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Old 01-13-2005, 10:33 PM   #1
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How to market a solo-girl site after she quits

How to market a solo-girl site after she quits

"This model wasn't popular enough for you to sign up before (when she was actually available to talk to you and do updates for you), but now that she's quit, we just want to get our friggin money back that we blew on this unreliable bitch. Please sign up, If you haven't jerked on these pics before, THEY'RE NEW TO YOU!"


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Old 01-13-2005, 10:35 PM   #2
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Old 01-13-2005, 10:37 PM   #3
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How to market a solo-girl site after she quits

"This model wasn't popular enough for you to sign up before (when she was actually available to talk to you and do updates for you), but now that she's quit, we just want to get our friggin money back that we blew on this unreliable bitch. Please sign up, If you haven't jerked on these pics before, THEY'RE NEW TO YOU!"


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Old 01-13-2005, 10:42 PM   #4
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Ok, an alternative:

"This model didn't earn $100 billion dollars, so she quit. Thanks for being late... She was so desperate for members, she was fucking each new one as a thank you. Too bad she quit last week. What, you didn't learn how to jerk off with Internet porn until THIS WEEK? DOH!!!!!!!"


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Old 01-13-2005, 10:42 PM   #5
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So you guys gonna promote her or what, ill promote her, i use you guys enough and could use some sign ups ;)
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Old 01-13-2005, 10:43 PM   #6
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SPECIAL ONE TIME OFFER FROM LIGHTSPEED

WWW.SHETOOKMYMONEY.COM
WWW.RUNOUTONYOURITA.COM
WWW.NOWIMA2BIT.COM

PLUS 15 OTHER PART-TIMING WEBHOES. THESE BITCHES GOT SO FUCKED UP ON BLOW AND CRANK THEY WASTED AWAY TO SHIT..

BUT THATS NOT ALL...NO...NOT EVEN FUCKIN CLOSE...

WHAT WE GOT FOR YOU!!!

18 EXCLUSIVE SITES FULL OF THE 2 WEEKS QUALITY SHOOTS (INSERT NAME) SHE MANAGED TO HOLD HERSELF TOGETHER FOR. PLUS AS AN ADDED BONUS..YOU GET THE 2 MONTHS OF (INSERT NAME)'S CUSTOM HARDCORE CLIPS OF HER SUCKING AND FUCKING LIKE A CRACK HOE MANIC DEPRESSIVE!!!

JOIN NOW.!!!! BE A PART OF A TRUE REALITY MEMBERSHIP.

SEE THE GIRLS AS THEY TRUELY ARE!!!!

CLICK HERE!!
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Old 01-13-2005, 10:47 PM   #7
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Old 01-13-2005, 10:51 PM   #8
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SPECIAL ONE TIME OFFER FROM LIGHTSPEED

WWW.SHETOOKMYMONEY.COM
WWW.RUNOUTONYOURITA.COM
WWW.NOWIMA2BIT.COM

PLUS 15 OTHER PART-TIMING WEBHOES. THESE BITCHES GOT SO FUCKED UP ON BLOW AND CRANK THEY WASTED AWAY TO SHIT..

BUT THATS NOT ALL...NO...NOT EVEN FUCKIN CLOSE...

WHAT WE GOT FOR YOU!!!

18 EXCLUSIVE SITES FULL OF THE 2 WEEKS QUALITY SHOOTS (INSERT NAME) SHE MANAGED TO HOLD HERSELF TOGETHER FOR. PLUS AS AN ADDED BONUS..YOU GET THE 2 MONTHS OF (INSERT NAME)'S CUSTOM HARDCORE CLIPS OF HER SUCKING AND FUCKING LIKE A CRACK HOE MANIC DEPRESSIVE!!!

JOIN NOW.!!!! BE A PART OF A TRUE REALITY MEMBERSHIP.

SEE THE GIRLS AS THEY TRUELY ARE!!!!

CLICK HERE!!
Excellent post! I'm dying here, way to go with an idea!

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Old 01-13-2005, 10:58 PM   #9
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ack - I actually clicked on those domains

BEHIND THE SCENES! LISTEN TO AUDIO FILES, WATCH VIDEO FILES WITH MORE THAN:

20,000 EXCLUSIVE EXCUSES!
10,000 BS LINES!
800 NO SHOW's!
1500 BREACH OF CONTRACTS!

