So I placed a Dating Ad. Will this work for me?

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  • seeric
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    • Aug 2004
    • 41917

    #1

    So I placed a Dating Ad. Will this work for me?

    *Wanted*

    Super Intelligent, Immensely Hot, Not Skinny, Not Fat, Perfect, Lady in public and whore in the home type girl. Must know how to DJ, love movies, walks on the beach, should know her way around a bong, be able to identify micro beers blindfolded. Concealed weapons permit is a plus, as is celebrity status. Occasional falls from the wagon are acceptable but not overly encouraged.

    Ideal mate would also possess the following:

    Knowledge of Java, JSP, JavaScript and related technologies (2+ years of full-time experience)
    Knowledge of relational database technologies in Oracle or MS SQL Server (2+ years of experience)
    Experience with BEA WebLogic or IBM WebSphere enterprise environments
    Ability to work in a team environment developing to contracted specifications
    Strong English oral and written communication skills
    Analytical skills and troubleshooting skills
    Able to work in SCM and SDLC frameworks
    Creativity and independent judgment
    Knowledge of Unix, Solaris or Linux beneficial
    BA or BS degree in CS or a related field preferred

    Inquire via email.

    Think it will work?
  • Vendot
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 3376

    #2
    Could do but it looks like youre wanting someone to do more than just the dishes and they may think youve got a one track mind.
    "In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell

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    • Mohawk Steve
      (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
      • Apr 2005
      • 3223

      #3
      Clips4Sale
      Affiliate Growth Manager

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      • fallenmuffin
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2005
        • 8170

        #4
        If you find her tell her to leave me the fuck alone.. she's disturbing my sleep with all the cloudy sexy fun time dreams.

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        • Pete-KT
          Workin With The Devil
          • Oct 2004
          • 51532

          #5
          Good luck on the search

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