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mattz 06-07-2007 10:37 PM

you just joined 2 days ago, have 225 posts, which shows you are a total newbie. Real webmasters dont have enough time to post 100+ times per day. Stop acting like your an adult webmaster, and try harder at your burger king job.

Donkey Punch 06-07-2007 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 12565624)
So why are you different than the 500 other noobs on the board that are in the same situation?

Advice.. Don't quit your day job until you are solid in what you are doing and don't ask for handouts.

Awesome post. I respect your opinion.

No matter how one sided it is. :)

BangTheChamp 06-07-2007 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donkey Punch (Post 12554809)
I'll start...

K.I.S.S

Keep It Simple Silly.

No matter what you're doing, keep it simple.

Don't over think or make things overly complicated.

thanks for the tip

Donkey Punch 06-07-2007 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattz (Post 12565633)
you just joined 2 days ago, have 225 posts, which shows you are a total newbie. Real webmasters dont have enough time to post 100+ times per day. Stop acting like your an adult webmaster, and try harder at your burger king job.

Your powers of observation are mind boggling.

I know I'm not a "Real Webmaster" like you, but that is one of my long term goals.

Maybe you could help me become more like you.

I'll quit my Burger King job tomorrow!

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06...urger-king.jpg

btw, I think you need some Dr. Phil in your life, LOL.
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/830...lmcgrawvc2.jpg

mattz 06-07-2007 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donkey Punch (Post 12565670)
Your powers of observation are mind boggling.

I know I'm not a "Real Webmaster" like you, but that is one of my long term goals.

Maybe you could help me become more like you.

I'll quit my Burger King job tomorrow!

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06...urger-king.jpg

btw, I think you need some Dr. Phil in your life, LOL.
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/830...lmcgrawvc2.jpg

umm...congrats

mattz 06-07-2007 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donkey Punch (Post 12565670)
Your powers of observation are mind boggling.

I know I'm not a "Real Webmaster" like you, but that is one of my long term goals.

Maybe you could help me become more like you.

I'll quit my Burger King job tomorrow!

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06...urger-king.jpg

btw, I think you need some Dr. Phil in your life, LOL.
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/830...lmcgrawvc2.jpg


where did I say i was a "real webmaster" because im not, I'm just here for the free porn dude

Randyyy 06-07-2007 11:00 PM

this donkey punch dude annoys the shit out of me, get out

Donkey Punch 06-07-2007 11:37 PM

LOL, there go some winners. ..

Lookin like that misery loves a fake nick type thing

bobby666 06-08-2007 12:44 AM

there is so much money in my porn

crockett 06-08-2007 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donkey Punch (Post 12565643)
Awesome post. I respect your opinion.

No matter how one sided it is. :)

It's not really one sided, I'm not big bling or making big money. I did adult for 3 years or so before I went full time. Main reason was I needed the other job for other reasons than just money.

I still haven't replaced the total amount I made from both incomes, however I wouldn't go back to doing the other stuff I did. So I'm speaking from experance not from one side but from both.

Donkey Punch 06-08-2007 05:01 PM

okay,..

Quote:

So why are you different than the 500 other noobs on the board that are in the same situation?
I'm asking and trying?


Quote:

Advice.. Don't quit your day job until you are solid in what you are doing and don't ask for handouts.
How can you say that I'm asking for something and wont be solid in what I'm doing?

I plan on going hard. ;)

Donkey Punch 06-08-2007 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donkey Punch (Post 12569667)
okay,..


I'm asking and trying?

Which by the way is another tip for newbies.

If you're committed to something don't be afraid to ask for help to accomplish your task :)

As it was once told to me "The squeaky wheel gets oiled".

After Shock Media 06-08-2007 05:14 PM

Pick one niche, one domain, one idea, and stick with it until it works. Do not purchase other things for the backburner or whatever. To many people try to have like 10 things going at once and none are going at all.

Rochard 06-08-2007 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 12555057)
If you can, shoot your own content as much as possible, and try to keep it exclusive (as much is possible)

Just what we need - more idiots with crappy cameras that think they are photogaphers. Last night while loading up some content for my blog I downloaded some content and had to correct the damn lighting on the photos because the photographer can't even take a good looking photo.


As for newbies..... Think about your screen name because it will follow you around for the rest of your career in the industry. In my case, my name is pronounced "ROCK HARD" which leads to rumors that I'm hung like a can of soda pop - which works fine for me.

DO NOT name yourself [your first name] [company name] because no matter what you WILL leave that company. And if your the owner, well, you still shouldn't do it - because then in the future it will be that much more difficult to sell your company.

squizzel 06-08-2007 08:46 PM

listen to what i have to say very carefully... the principal relates to SEO but can be transfered to other aspects of this business....

Ok, your goal today is to do something that will make you sales forever. Create some text, optimize for some longtail keywords, rank for stuff that is easy to rank for. If u do something today that creates u income forever (Or atleast a year) and you continue doing this day in day out... All these sales every 2 weeks start to add up. Soon you are doing 10 sales per day... 20 sales per day... the sky is the limit.

So in laymans terms, do something today that you will benift from forever. If you cant figure out what to do then you dont deserve to make money in the first place.

he-fox 06-08-2007 08:56 PM

when more than 1 ppl tells you you're annoying, you should actually think about it.

Donkey Punch 06-08-2007 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by he-fox (Post 12570558)
when more than 1 ppl tells you you're annoying, you should actually think about it.


I may break into tears any minute :disgust

steved 06-08-2007 09:38 PM

Sign up with every sponsor in my sig, and ask me for help, if you need it:)

Cherry7 06-09-2007 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neewwman (Post 12555318)
Buy a good e-book on porn webmastering. :playboy

I bought your book, read it, and your right:thumbsup, Pretty good, it explained a lot of things that had me puzzled for the last year.

$5 submissions 06-09-2007 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andiz (Post 12554839)
I like this thread :thumbsup

My tip:

This whole webmaster thing is not a sprint.....

It's a MARATHON!


REAL TALK! 100% COSIGN!:thumbsup

BusterBunny 06-09-2007 04:42 PM

100 great tips

Xenophage 06-09-2007 04:42 PM

Find what works and beat the shit outta it, be the first site a surfer sees in the day.

ukxtra 06-09-2007 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars (Post 12573903)
Find what works and beat the shit outta it, be the first site a surfer sees in the day.

Got any tips on how to make your site "appear" to surfers Lars? :1orglaugh

Donkey Punch 06-09-2007 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ukxtra (Post 12573941)
Got any tips on how to make your site "appear" to surfers Lars? :1orglaugh

Build a quality site that's updated so frequently your surfers want it like a junky wants their next fix? So bad they dream about that shit?

They bookmark it and make it their start up page !

:1orglaugh


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