But THAT's NOT ALL!

WATCH HER COME BACK ASKING FOR MONEY!

IS THIS FOR REAL??? YOU BETCHA!

SEE THEM ...

hey, this is actually fun...
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funny stuff.....if she quit just make it a free site and try to get emails.....that way, one, everybody knows her in no time, two, you make some $ with the emails....lol
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Old 01-13-2005, 11:48 PM   #12
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BEHIND THE SCENES! LISTEN TO AUDIO FILES, WATCH VIDEO FILES WITH MORE THAN:

20,000 EXCLUSIVE EXCUSES!
10,000 BS LINES!
800 NO SHOW's!
1500 BREACH OF CONTRACTS!

But THAT's NOT ALL!

WATCH HER COME BACK ASKING FOR MONEY!

IS THIS FOR REAL??? YOU BETCHA!

SEE THEM ...

hey, this is actually fun...

AHAHA Beautiful...beauuuutiful
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Old 01-13-2005, 11:51 PM   #13
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If you havent beat to it, its new to you

maybe put on a wig and nobody will notice
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Old 01-14-2005, 12:02 AM   #15
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Make a whole series, instead of "hot models gone wild! call it "hot models, just... gone!"

FAQ:

Q: Does she answer her own fanmail?
A: Hell no, she can't type, and she doesn't even own a computer!

Q: When is the site updated?
A: We hope to update the site again after she is released from jail and detox. Keep your fingers crossed! Ex-prison chicks bitches are hot!

Q: Can I date her?
A: Dude, you can have her.
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Make a whole series, instead of "hot models gone wild! call it "hot models, just... gone!"

FAQ:

Q: Does she answer her own fanmail?
A: Hell no, she can't type, and she doesn't even own a computer!

Q: When is the site updated?
A: We hope to update the site again after she is released from jail and detox. Keep your fingers crossed! Ex-prison chicks bitches are hot!

Q: Can I date her?
A: Dude, you can have her.

hahah Nice one steve
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pornfailures.com would be a good name.
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Seriously for a second, why not like this:

Tell members exactly how many "episodes" there are from that girl, let them all view it in sequencial order, give them like 50 sets, one or two new sets each week in order, so they'll collect them until they have them all. If they cancel and sign up again, they have to start back from the beginning, or give them like a "save game" mode -- so when they come back, she's right where they left her, exactly how they remember her!

I still watch reruns of old tv shows to catch the ones I've never seen, who doesn't?

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Make a whole series, instead of "hot models gone wild! call it "hot models, just... gone!"

FAQ:

Q: Does she answer her own fanmail?
A: Hell no, she can't type, and she doesn't even own a computer!

Q: When is the site updated?
A: We hope to update the site again after she is released from jail and detox. Keep your fingers crossed! Ex-prison chicks bitches are hot!

Q: Can I date her?
A: Dude, you can have her.
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lol ... interesting. Very interesting.
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Old 01-14-2005, 12:26 AM   #24
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This is too damn funny.
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Old 01-14-2005, 12:28 AM   #25
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The is great, popcorn ?
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Old 01-14-2005, 12:33 AM   #26
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How about:

"This babe is going to be in the next Tarantino flick and this is your last chance to see her in all her glory before she stops getting naked for you wankers"

Ok, that sucks.
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Old 01-14-2005, 12:38 AM   #27
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Who quit?
Are you gonna have to behead her like some other site I saw?
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If one of the Lightspeed Girl's characters suddenly "dies" in a tragic way, would it be good for sales? hmmmm....
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SPECIAL ONE TIME OFFER FROM LIGHTSPEED

WWW.SHETOOKMYMONEY.COM
WWW.RUNOUTONYOURITA.COM
WWW.NOWIMA2BIT.COM

PLUS 15 OTHER PART-TIMING WEBHOES. THESE BITCHES GOT SO FUCKED UP ON BLOW AND CRANK THEY WASTED AWAY TO SHIT..

BUT THATS NOT ALL...NO...NOT EVEN FUCKIN CLOSE...

