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Marshal Law · 08-26-2002, 01:46 PM

The Five Commandments (The Pentabarf)

http://www.youreyeswideshut.com/red/

Know Ye This O Man of Faith!

I. There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian
Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every
Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.

II. A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document.
Numbering System.

III. A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously
of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat
of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).

IV. A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of
Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

V. A Discordian is Prohibited from Believing What he reads. (incuding this)

For further illumination
consult your pineal gland.

http://www.aidd.org/pineal/index.htm

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GFED · 08-26-2002, 02:01 PM

Sweet Jimmy! I knew it was you! Your shit is wack! How's the battle with the evil Nelly Futardo fans doing?

SykkBoy · 08-26-2002, 02:06 PM

"Orgasmatron" - Motorhead

I am the one, Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping hand
My image is of agony, my servants rape the land
Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine and vain
Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law
My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore.

I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit
I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet
I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain
And still you play the sycophant and revel in you pain
And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate
I am the politician, and I decide your fate

I march before a martyred world, an army for the fight
I speak of great heroic days, of victory and might
I hold a banner drenched in blood, I urge you to be brave
I lead you to your destiny, I lead you to your grave
Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown
For I am Mars, the god of war, and I will cut you down.

Marshal Law · 08-26-2002, 02:14 PM

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Better Marketing Through Modern Mind-Control
Linda Cox
2000-01-01

Reader Ratings: 23 - Average score: 5.1
There are two kinds of marketing: Direct Marketing and Brand Marketing. Direct marketing targets wallets. Branding is about hearts and minds.

For example, I sell a variety of internet marketing tools but you won?t see them mentioned here. That?s because the brand I?m marketing by writing and distributing articles is Linda Cox, not any single product. If I can hook you into the Linda Cox brand, then the sales (and more) will follow.

If it works, thousands will visit my website and I can sell banners there. Then millions will subscribe to my ezine and I can sell ads there. Then everyone will want to be identified with my unique brand of humor and insight so they?ll buy body oils and spark plugs and beach umbrellas with my name on them.

Ultimately, of course, anytime you pass the Golden Arches your oh-so branded children will screech for a Happy Meal just to get the free "Linda Cox: Queen of the Online Marketers" doll inside.

Different By Design

Ads designed for branding are cool. They don?t plead and beg and cajole, they just sit there. They may be loud, but in a very smug way because they?ve already got what they want. They may tell you where to click or who to call, but they don?t really care if you do. You saw them... that?s enough. An impression was made.

Think Absolut Vodka.

Direct sale ads have a real do-or-die attitude that can make them a bit annoying and undignified, especially when surrounded by their more mellow counterparts. By their directives shall ye know them: Call Now! Order Now! Click Now!

Think infomercials.

You can?t track a branding campaign like you can a direct sales campaign, but you don?t have to. You don?t need to prove that an ad performed its function when its function was to just sit there and look cool.

Marshal Law · 08-26-2002, 02:22 PM

her eVil forces of artists against aids worldwide has been vanquished:

http://www.aaaw.org/

project "cool" is no more

but bono babbles on:

he has a serioius MESSIAH complex

John The Baptist is the most popular Jerusalem syndrome choice for Christian men. Christian women prefer the Virgin Mary. For Jews of both sexes, the identification is generally with the Messiah.

One day, Bar-El decided to perform a classical experiment. He put two would-be Messiahs in a room together for an hour to see if one would prevail.

Dr. Bar-El: "I said, 'Okay, you must make the decision. Who's the real Messiah?' Every person said, after this hour, 'I am the real Messiah. He's an imposter.' "

I am shown around the wards, and then introduced to Russian-born Dr. Gregory Katz, who talks about the treatment:

Dr. Katz: "Sometimes we give some minor tranquilizers and melatonin if the person's also in jet lag. If we see that it's a real psychotic episode, we give anti-psychotic drugs."

Jerusalem Syndrome is posing an unexpected economic problem for Israel. Who is supposed to pay for the treatment of the afflicted tourists?

Dr. Katz: "Some of them, usually that come from Scandinavia, have good insurance. But some of them come from the U.S. and don't have medical insurance or it's not sufficient and doesn't cover psychiatric treatment. Then the State of Israel pays for it, including an escorting person back to the U.S., usually a psychiatrist and all the expenses."

