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BJ 08-26-2002 10:16 PM

does that camera work yet?

X37375787 08-26-2002 10:20 PM

If it wasn't for Lensman's and our all sake, I would post llinks to this story on all boards I know, causing a worldwide boycott of McD

cafeaulait 08-26-2002 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by michaelw
this is really pathetic on mcdonalds part

do they realize how much contributed power the people on this board have?

if even a few peolpe get pissed off and post one of those mcdonalds chicken images on their site, hundreds of thousands of people a day will see the crap mcdonalds is

What, this? :Graucho

http://www.wvec.com/news/local/mcchicken_head.jpg

$tandaman 08-26-2002 10:24 PM

hahmike, you obviously have never been served, so why do you say how it's done.

Lensman 08-27-2002 12:07 AM

Remind me that if someone calls my name, that I should act deaf.

ControlThy 08-27-2002 12:17 AM

Until we see some pictures of those lovely documents that state that you are served, this story is not true.

Have a good day.

Va2k 08-27-2002 12:24 AM

Why not retract your bet and make another one but this time the loser would have to wear the ronald mcdork custom and have a pic taken with im humming on a 14in dildo Eh?


Wonder if i could get served for saying that lol Screw it, go for it you cant get shit out of me if I don't have shit to give lol Matter of fact I was served with papers today

Freaking commissioner of the revenue is pissed at me I have to goto court the 27th of sept to answer under oath, questions pertaining to: your 2002 business licenes LOL So after they hand rape me I will not have anything to lose. well at least this was a fun post to read about lol good luck with that bet I need to lose a few 1000's lbs my dang self

Thomas N 08-27-2002 12:27 AM

LMAO. Read the thread from the supposed attorney. No attorney would say of his employer: "I understand McDonalds in not the most desirable employer."

You guys did a nice job on the gag, but whichever one of you played the lawyer was definitely the weak link in the ruse.

:winkwink:

GFED 08-27-2002 06:59 AM

Where's the scan?

Libertine 08-27-2002 07:15 AM

I have learned 2 things today:
1. People will do ANYTHING to spread their sigs across the boards.
2. Webmasters are gullible.

InsaneMidget 08-27-2002 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
I have learned 2 things today:
1. People will do ANYTHING to spread their sigs across the boards.
2. Webmasters are gullible.



Who gives a shit if it's fake or not, it's entertaining as hell.

SR 08-27-2002 08:13 AM

Man that sounds impossible.
But in the usa with it's completly fucked up laws nothing is impossible I guess.
But how in the hell can someone get sued for 1,000,000 for saying something about that company?
Everybody knows that their food and service sucks it's that simple.
Well this will cost them alot of harm.
They have no clue how many people get reached with porn.

.:Frog:. 08-27-2002 08:19 AM

What was said to piss off McDonalds?

SR 08-27-2002 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by .:Frog:.
What was said to piss off McDonalds?
Good question.
after my bad words I hope I will still be able to work for them in the future:waaaaahh

Altima 08-27-2002 03:59 PM

Somebody needs to pay some kid at mcdicks like double what he makes there to stick porn flyers in everyones take out/drive thru bags heh

archer 08-27-2002 05:29 PM

interesting thread:Graucho


correct me if i'm wrong... but don't you americans have something called the first amendment?

redshift 08-27-2002 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by archer
interesting thread:Graucho


correct me if i'm wrong... but don't you americans have something called the first amendment?


That is correct this is why this thread is bullshit

Sly_RJ 08-27-2002 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by archer
interesting thread:Graucho


correct me if i'm wrong... but don't you americans have something called the first amendment?

As long as it doesn't infringe on other peoples rights or well-being, yeh. This whole "thing" supposedly revolves around gambling, haha, right.

Sam I Am 08-27-2002 05:41 PM

That fried chicken head, I can't stop laughing. And I'm a vegetarian.:1orglaugh

SpaceAce 08-27-2002 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by turbo


That is just plain sick.... You know Mickey D's wasn't half bad when I was a kid. Now the food is just disgusting...

I'd say it's more likely that your tastes have changed :) I can't even eat anything by Chef Boyardee, anymore.

