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volante · 08-24-2002, 01:04 AM

MSNBC are doing an investigation into online pornography - they just started with a statement that "there are estimated to be 40,000 adult/pornographic sites on the internet".

Let's hope the rest of the program is a little more accurate...

DX · 08-24-2002, 01:24 AM

old fart saying porn kills.
old hag with "surprised-look" false eyebrows saying porn is immoral.
older porn star i've never heard of.
her husband (not too bright)
really fat guy with a really gay accent floating in a pool.
max hardcore prefers recycled hypodermic needles when getting blood drawn.

commercial.

"Mike" with a male cameltoe sits in the dark.
calls "Samantha" for "intimate massage"

sums it up so far.

DX · 08-24-2002, 01:28 AM

..continued..

extreme closeup on "mike's" cameltoe for a solid two minutes
while "mike" discusses the finer points of paying for sex.

volante · 08-24-2002, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DX
really fat guy with a really gay accent floating in a pool.

That'll be an English accent, just like mine.

You bastard

volante · 08-24-2002, 01:37 AM

Representative for Peter North says "He wants to get online and move into the 20th Century...".

Er, didn't that end a couple of years ago?

DX · 08-24-2002, 01:42 AM

..continued..

Guy from VividVideo needs to eat something.
Patty, doesn't.
Donna Rice rambles on.
Peter North cuts a promo.
Peter North looks weird with clothes on.
A blonde says something, but I was distracted by her breasts.
Guy from VividVideo needs a nap.
Donna Rice doesn't know shit.

Did I mention. this thing is so 1999.

[Labret] · 08-24-2002, 02:00 AM

And they sum it all up with...

Internet porn is out of control.

And clueless, everyone on there was absolutely clueless. Was this filmed 3 years ago?

eru · 08-24-2002, 02:04 AM

There's porn on the internet??

volante · 08-24-2002, 02:14 AM

Recent brainstorming meeting at MSNBC:

"We need a program for the graveyard shift - no-one ever watches them, so we can't get any funding for a decent program or investigation. Ideas anyone?"

"Well, the creators of 'The Simpsons' always do a clips show whenever they run out of ideas - perhaps we can do that?"

"A Clips Show - what that?"

"Simple - you take a collection of old programs of a similar theme, cut them up and splice them together to make what appears to be a new program."

"But who'd watch crap like that? At least 'The Simpsons' is funny - won't people realise that all we've done is rehashed a bunch of old out of date programs?"

"That's the beauty of the graveyard shift - the only people who will watch are the dregs of society, and they're either stoned or drunk. Every upstanding member of society will be in bed at that time."

"Talking of "The Simpsons', how are we going to convince these drunks and junkies to watch our program instead of a repeat of 'The Simpsons'? We have to at least try to convince our advertisers that we get good viewing figures."

"Promise to show tits..."

Pornwolf · 08-24-2002, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eru
There's porn on the internet??

I heard there was porn on a site called Shempworld or something like that. Hunland maybe... I dunno?

08-24-2002, 01:04 AM	#1
volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	MSNBC now (1am Pacific)... MSNBC are doing an investigation into online pornography - they just started with a statement that "there are estimated to be 40,000 adult/pornographic sites on the internet". Let's hope the rest of the program is a little more accurate...

08-24-2002, 02:04 AM	#8
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08-24-2002, 02:14 AM	#9
volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	Recent brainstorming meeting at MSNBC: "We need a program for the graveyard shift - no-one ever watches them, so we can't get any funding for a decent program or investigation. Ideas anyone?" "Well, the creators of 'The Simpsons' always do a clips show whenever they run out of ideas - perhaps we can do that?" "A Clips Show - what that?" "Simple - you take a collection of old programs of a similar theme, cut them up and splice them together to make what appears to be a new program." "But who'd watch crap like that? At least 'The Simpsons' is funny - won't people realise that all we've done is rehashed a bunch of old out of date programs?" "That's the beauty of the graveyard shift - the only people who will watch are the dregs of society, and they're either stoned or drunk. Every upstanding member of society will be in bed at that time." "Talking of "The Simpsons', how are we going to convince these drunks and junkies to watch our program instead of a repeat of 'The Simpsons'? We have to at least try to convince our advertisers that we get good viewing figures." "Promise to show tits..." Last edited by volante; 08-24-2002 at 02:15 AM..

08-24-2002, 01:24 AM	#2
DX Feed me coffee. Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Massafuckingchusetts Posts: 1,128	old fart saying porn kills. old hag with "surprised-look" false eyebrows saying porn is immoral. older porn star i've never heard of. her husband (not too bright) really fat guy with a really gay accent floating in a pool. max hardcore prefers recycled hypodermic needles when getting blood drawn. commercial. "Mike" with a male cameltoe sits in the dark. calls "Samantha" for "intimate massage" sums it up so far.

08-24-2002, 01:28 AM	#3
DX Feed me coffee. Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Massafuckingchusetts Posts: 1,128	..continued.. extreme closeup on "mike's" cameltoe for a solid two minutes while "mike" discusses the finer points of paying for sex.

08-24-2002, 01:37 AM	#5
volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	Representative for Peter North says "He wants to get online and move into the 20th Century...". Er, didn't that end a couple of years ago?

08-24-2002, 01:42 AM	#6
DX Feed me coffee. Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Massafuckingchusetts Posts: 1,128	..continued.. Guy from VividVideo needs to eat something. Patty, doesn't. Donna Rice rambles on. Peter North cuts a promo. Peter North looks weird with clothes on. A blonde says something, but I was distracted by her breasts. Guy from VividVideo needs a nap. Donna Rice doesn't know shit. Did I mention. this thing is so 1999.

08-24-2002, 02:00 AM	#7
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	And they sum it all up with... Internet porn is out of control. And clueless, everyone on there was absolutely clueless. Was this filmed 3 years ago?