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needlive 06-06-2007 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Munki's Girl (Post 12557697)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Put in a real one for some solo scene's

Not a bad idea at all.

ProducerCashDave 06-06-2007 07:18 PM

cry me a river

pr0 06-06-2007 07:33 PM

everyone hates Paris now & jumped on the "hate that bitch" bandwagon

i'm sticking with the decision i made years ago, i still wanna fuck her brains out :pimp

phasic 06-06-2007 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 12557542)
I would cry too if I didn't have a pillow.

I had a pillow in jail.

CDSmith 06-06-2007 07:45 PM

Part of me thinks this has all again been just another publicity ploy on her part to stay in the limelight and keep media attention coming her way. She can't act for shit, how else can she hold the spotlight? Poor her.

Jails aren't there to make inmates happy.

And yes, I'm with pr0.... I'd like to fuck her brains out. Okay strike that, she's brainless so there wouldn't be much fucking. I'd fuck her silly. Uh, wait, that won't work either, she's already a silly bitch. Okay, got it.... simply put, I'd hit it. Hard. For maybe a week or two, tops. But hit it I would.

Iron Fist 06-06-2007 07:50 PM

I'm lovin it.

SilkyJohnson 06-06-2007 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 12558373)
everyone hates Paris now & jumped on the "hate that bitch" bandwagon

i'm sticking with the decision i made years ago, i still wanna fuck her brains out :pimp

I never did like her skinny ass to begin with and she's not all that good looking either. Never been a fan of stick figures...:1orglaugh

baddog 06-06-2007 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll (Post 12557600)
does this mean she has a record?

She has had a record. This is just another mark on it.

baddog 06-06-2007 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 12557676)
i can't believe everyones cheering this little defenseless 80lb blond girl (although huge bitch) going 2 jail with a bunch of crack heads for a traffic violation

That isn't why she went to jail.

pr0 06-06-2007 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson (Post 12558456)
I never did like her skinny ass to begin with and she's not all that good looking either. Never been a fan of stick figures...:1orglaugh

you probably like huge milk bags

i think Freud had something to say about that.....hmmmm :pimp

alby_persignup 06-06-2007 08:08 PM

maybe she should think about other people in jail who didn't get special attention. stop being a crybaby!

WWF-Rich 06-06-2007 08:09 PM

She's probably sold the rights to her story already for $1,000,000. How easy is that.

baddog 06-06-2007 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 12557773)
And turn them into what their supposed to be. Criminal rehabilitation.....not gangster school.

Jails haven't been for rehab in quite a while.

And if you are driving drunk, I sure hope I don't see a donation thread because pr0 got hurt in a wreck.

Scroto 06-06-2007 08:12 PM

who the fuck cares if she dont have a pillow.....she is already in the "special needs" area

she should feel lucky :2 cents:

WWF-Rich 06-06-2007 08:15 PM

She's probably sold the rights to her story for a $1,000,000.

TheLegacy 06-06-2007 08:15 PM

what she fails to realize is that when she gets out - she will have millions and a life to go too - many who are in jail would kill just to be in her situation and are going to leave with no job, a record that stops them from getting a job not too mention no money in savings. They will return to crime just to survive and end back in jail where its home and safe to them. Paris has it easy and needs to see the lives of those she couldnt give a shit about by next year. hope she breaks a nail

Barefootsies 06-06-2007 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson (Post 12557558)
Who gives a fuck, jail isn't supposed to be fun...maybe she'll take her head out of her ass while she's in there.

Exactly...

:disgust

King Adam 06-06-2007 08:28 PM

If I had as much lute as her, I would never drive when I was partying.

I just don't get it. I'd have a phat limo taking me and all my peeps everywher I wanted to go.

Never really understood why rich ass celebs continue to drive themselves when they go out.

baddog 06-06-2007 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by King Adam (Post 12558620)
If I had as much lute as her, I would never drive when I was partying.

Do you play the lute?

TurboAngel 06-07-2007 08:42 AM

She's out now. How sad it is.

:(

SilkyJohnson 06-07-2007 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 12558524)
you probably like huge milk bags

i think Freud had something to say about that.....hmmmm :pimp

I do like moderate to huge milk bags...I think what Freud said was, "A man with a penis is not a man at all if he does not like milk bags."

Something like that I guess...

RayBonga 06-07-2007 09:42 AM

http://videos.sapo.pt/kH4i6hYVVVDqN80zpF95 :)

themonk 06-07-2007 09:57 AM

so ? should we visit paris ;)(???

Cash 06-07-2007 12:23 PM

I hear she sucks cocks in jail, is it true?

TurboAngel 06-07-2007 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by RayBonga (Post 12562003)

Now that was funny.


:winkwink:

Yanks_Todd 06-07-2007 12:52 PM

I think it horrible Paris had to sleep in jail, does anybody realize the thread count issues we have in our nations justice system.

The Sultan Of Smut 06-07-2007 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 12558113)
she went to jail for a probation violation

being on probation is the court's way of saying, you better keep your shit straight or you're going to jail

she didnt keep her shit straight. She cant see she wasnt already given a chance to stay out of jail. She fucked up, case closed.

Here here someone is finally making sense! :thumbsup

Cum&Spam 06-07-2007 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RayBonga (Post 12562003)


The guards are gonna paint the bars so they look like penises :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm worried that she could brake the teeth on thoses things :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pwned!

Cum&Spam 06-07-2007 05:54 PM

But i think she's not gonna break them because she will buy one of these http://www.bondmovies.com/henchmen/jaws.jpg


Go go Paris!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

KBoogie 06-07-2007 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 12557676)

i can't believe everyones cheering this little defenseless 80lb blond girl (although huge bitch) going 2 jail with a bunch of crack heads for a traffic violation

I agree. Do you know how many people get summary probation alone for driving on a suspended license? She did more time than 99% of the rest of the people that have commited that offense. Why, because she says "That's Hot?" Come on now people. :disgust

aico 06-07-2007 06:03 PM

She got put on house arrest today. Judge is not too happy about that. http://www.tmz.com


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