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Deb · 08-25-2002, 09:32 PM

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.
After one year and $180,000.00,they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft, was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the U.S. published their study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

The province of Newfoundland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.

After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

mischief · 08-25-2002, 09:37 PM

Most excellent joke for a non Canadian. Unfortunately, most won't get it.

chodadog · 08-26-2002, 12:31 AM

Ace-Ace · 08-26-2002, 02:53 AM

hahaha..

michel · 08-26-2002, 06:38 AM

old joke.

mijoon · 08-26-2002, 06:40 AM

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Originally posted by michel
old joke.

True , but still a good one .

michel · 08-26-2002, 06:47 AM

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Originally posted by mijoon

True , but still a good one .

You have no sence of humor

B40 · 08-26-2002, 06:51 AM

Huh? So you mean the head is bigger??

michel · 08-26-2002, 06:57 AM

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Originally posted by B40
Huh? So you mean the head is bigger??

mijoon · 08-26-2002, 07:02 AM

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Originally posted by michel

You have no sence of humor

titmowse · 08-26-2002, 07:11 AM

heehee. good giggle. thanks Deb.

not funny but interesting: the male pig has a corkscrew-shaped penis which is very convenient because the female pig has a corkscrew-shaped vagina

michel · 08-26-2002, 07:12 AM

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Originally posted by mijoon

Are ya feeling hot? lol!

FreeNetPass Steve · 08-26-2002, 07:17 AM

Hahaha! Good one!

michel · 08-26-2002, 07:29 AM

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Originally posted by FreeNetPass Steve
Hahaha! Good one!

You must be joking!

Milkipiades · 08-26-2002, 07:31 AM

Good1

michel · 08-26-2002, 07:36 AM

now I'm beginning to doubt my own sence of humor

Funbrunette · 08-26-2002, 08:50 AM

That's a sweet one!

Castro · 08-26-2002, 08:54 AM

Good one!

08-25-2002, 09:32 PM	#1
Deb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Online somewhere, no doubt. Posts: 1,237	The Penis Study In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00,they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft, was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the U.S. published their study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. The province of Newfoundland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

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titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	heehee. good giggle. thanks Deb. not funny but interesting: the male pig has a corkscrew-shaped penis which is very convenient because the female pig has a corkscrew-shaped vagina __________________ I still love everybody

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mischief Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Posts: 382	Most excellent joke for a non Canadian. Unfortunately, most won't get it.

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michel TheHun's Yellow Pages! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,420	now I'm beginning to doubt my own sence of humor

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