WHAT WE GOT FOR YOU!!!

18 EXCLUSIVE SITES FULL OF THE 2 WEEKS QUALITY SHOOTS (INSERT NAME) SHE MANAGED TO HOLD HERSELF TOGETHER FOR. PLUS AS AN ADDED BONUS..YOU GET THE 2 MONTHS OF (INSERT NAME)'S CUSTOM HARDCORE CLIPS OF HER SUCKING AND FUCKING LIKE A CRACK HOE MANIC DEPRESSIVE!!!

JOIN NOW.!!!! BE A PART OF A TRUE REALITY MEMBERSHIP.

SEE THE GIRLS AS THEY TRUELY ARE!!!!

CLICK HERE!!

that's after the end up on sleazydream..............
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We voted this one off the island.

Next month you decide who goes on Lightspeed Survivor.
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Seriously for a second, why not like this:

Tell members exactly how many "episodes" there are from that girl, let them all view it in sequencial order, give them like 50 sets, one or two new sets each week in order, so they'll collect them until they have them all. If they cancel and sign up again, they have to start back from the beginning, or give them like a "save game" mode -- so when they come back, she's right where they left her, exactly how they remember her!

I still watch reruns of old tv shows to catch the ones I've never seen, who doesn't?

Steve Lightspeed
great idea steve - dont forget the bobblehead market - everyone wants to collect all the LightSpeedGirls Bobble Heads
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lol! I would love to have seen that.
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We voted this one off the island.

Next month you decide who goes on Lightspeed Survivor.
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hahahaha, it's all about the detoxed honeys
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How to market a solo-girl site after she quits

"This model wasn't popular enough for you to sign up before (when she was actually available to talk to you and do updates for you), but now that she's quit, we just want to get our friggin money back that we blew on this unreliable bitch. Please sign up, If you haven't jerked on these pics before, THEY'RE NEW TO YOU!"


lol, comedy night

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You could take me up on my trade offer, i am sure kinzie would prefer using the real name instead of klub kinzie
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Lol, for a second there I thought Tawnee was quiting...
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How about the "I can make more money somewhere else" bitch?

Or

"damn, Im sorrry, I was wrong, can I have my job back" bitch? LOL My personal favorite! haha

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Run sex ads in all the trashy local papers around where she lives/parents live... post the url to her site in the ads so everyone she ever knew will probably find out about it...

Assuming they dont already know ;)
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OMFG, I am in stitches here, lolol.

How bout the "her daddy beat her so bad when he found out about her site that she would break your monitor so come get it while you can before they file a c&d" tactic?
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The weird thing is Bang Bros new site is all about this. The chick is gone and has nothing to do with the site so you can only see her here. They made it a feature.
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That sucks I tried twice with girls other than my wife , one I fired after 2 days of shooting . She was flakey and had a attraction to guys who have done time and big drug habits. The other one thought she was going to make a million dollars. I give you lots of credit Steve you must have the patience of a Saint lol
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A: Hell no, she can't type, and she doesn't even own a computer!

Q: When is the site updated?
A: We hope to update the site again after she is released from jail and detox. Keep your fingers crossed! Ex-prison chicks bitches are hot!

Q: Can I date her?
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Old 07-31-2005, 01:22 AM   #47
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A classic thread

My favorites are...

Q: Can I date her?
A: Dude, you can have her.

and

WATCH HER COME BACK ASKING FOR MONEY!

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Old 07-31-2005, 01:45 AM   #48
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How to market a solo-girl site after she quits

"This model wasn't popular enough for you to sign up before (when she was actually available to talk to you and do updates for you), but now that she's quit, we just want to get our friggin money back that we blew on this unreliable bitch. Please sign up, If you haven't jerked on these pics before, THEY'RE NEW TO YOU!"


lol, comedy night

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haha, now thats some funny shit
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Old 07-31-2005, 01:55 AM   #49
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I still make thousands off of solo girl sites that the model quit from years ago.

Just rotate the content and (as you said), if they haven't seen it before, it's new to them. It's still exclusive content and I'm not promising them a date with the model, chat or any of that.

If they send me an e-mail, I invite them to join my multi-model site that has plenty of new models added all the time.

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