-2007, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turboface

I was fresh out of high school at the time. I was in the passenger seat of a buddy's '69 Camaro that was parked in the fire lane of a Best department store. My buddy was in the store picking up his check (he was a manager there). I had a bottle of Jack Daniels between my feet, a beer between my legs, and a joint between my lips, when another friend that was in the back seat said in a panicked voice, 'Who are those old people looking at us?'. I look up only to see my parents standing there holding each other, not looking very happy. I threw the joint under the seat and started rolling up the window as my parents approached the smoke filled car. They looked in and saw (and smelled) what was going on. With a tone of disappointment in his voice, my Dad said, 'You'll never learn.' and they turned to go to their car. I rolled down the window and shouted, 'I'm sorry you had to see me this way.' My friend in the back seat erupted into this hysterical laughter as my folks just gave me a dirty look and walked off. I turned to the backseat, 'What the hell are you doing laughing like that, my parents can hear you!'. He replied, 'That just sounded so bad.' I started cracking up myself. It did sound bad.

Not my finest hour.

Wow, that's pretty fucked up lol No way your lying your way out of that one right? My parents suspected that I did drugs and tried to get me to admit it. They even used homicide detective interigation tatics but I never broke. Funny thing about lying they never know that your 100% guilty until you admit it which is why they need the CONFESSION

DeadFidel · 06-09-2007, 10:31 PM

Finding a written plan to do a Casino/bank job when I was 17.

PS: Ocean's 11 stole my idea.

mahoney · 06-09-2007, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadFidel

Finding a written plan to do a Casino/bank job when I was 17.

PS: Ocean's 11 stole my idea.

Damn...were you really going to do it? What did they do?

WarChild · 06-09-2007, 10:36 PM

Doing lines.

WarChild · 06-09-2007, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadFidel

Finding a written plan to do a Casino/bank job when I was 17.

PS: Ocean's 11 stole my idea.

At least you remembered that the first thing any good criminal does with a master mind plan is write it down to be found later.

Donkey Punch · 06-09-2007, 11:13 PM

fucking.

She did have to pick me up from the police station after a ton of benzo's first DUI 10 xanax and 10 shots of firewater :-x

CuriousToyBoy · 06-10-2007, 12:12 AM

My mother caught me when I was about 8 or 9 trying to burn the house down...

With them in it.

I was a shit of a kid.

;-)

Mr Pheer · 06-10-2007, 12:14 AM

breathing

Triple 6 · 06-10-2007, 12:14 AM

when i was like 9 years old i stole my dads playboys and was showin 2 friends of mine the mags in my basement............ and of course with my luck who walks in the backdoor basement sayin 'WELL WELL WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

As much as that was embarrasing, he didnt throw a shitfit and im sure he was laughin his ass off minutes later after bustin us. I got no punishment or talk afterwards so I know he was as caught off guard as we were, lol.

Evil E · 06-10-2007, 12:17 AM

Threw stuff at moving vehicles. Actually hit one the guy in the face while he was driving(one window was open)...he didn't appreciate it and knocked at our door.

Triple 6 · 06-10-2007, 12:18 AM

ah but an even better story was when me and my friend was calling free sex phone lines.... My friend was AWESOME at impersonating all kinds of voices and so we were fuckin around callin these sex lines at 3am at my house pretending we were GIRLS on the line.... and after 2 or 3 minutes of the girl voice my friend would switch the voice up to kermit the frog.... LOL... and the dudes on the other end were like WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Yea so once while we were doin this my MOM picked the phone up and my friend didnt realize, so he started chattin her up like it was some bitch on the porn line. After a minute my mom goes 'GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE' and we heard the echo from her room, so we know we just got owned. That shit was stellar, we were laughin at that for a week.

baddog · 06-10-2007, 12:26 AM

What they think they caught me at, and what I admitted are two different things

Roald · 06-10-2007, 12:45 AM

When my mom entered the coffeeshop I was in to send me home. She saw me entering it and as old fashioned as she is she just walked in and send me home. Damn I was embareced as everybody was laughing his ass off lol I was 15 or so.

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Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	I was fresh out of high school at the time. I was in the passenger seat of a buddy's '69 Camaro that was parked in the fire lane of a Best department store. My buddy was in the store picking up his check (he was a manager there). I had a bottle of Jack Daniels between my feet, a beer between my legs, and a joint between my lips, when another friend that was in the back seat said in a panicked voice, 'Who are those old people looking at us?'. I look up only to see my parents standing there holding each other, not looking very happy. I threw the joint under the seat and started rolling up the window as my parents approached the smoke filled car. They looked in and saw (and smelled) what was going on. With a tone of disappointment in his voice, my Dad said, 'You'll never learn.' and they turned to go to their car. I rolled down the window and shouted, 'I'm sorry you had to see me this way.' My friend in the back seat erupted into this hysterical laughter as my folks just gave me a dirty look and walked off. I turned to the backseat, 'What the hell are you doing laughing like that, my parents can hear you!'. He replied, 'That just sounded so bad.' I started cracking up myself. It did sound bad. Not my finest hour. __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

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