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baddog 06-04-2007 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmicTang (Post 12544582)
here's the Sarah Silverman monologue about Paris (and others)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LqLiB130w7M

Paris did not seem to enjoy the painted bars comment very much.

SilentKnight 06-04-2007 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12544610)
Paris did not seem to enjoy the painted bars comment very much.

Nope...if looks could kill.

What next - Paris Hilton vs. Sarah Silverman in a jello fight to the death?

I think they should bring Ilsa the She-Wolf outta retirement just for Ms. Hilton's stay at crowbar hotel.

RyuLion 06-04-2007 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by thehand (Post 12540716)
I'd still hit it.

Dude! I would hit it more times now..:thumbsup

nico-t 06-04-2007 07:08 PM

update:
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8...binjailse8.jpg

BangTheChamp 06-04-2007 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 12539572)
LYNWOOD, Calif. - Paris Hilton has reported to a Los Angeles County jail to begin a three-week stay for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

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The 26-year-old heiress was booked late Sunday into the Century Regional Detention Facility in an industrial area about five miles southeast of downtown Los Angeles, according to the sheriff's inmate locator Web site.

Though a judge sentenced her to 45 days behind bars, Hilton was expected to serve only 23 days because of a state law that requires shorter sentences for good behavior.

Earlier Sunday, Hilton attended the MTV Movie Awards, where she briefly spoke to reporters about her sentence.

"I am trying to be strong right now," Hilton said. "I'm really scared but I'm ready to face my sentence."

The 13-year-old jail has been an all-female facility since March 2006. The two-story concrete building sits in an industrial neighborhood, beside train tracks and beneath a bustling freeway.

Hilton will be housed in the facility's "special needs" unit.

Officers arrested Hilton in Hollywood on Sept. 7. In January, she pleaded no contest to the reckless-driving charge and was sentenced to 36 months' probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

She was pulled over by California Highway Patrol on Jan. 15. Officers informed Hilton she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging she was not to drive. She then was pulled over by sheriff's deputies on Feb. 27, at which time she was charged with violating her probation.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070604/...aris_hilton_24


with all that money she makes, why don't she pay someone $100K a year just to follow her around and drive her stupid ass everywhere

Shey 06-04-2007 07:24 PM

She's my hero...She inspires me!!!:error:helpme:error

RyuLion 06-04-2007 09:55 PM

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...ilton_jail.jpg

Scroto 06-04-2007 10:02 PM

when she gets out she will make a gangsta rap album :1orglaugh

TheJimmy 06-04-2007 10:20 PM

I expect to see her emerge with corn rows :pimp

PunkRockXXX 06-05-2007 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12544503)
You obviously have no idea what the special needs unit is.

you obviously have no idea how much influence a multi billionaire family has

lol @ you

Turboface 06-05-2007 05:35 AM

50 Years!

Porn Mickey 06-05-2007 06:00 AM

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/ap/6b3a...cee8a1b.h2.jpg

RyuLion 06-08-2007 04:20 PM

Paris Hilton Is Ordered Back to Jail
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/08/us... =5087%0A


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