Uh oh ~ we're all about to get to know -=Hoax=- a little more intimately...

You know, it is about time the girls on this board started asking us to show dick again...

I'm a little disturbed by Hoax.

haha

Actually, Hoax scares me.

Wow! *sigh* There's nothing quite like a good set of hooters, titties, knockers, breasts, boobs, jugs, watermelons, mounds of love, gazongas, pointers , bazooms, sweater puppies, dirty pillows, golden bozos, winnebagos, etc. etc.....*sigh*

Give it time, it will grow :winkwink:

I showed dick for purve.com


You gotta be careful with me Beerbust, I'm like the Sperminator with my hi-octan jizz....3 kids and counting...

as for eating pussy? I would, but the wife would stab me in the face with a pair od scissors while I slept if I did....this is why she'll never leave me...at a young age I had a lesbian show me the right way to go down on a woman (she went down on my bi-grilfriend to demonstarte)...sadly, that girlfriend left me for the aformentioned vagitarian, but my current wife? She'll never leave...muhahahahahahha

I would would love for you to get to know me then beerbust...as a certified diver my style is all about the build up...


I'm a teaser...I first begin with the soft tickling kisses around the inner thighs and belly...and then progress inwards...I've mastered an ancient shaolin style known as "Butterfly flutters and lands with and Earthshattering Cry for the Maker."

or as My "CLIENTS" pronounce it......


OOOOOOHHHMMMMMMFUUUUGGGGIINNNNNNGGGGAAAAWD!!!!


Again it starts with innocent loving kisses, and ends with me trying to suck the very essence of your soul out of you, via your clit.

By the way do you like your asshole licked?...in discussion it meets mixed review, in practice it meets a forehead full of goo.

As for the girth of my cock...its not all that...I'm the tall and skinny type...I usually use it like a blind man's cane...I poke around till I find the right spot then...well....I just keep poking.


On a side note...men are yah with me here...ever had a woman that had a g spot so big it felt like ping pong ball up there will you fucked...god that's great...pokity pokity...uhm...anyways...


I heard that all my life and it never did...

wow, beerbust, what a nice ass you have. Do you mind if I give it a little squeeze? :Graucho

Are soon to be priests allowed to do that? :)

:1orglaugh HOAX Your fucking to funny :1orglaugh

Could it be body of temptaion face of regret:question

<img src=http://www.hesd.k12.ca.us/richmond/staffpix/raygoza.jpg border="1">

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umm...deb, babe, im very sorry
I don't know what got into me. I guess temptation canget the best of all of us sometimes. Looks like I will have to work harder then most people to become a good priest. May the lord be with me and save me from future temptation

That was the funniest thread I ever peed my pants to...

Meta, it's ok honey. I took the liberty of discussing this with my priest and he said that you can easily redeem yourself by saying 12 Hail Mary's. So, you've still got a chance it seems. :thumbsup

Hey Cheshire what does that mean good or bad or maybe to far??

:1orglaugh


That comment on the first page was still disturbing you sick sick man.

http://www.hesd.k12.ca.us/richmond/staffpix/raygoza.jpg

I can't believe Mrs. Raygoza made it to this thread! We are passing her around like the nasty messageboard hooker she is!

Ohh we are posting pics now r we?

http://www.terra.es/personal8/lasbrava/party19.jpg

The dude in the white cap is me, the guy in the glasses is another Swedish webmaster, and the girl was some chick we tried to get to pose nude....diden´t work out to good :)

not sure, it's just a representation of what I looked like when I read your comment... but I think I laughed...?

Thats what it is all about---FUN--:thumbsup

But I would...I'd glagly stick it to ya my friend...wanna go steady?

Hmm... well... I really do need a steady boyfreind! I've never had one before. Maybe we could try stuff!?! I get really wet when I'm alone and I look at my pictures of Joey Fatone & Chris Parillo while I'm touching myself so I think I am ready for a boyfreind!

Here's another picture of me. This is my good side.

http://dork.nu/foto/cam/cam03.jpg

If you are really interested email me!

[email protected]

Your goign to be a Church dude, no more talking about ass!

Or did you change your mind and reenter hte gates of hell as a Adult webmaster?

:feels-hot :feels-hot :feels-hot :feels-hot

[QUOTE]Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
[B]As for the girth of my cock...its not all that...I'm the tall and skinny type...I usually use it like a blind man's cane...I poke around till I find the right spot then...well....I just keep poking.


You guys kill me :1orglaugh

And yes it is about time we ladies got to see some dick pics.....PLEASE :winkwink:

Yea...uhm...and I'm the sick one...yeah...ooookay!


BTW, you've got mail...

God help me ~ I know who they are! :(

[QUOTE]Originally posted by miss^behaving
[B]$20 sent to my paypal and you get a picture of my dick!
:thumbsup

Does a stretched out nutsack count?

http://www.explicit-design.com/gfy.jpg

:thumbsup

GREAT! Now I can log off GFY and finish making and submitting my Anime galleries to tgp's.

So wait weren't we waiting on some frontal nudity?

No I'm not sending it now HOAX, you threw cum in my hair, in the other thread remember. (lol )

:( Daddy, when I lick her anus I get juice on my forehead!

:1orglaugh

shave that ass looks like a half done shemale