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Gerco · 06-03-2007, 07:47 AM

I'm am about fit to be tied here. Someones damn cat is running loose at night and tearing up mine and a couple others neighbors trash. Last night we caught it red handed.. and it took off only to come back later in the night and littered my entire driveway with garbage. I'm so sick of the fucking assholes who let their god damn cats run free. What's the best way to get rid of this thing. I'm going to try and trap it tonight and take it to the animal shelter in the morning. Also thinking about moving one of my outside night vision security cameras around so I can get this dirty fucker on tape. If I find out who's filthy cat belongs to I'm going to go down to their house and raise some holy hell.

And before you say that I should have had locking cans, I do. This weekend we have been doing spring cleaning and had a lot of extra stuff to toss out so the locked cans were full. The little bastard even took those down got into them and spread that shit all over the place.

MaDalton · 06-03-2007, 07:53 AM

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L-Pink · 06-03-2007, 07:55 AM

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Twisted Dave · 06-03-2007, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Gerco

I'm am about fit to be tied here. Someones damn cat is running loose at night and tearing up mine and a couple others neighbors trash. Last night we caught it red handed.. and it took off only to come back later in the night and littered my entire driveway with garbage. I'm so sick of the fucking assholes who let their god damn cats run free. What's the best way to get rid of this thing. I'm going to try and trap it tonight and take it to the animal shelter in the morning. Also thinking about moving one of my outside night vision security cameras around so I can get this dirty fucker on tape. If I find out who's filthy cat belongs to I'm going to go down to their house and raise some holy hell.

And before you say that I should have had locking cans, I do. This weekend we have been doing spring cleaning and had a lot of extra stuff to toss out so the locked cans were full. The little bastard even took those down got into them and spread that shit all over the place.

Tuff! hahahah!

Sorry, I love cats and I don't mind when they do shit like that ... that's life! Accept it ... and get on with yours

After Shock Media · 06-03-2007, 08:35 AM

animal trap and animal shelter as a stray.

JamesK2 · 06-03-2007, 08:42 AM

call the animal police

Michaelious · 06-03-2007, 10:02 AM

I think you should shoot the cat.

jonesonyou · 06-03-2007, 10:05 AM

what the hell kind of neighborhood do you live in? You need a night time security camera? Sounds dangerous not to mention the cat. Catch that fucker and piss on him. The cant will leave you alone then.

jacked · 06-03-2007, 10:07 AM

get the garbage cans that have the handles that lock the lid down then the worse then can do is knock it over

D · 06-03-2007, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by jacked

get the garbage cans that have the handles that lock the lid down then the worse then can do is knock it over

What he said.

Be smarter than the cat.

notabook · 06-03-2007, 06:23 PM

What the fuck? Why do people continue to let these vile furry fleshbags tear up their shit and make their lives miserable? DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, pick up the little fucking piece of shit and throw it against a brick wall. Although quite formidable, it’s still just flesh and bone. Brute force will work well. If you are somewhat anxious about picking it up (thus risking getting scratched) then just pick up a large rock and smash the fleabags brains out. Alternatively you could always pick up the little fucker and throw it in an oven and cook it to death. The smell is *delicious* though the taste is less than desirable – also I wouldn’t recommend eating it as you will be getting large doses of Toxoplasma gondii and would become more susceptible to their mind control in the future. Whichever way you end up disposing of it, make sure to keep the skeleton of the cat. Place it in your front yard and you won’t see a feline enter your domain for weeks.

06-03-2007, 07:47 AM	#1
Gerco Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,052	Fucking CATS tearing up everything! I'm am about fit to be tied here. Someones damn cat is running loose at night and tearing up mine and a couple others neighbors trash. Last night we caught it red handed.. and it took off only to come back later in the night and littered my entire driveway with garbage. I'm so sick of the fucking assholes who let their god damn cats run free. What's the best way to get rid of this thing. I'm going to try and trap it tonight and take it to the animal shelter in the morning. Also thinking about moving one of my outside night vision security cameras around so I can get this dirty fucker on tape. If I find out who's filthy cat belongs to I'm going to go down to their house and raise some holy hell. And before you say that I should have had locking cans, I do. This weekend we have been doing spring cleaning and had a lot of extra stuff to toss out so the locked cans were full. The little bastard even took those down got into them and spread that shit all over the place. __________________ Http://www.extremehole.com ** CLOSED ** 400 HOURS of exclusive custom extreme content, already on external HD in Raw DV ready to encode. over 150,000 exclusive images and more.

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jonesonyou Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 3,853	what the hell kind of neighborhood do you live in? You need a night time security camera? Sounds dangerous not to mention the cat. Catch that fucker and piss on him. The cant will leave you alone then. __________________ Completely Real Amateur girls doing awesome things! Signup to promote Nebraskacoeds Today! Hit me up on ICQ/AIM 473324556/jasonnecoeds for exclusive content to promote with! And any ?'s

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06-03-2007, 06:23 PM	#11
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	What the fuck? Why do people continue to let these vile furry fleshbags tear up their shit and make their lives miserable? DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, pick up the little fucking piece of shit and throw it against a brick wall. Although quite formidable, it’s still just flesh and bone. Brute force will work well. If you are somewhat anxious about picking it up (thus risking getting scratched) then just pick up a large rock and smash the fleabags brains out. Alternatively you could always pick up the little fucker and throw it in an oven and cook it to death. The smell is delicious though the taste is less than desirable – also I wouldn’t recommend eating it as you will be getting large doses of Toxoplasma gondii and would become more susceptible to their mind control in the future. Whichever way you end up disposing of it, make sure to keep the skeleton of the cat. Place it in your front yard and you won’t see a feline enter your domain for weeks. __________________ Last edited by notabook; 06-03-2007 at 06:25 PM..