SpaceAce

greentea 08-29-2002 03:52 PM

Smegma were's the papers?

cherrylula 08-29-2002 03:55 PM

So when is burger king gonna show up on the board to take a stand agains the enemy?

wonton 08-29-2002 04:01 PM

far too tired to be laughing this hard

hyper 08-29-2002 04:09 PM

so does this mean i have to stop selling bangbus at the drive through?

koko 08-29-2002 04:10 PM

So this corporate legal advisor from one of the biggest companies in the world has some free mail service? Fuck, you'd sue Ronald McDonald because he don't give corporate mail address to their own employees! :Graucho

Anyway, good post for a laugh :glugglug

Stealthy 08-29-2002 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hahmike


it is bullshit... :sleep

legal papers are never delivered to hand, always to fixed address/postal box for security reasons (i.e, got the right guy).

no legal rep would yell, "HEY YO, SUCKA", laugh, then say something like "consider yourself served..." whilst shoving a package in the chest.

it is mcdonalds corporation... not average joe's home repair company.

could've been so convincing, could've been a great thread. instead he fucked it all up. :(

Ok I'm probably beating a dead horse here cuz I haven't read to the end of this thread yet, but process severs generally aren't legal representatives, lawyers or barristers, that would be unethical (Ethical lawyers?) for them to deliver legal notices of motion by either themselves or someone from their office, so they will either hire a private messenger service or a process server to do their dirty work for them, and yep, a lot of these little assholes just LOVE to say shit like "Consider yourself served" so they can feel all important sbout themselves then go home to their rent controlled bachelor apartment and play the Nintendo that they only have 12 more payments to make on...

I for one don't doubt the smegmeister's plight because I've been served in much the same way, except the fucking little prick followed me into the can at the Mall!

Fletch XXX 08-29-2002 05:00 PM

Ive been served quite a few times over the years.

The most recent.

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...threadid=73137

:)

vending_machine 08-29-2002 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by koko
So this corporate legal advisor from one of the biggest companies in the world has some free mail service? Fuck, you'd sue Ronald McDonald because he don't give corporate mail address to their own employees! :Graucho

Anyway, good post for a laugh :glugglug

Finally someone else that caught on to that little tidbit. I wont ruin anyone's fun though.. :)

UnseenWorld 08-29-2002 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smegma
I was served with papers today... as I was walking out of my fucking house to my car.. some fuckwad walks up to me and yells my name, I turn to look and he shoves them in my chest, laughs, and says - consider yourself served.

Walk back inside my house, open it up... McDonalds vs. My Name and My Company Name. Defamation / Liable Suit seeking $1,000,000 IN DAMAGES!!!!

Apparently Mr. Michael didn't like the comment he was a "sperm-burping road whore".

greeeeeat. more fucking money to the blood sucking attorney.

You have to learn to keep your mouth shut, if that's the kind of stuff that comes out of it.

Hashishan 08-29-2002 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
Remind me that if someone calls my name, that I should act deaf.
that has been my policy for YEARS. i also rarely answer the door if i look through the peephole and do not recognize the person standing onthe other side

cold_ice 08-29-2002 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hashishan


that has been my policy for YEARS. i also rarely answer the door if i look through the peephole and do not recognize the person standing onthe other side

Hey dude Im exactly the same except sometimes I dont even open the door for people I do know.

cold_ice 08-29-2002 05:37 PM

Hey dude are you losing the bet and tring to fine a way out.:1orglaugh

mijoon 08-29-2002 06:09 PM

Michael Anthony was a t.v. lawyer many , many years ago .
As soon as the guy gave his name , I figured it had to be a joke .

Stealthy 08-29-2002 06:59 PM

http://www.mcdonaldssucks.freeserver...e/IMAG0004.GIF

WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! :321GFY

Stealthy 08-29-2002 07:13 PM

http://www.mcdonaldssucks.freeserver...c/IMAG0005.JPG




WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! :321GFY Part II

Stealthy 08-29-2002 07:22 PM

"No, Mr. McDonald, we're not interested in seeing your 'Happy Meal', now just come along quietly and don't make us use the pepper spray..."

http://www.mcdonaldssucks.freeserver...s/IMAG0004.JPG


In other news, an unidentified fast-food icon was seen being arrested by police today for allegedly luring young adults into some bushes behind a local Schoolyard and propositioning them to let him "Dip his Mcnuggets into their Honey-Mustard sauce". When reached for comment, attorney for the alleged "Dirty Clown" Tony Michael Had this to say:


"Huh?"



Brings new meaning to "There's a little McDonald's in everyone"...

Back to you, deborah...


I am a bad, bad man and I should be disciplined...



Please?

Stealthy 09-03-2002 12:50 PM

Goddamn cheap assed free server bullshit ruinallmyfunmotherfuckers...


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