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I Need A Maid [pic]
One like this will do
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Or even like this
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1 > 2
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What's my maid doing in your thread?
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I'll be right there!
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Can you send the maids to my house after they finish
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I hear you.....
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Ik ben een aap
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How did you get that pic of my girlfriend mofo?
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I'll take three.
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I'm there for you baby
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I just don't think they would clean that well, all they have are feather dusters. Plus they must cost a fortune. Your best bet is to get yourself an illegal Mexican immigrant.
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first two pics, for sure will be hired...but the last pic...nooooo!!!!!lol...
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Fishnets and blonde haired maids arouse me
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She will do what? If she wont let me fuck her, then she needs to do windows.
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i'd hit c but if i had to i'd settle for a
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I like it better when they have my dick in their mouth.
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Could I have one of the first ones please
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maids are hot
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The one on top is my maid!!
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fuck I also need a maid .!!
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I have a Latina maid but she is nothing like these girls. She is not hot at all, but she cleans house every week for $40.
If I had a hott maid I would go crazy.
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i need a maid too
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ma(i)d to get laid
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This thread has made me realize that I need a maid, real sex doll and a blowjob.
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first 1 is hot as hell!
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I guarantee it
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they look like shemales...
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damn i need one like that too
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#39 |
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i'm sure you can hire an escort that will dress up like that
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how much to hire a maid per hour these days?
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you guys not looking for the real maid...
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yeah, she wouldn't get much cleaning done around my house.
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I have 2 ladies from a cleaning service come by and stay for 90 minutes for $80. So that's 3 man/woman hours for $80, or $27/hr. 1300 square feet. |
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Did I kill this thread???
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She comes every Thursday and cleans the house. I have 1400sq foot condo. Does a really good job. I would say she is here for about 2 hours maybe more. I live in San Diego and with TJ so close there are plenty of cleaning ladies out here.
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yeah i wouldnt mind tht..
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![]() Either that's a power cord for a pocket rocket in the top right hand corner of that picture - or (at best) a really long tampon string or (at worst) worms coming out her hootchie! |
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Pocket Rocket!
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U need more money for that kind of maid dude
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Wow, $40 to clean 1400 sq feet, that's a great fucking deal. I guess your proximity to Mexico has something to do with that!
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