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fris · 06-01-2007, 08:43 PM

God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Joseph
ruled, Jacob fooled, bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued,
people walked, sea divided, tablets guided, promise landed,
Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned, Jesus born,
God walked, love talked, anger crucified, hope died, Love rose,
Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.

BoyAlley · 06-01-2007, 08:45 PM

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FakeNick · 06-01-2007, 08:45 PM

Fris summed up in one word...

IDIOT

fris · 06-01-2007, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FakeNick

Fris summed up in one word...

IDIOT

LiveDose · 06-01-2007, 10:26 PM

You had me at 'God'...

Empress_JoinRightNow · 06-02-2007, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris

God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Joseph
ruled, Jacob fooled, bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued,
people walked, sea divided, tablets guided, promise landed,
Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned, Jesus born,
God walked, love talked, anger crucified, hope died, Love rose,
Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.

is that your idea? or you just copied and pasted that one?

Porn Farmer · 06-02-2007, 01:23 AM

Here's a better summary:

Creation, sin, begatting, smiting, begatting, more smiting, begatting, more smiting, guilt, Moses, Noah and all that shit, Jesus' virgin birth, love thy neighbour, Jesus betrayed, Jesus crucified, bunch of acid induced babble at the end about four horsemen of the apocalypse etc. etc.

BucksMania · 06-02-2007, 01:44 AM

wow it was a mistake a clicked this thread

Big_D · 06-02-2007, 01:52 AM

two conversations always avoided on this end...

politics and religion

inthecrack · 06-02-2007, 01:58 AM

If someone is delusional he's called insane. If many people are delusional they're called religious.

paprika · 06-02-2007, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by inthecrack

If someone is delusional he's called insane. If many people are delusional they're called religious.

this is true

Chio · 06-02-2007, 02:22 AM

Reminds me of George Carlin's skit about the 10 Commandments. Look for it on youtube it's awesome.

Chio · 06-02-2007, 02:23 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9CitfTtMIx8

georgeyw · 06-02-2007, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9CitfTtMIx8

Thanks Chio - George Carlin is my all time favourite comedian by a long long long shot

Michaelious · 06-02-2007, 03:16 AM

Great skit! Never seen it before

Violetta · 06-02-2007, 04:32 AM

nice... I'll memorize that!

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Porn Farmer Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 928	Here's a better summary: Creation, sin, begatting, smiting, begatting, more smiting, begatting, more smiting, guilt, Moses, Noah and all that shit, Jesus' virgin birth, love thy neighbour, Jesus betrayed, Jesus crucified, bunch of acid induced babble at the end about four horsemen of the apocalypse etc. etc. Last edited by Porn Farmer; 06-02-2007 at 01:24 AM..

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Chio Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ICQ: 39-183769 Posts: 8,002	https://youtube.com/watch?v=9CitfTtMIx8 __________________ I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7! RIP Texas Dreams Are you a content producer or program owner sick of tube sites? Contact me on ICQ: 39-183769

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