No one is certain about exactly what causes Jerusalem Syndrome. Perhaps it's jarring for a serious Bible student to arrive in modern-day Israel where, instead of prophets in sandals, he hears businessmen discussing profits on cell phones. Or maybe it's the fact that Jerusalem has always been a magnet for messianic messages, and visitors get carried away.

For the moment, there are no clear answers and the emphasis is on rapid and effective diagnosis and treatment.

Morgan · 08-26-2002, 02:24 PM

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Marshal Law · 08-26-2002, 02:28 PM

i got kicked out of israel right away.......

i wanted to show the palestians my webpage

i told these psychiatrists i'm curec

PRAISE BOG

they're releasing me on thursday

if i don't check positive for THC

evil pilling bastards

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PEACE AND LOVE

TO ALL THE GFY CREW

even 12 clicks

Artist: Eminem
Album: The Eminem Show *
Title: Without Me

* first single off the new album; tenatively scheduled for June 4th

"Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks" -> Obie Trice

[Intro]
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*

Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums*}

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
by the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the table while he's operatin (hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
but your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, rum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE!

[Chorus: Eminem]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

[Verse 2: Eminem]
Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!

CLICK ABOVE TO VISIT OUR SPONSORS

A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass {*smak*}
And it's a disaster, such a castastrophe
for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
{*bzzt*} Fix your damn antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, in the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Investing in your kid's ears and nesting
{*bzzt*} Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Eminem]
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Limp Bizket bastards
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listen to techno
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol {*knife slices*}
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
No I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
to do black music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me

[Chorus]

{*Eminem sings this twice:
"Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*}

[Eminem] Kids!

Steve · 08-26-2002, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
"Orgasmatron" - Motorhead

I am the one, Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping hand
My image is of agony, my servants rape the land
Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine and vain
Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law
My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore.

I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit
I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet
I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain
And still you play the sycophant and revel in you pain
And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate
I am the politician, and I decide your fate

I march before a martyred world, an army for the fight
I speak of great heroic days, of victory and might
I hold a banner drenched in blood, I urge you to be brave
I lead you to your destiny, I lead you to your grave
Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown
For I am Mars, the god of war, and I will cut you down.

Good to see I'm not the only guy who had Lemmy pop into his head when I read the title of this thread. Jeez, does Motorhead still tour?

Tex Willer · 08-26-2002, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marshal Law

"the globe's biggest rock star"?
must be a fake cover page
this is interesting =)

as for rest of the thread, it sucks

Scootermuze · 08-26-2002, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marshal Law
.............
If it works........

All of that banter was negated before you even started it... by those 3 little words..

08-26-2002, 01:46 PM	#1
Marshal Law Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 13	Orgazmatron The Five Commandments (The Pentabarf) http://www.youreyeswideshut.com/red/ Know Ye This O Man of Faith! I. There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm. II. A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document. Numbering System. III. A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns). IV. A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub. V. A Discordian is Prohibited from Believing What he reads. (incuding this) For further illumination consult your pineal gland. http://www.aidd.org/pineal/index.htm

08-26-2002, 02:01 PM	#5
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08-26-2002, 02:06 PM	#6
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	"Orgasmatron" - Motorhead I am the one, Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping hand My image is of agony, my servants rape the land Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine and vain Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore. I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain And still you play the sycophant and revel in you pain And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate I am the politician, and I decide your fate I march before a martyred world, an army for the fight I speak of great heroic days, of victory and might I hold a banner drenched in blood, I urge you to be brave I lead you to your destiny, I lead you to your grave Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown For I am Mars, the god of war, and I will cut you down. __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

