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08-26-2002, 02:01 PM
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Im Retiring from the Porn Biz
Hi everyone. Just wanted to say that I have decided to give up this sinfull life of pornography and weed and drinking and having sexual intercourse instead and take up gods work. I am joining the 71 presinct of priesthood in my local baptist church, and hope to become a ordained minister within the next 2 years. I wish all of you guys good luck in your feature endeveaors, and pray to the lord that you all see the sins in your ways some days like I did.
Despite what you have all heard, jesus doesnt love everyone, as there is simply too many people on the earth and he loses track. Therefore, I sugest you all take matters into your own hand and try and please the lord in ways that would pleasure him. If you don't know what I mean by that, then you are not yet ready to please the lord, and that is okay also. It has taken me my entire life to find the truth, and so I do not expect you all to do the same immideatly. Healing takes time...unfortunatly only the lord knows how much time we each have on this dirty round ball known as earth, and for that reason, I have decided to stop wasting time and get with the lord's program now. This program howevere doesnt have any affiliates, or link codes, or FPA's, or banners. It is a program of god. I will still monitor this board to see if anyone here needs any spiritual help, and I will try my best to put your soul at ease during these trying times that you guys peddle pornograhy to the masses. May the lord have mercy on all of our souls. I will not be selling my sites or traffic or domains, as the lord will look down on me further profiting from pornography, therefore I will be redirecting all of my traffic to www.whatwouldjesusdo.com to perhaps help cleans the souls of some of my surfers in that way. God has a plan for me, and it does not include running beasty sites. God bless.
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08-26-2002, 02:03 PM
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Farewell MX... good luck on your future projects!
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08-26-2002, 02:04 PM
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I don't believe you.
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08-26-2002, 02:05 PM
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Not very funny.
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08-26-2002, 02:07 PM
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I could picture you in a preist uniform
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08-26-2002, 02:07 PM
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08-26-2002, 02:09 PM
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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08-26-2002, 02:14 PM
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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good luck going into priesthood...but I dont see any differences between porn and catholicism though???
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08-26-2002, 02:15 PM
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08-26-2002, 02:21 PM
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jesus does not love everyone, as he simply cannot. there are simply too many people born everyday, and jesus loses track. remmeber that, my friends
turn darkness into light, and you will be free. Jesus turned water into wine. He can turn your black hearts into red hearts as well. Will you give him a chance? God bless you my sons
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08-26-2002, 02:22 PM
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don't you have to have something to retire from? sounds like you are just a failure and HAVE to turn to the darkside ZIIIIING
SBD has a tight fuckin ass,would drop my vanilla dipstick in that anyday
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08-26-2002, 02:22 PM
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I said it once and I will say it again... WTF????
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08-26-2002, 02:23 PM
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jesus supports pornography
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08-26-2002, 02:24 PM
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Is that necro-beasty or just beasty or just necro?
I don't see real penetration, so maybe its just a tease shot. Rik |
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08-26-2002, 02:24 PM
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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lol Aaron
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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08-26-2002, 02:27 PM
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Fake or not...Just imagine the thoughts of the other people who were driving by while he was potentially violating that nice, warm, almost dead....road kill.
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08-26-2002, 02:28 PM
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Can Jesus make my dick bigger?
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08-26-2002, 02:30 PM
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Necro-beasty w/ penetration would set a new record for me.
(not personally, but the internet is slow to catch up). As for water into wine -- don't humans do that with grapes regularly? So Jesus doesn't need grapes, is that sooo impressive?  Rik |
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08-26-2002, 02:30 PM
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08-26-2002, 02:42 PM
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It has taken me my entire life to find the truth,
What was that number again?! 19 yrs or so?? Boney has had gas more years than that... Straight! |
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08-26-2002, 03:09 PM
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remmeber when you were young?
remmeber how inoccent you were? you were full of love...the lords love together, we can bring that love back again. help me, help you GFY god bless
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08-26-2002, 03:13 PM
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dont you have to actually be in the porn business in order to retire from it?
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08-26-2002, 03:15 PM
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Catholics, beastiality, beast-necrophilia...
Could anyone have imagined from the first post that this would be the thread that takes us all to hell?! |
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08-26-2002, 03:17 PM
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Who is this god you keep talking about? And that Jesus fella, wasn't he jewish, not baptist? hehehhe
LATE ...I'm sorry, maybe that was a bit harsh, but I get a bad taste in my mouth from religious types who say they'll "pray for you" who act righteous and who hope that "god" will have mercy on your soul in his judgement. Get over yourself, live your life, I don't really care what you do as long as it isn't illegal and doesn't infringe on my rights. But I do wish you the best of luck in acheiving and finding what you feel is missing in your life, and that you attain happiness and satisfaction through those efforts. AMF!
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08-26-2002, 03:20 PM
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Hell.. half of the Bible reads like a porn novel.. just going from reading it on the net to reading it in church..
 and.. even if it were true.. you're not qualified to be doing the, "My sons" thing juuuuust yet.. |
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08-26-2002, 03:20 PM
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08-26-2002, 03:25 PM
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08-26-2002, 03:26 PM
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08-26-2002, 03:29 PM
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i think for the first time in my adult life.... i can say.... i am truly shocked hahahah (aaron SBD)
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I remember when I was young, innocent and naive. Thank god I got over that!
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I'll believe your bullshit when you post a list of your domains here on the board, showing us all that you have truely forwarded all your domains to that site, until that time please shut the fuck up
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08-26-2002, 04:33 PM
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You must have talked to Jeff Newman @
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I think if you read between the lines it just means that MetaformX is now devoting all his time to jesusdialer
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ahh what ever you say, if Jesus really existed he would of made me rich by now, all the swearing i do. i wouldn't have to go to Priest college, i know the bible allready...
so GFY with your I'm the son of god shit... I think it's about time you get laid, and then you'll see why we wouldn't never go to the Hersey Highway scholl! 
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it is a tedious process, specially because I am trying to avoid looking at porn anymore while I am doing the redirects. here are a few of them so far. God bless. http://www.xLust.com http://www.rebills.com http://www.ePimpin.com http://www.xMails.com
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