08-26-2002, 01:50 PM	#2
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08-26-2002, 02:14 PM	#7
Marshal Law Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 13	http://www.youreyeswideshut.com/blue/ Better Marketing Through Modern Mind-Control Linda Cox 2000-01-01 Reader Ratings: 23 - Average score: 5.1 There are two kinds of marketing: Direct Marketing and Brand Marketing. Direct marketing targets wallets. Branding is about hearts and minds. For example, I sell a variety of internet marketing tools but you won?t see them mentioned here. That?s because the brand I?m marketing by writing and distributing articles is Linda Cox, not any single product. If I can hook you into the Linda Cox brand, then the sales (and more) will follow. If it works, thousands will visit my website and I can sell banners there. Then millions will subscribe to my ezine and I can sell ads there. Then everyone will want to be identified with my unique brand of humor and insight so they?ll buy body oils and spark plugs and beach umbrellas with my name on them. Ultimately, of course, anytime you pass the Golden Arches your oh-so branded children will screech for a Happy Meal just to get the free "Linda Cox: Queen of the Online Marketers" doll inside. Different By Design Ads designed for branding are cool. They don?t plead and beg and cajole, they just sit there. They may be loud, but in a very smug way because they?ve already got what they want. They may tell you where to click or who to call, but they don?t really care if you do. You saw them... that?s enough. An impression was made. Think Absolut Vodka. Direct sale ads have a real do-or-die attitude that can make them a bit annoying and undignified, especially when surrounded by their more mellow counterparts. By their directives shall ye know them: Call Now! Order Now! Click Now! Think infomercials. You can?t track a branding campaign like you can a direct sales campaign, but you don?t have to. You don?t need to prove that an ad performed its function when its function was to just sit there and look cool.

08-26-2002, 02:22 PM	#8
Marshal Law Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 13	her eVil forces of artists against aids worldwide has been vanquished: http://www.aaaw.org/ project "cool" is no more but bono babbles on: he has a serioius MESSIAH complex John The Baptist is the most popular Jerusalem syndrome choice for Christian men. Christian women prefer the Virgin Mary. For Jews of both sexes, the identification is generally with the Messiah. One day, Bar-El decided to perform a classical experiment. He put two would-be Messiahs in a room together for an hour to see if one would prevail. Dr. Bar-El: "I said, 'Okay, you must make the decision. Who's the real Messiah?' Every person said, after this hour, 'I am the real Messiah. He's an imposter.' " I am shown around the wards, and then introduced to Russian-born Dr. Gregory Katz, who talks about the treatment: Dr. Katz: "Sometimes we give some minor tranquilizers and melatonin if the person's also in jet lag. If we see that it's a real psychotic episode, we give anti-psychotic drugs." Jerusalem Syndrome is posing an unexpected economic problem for Israel. Who is supposed to pay for the treatment of the afflicted tourists? Dr. Katz: "Some of them, usually that come from Scandinavia, have good insurance. But some of them come from the U.S. and don't have medical insurance or it's not sufficient and doesn't cover psychiatric treatment. Then the State of Israel pays for it, including an escorting person back to the U.S., usually a psychiatrist and all the expenses." No one is certain about exactly what causes Jerusalem Syndrome. Perhaps it's jarring for a serious Bible student to arrive in modern-day Israel where, instead of prophets in sandals, he hears businessmen discussing profits on cell phones. Or maybe it's the fact that Jerusalem has always been a magnet for messianic messages, and visitors get carried away. For the moment, there are no clear answers and the emphasis is on rapid and effective diagnosis and treatment.

08-26-2002, 02:24 PM	#9
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08-26-2002, 02:28 PM	#10
Marshal Law Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 13	i got kicked out of israel right away....... i wanted to show the palestians my webpage i told these psychiatrists i'm curec PRAISE BOG they're releasing me on thursday if i don't check positive for THC evil pilling bastards http://www.aidd.org/ PEACE AND LOVE TO ALL THE GFY CREW even 12 clicks Artist: Eminem Album: The Eminem Show * Title: Without Me * first single off the new album; tenatively scheduled for June 4th "Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks" -> Obie Trice [Intro] Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside scratches Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside scratches Guess who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {Eminem hums} [Verse 1: Eminem] I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rockin the table while he's operatin (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, rum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me [Verse 2: Eminem] Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feelin like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! CLICK ABOVE TO VISIT OUR SPONSORS A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass {smak} And it's a disaster, such a castastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na {bzzt} Fix your damn antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, in the front of your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Investing in your kid's ears and nesting {bzzt} Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? [Chorus] [Verse 3: Eminem] A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizket bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just gimme the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol {knife slices} But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me [Chorus] {Eminem sings this twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"} [Eminem] Kids!