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  • RuthB
    Let's Get Paxumized!
    • May 2005
    • 7248

    #1

    Don't make fun of short people!

    Cos one day they snap!

    http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...200692-ap.html

    "SAN MATEO, Calif. (AP) - A man accused of biting off his wife's bottom lip after she called him short has rejected a plea offer and will stand trial next month, prosecutors said.

    Akano Nzerem, 54, of South San Francisco, is charged with felony counts of domestic violence, mayhem, false imprisonment, battery and making criminal threats. Nzerem told police he was provoked by his wife attacking him first and calling him short, the district attorney's office said."


    What a crazy world..
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  • Forest
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 9135

    #2
    Short people got no reason
    Short people got no reason
    Short people got no reason
    To live

    They got little hands
    And little eyes
    And they walk around
    Tellin' great big lies
    They got little noses
    And tiny little teeth
    They wear platform shoes
    On their nasty little feet

    Well, I don't want no short people
    Don't want no short people
    Don't want no short people
    Round here

    Short people are just the same
    As you and I
    (A fool such as I)
    All men are brothers
    Until the day they die
    (It's a wonderful world)

    Short people got nobody
    Short people got nobody
    Short people got nobody
    To love

    They got little baby legs
    And they stand so low
    You got to pick 'em up
    Just to say hello
    They got little cars
    That got beep, beep, beep
    They got little voices
    Goin' peep, peep, peep
    They got grubby little fingers
    And dirty little minds
    They're gonna get you every time
    Well, I don't want no short people
    Don't want no short people
    Don't want no short people
    'Round here



    sorry ruth had to do it

    ;)

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    • u-Bob
      there's no $$$ in porn
      • Jul 2005
      • 33063

      #3
      revenge of the midgets

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      • RuthB
        Let's Get Paxumized!
        • May 2005
        • 7248

        #4
        Originally posted by Forest
        Short people got no reason
        Short people got no reason
        Short people got no reason
        To live

        They got little hands
        And little eyes
        And they walk around
        Tellin' great big lies
        They got little noses
        And tiny little teeth
        They wear platform shoes
        On their nasty little feet

        Well, I don't want no short people
        Don't want no short people
        Don't want no short people
        Round here

        Short people are just the same
        As you and I
        (A fool such as I)
        All men are brothers
        Until the day they die
        (It's a wonderful world)

        Short people got nobody
        Short people got nobody
        Short people got nobody
        To love

        They got little baby legs
        And they stand so low
        You got to pick 'em up
        Just to say hello
        They got little cars
        That got beep, beep, beep
        They got little voices
        Goin' peep, peep, peep
        They got grubby little fingers
        And dirty little minds
        They're gonna get you every time
        Well, I don't want no short people
        Don't want no short people
        Don't want no short people
        'Round here



        sorry ruth had to do it

        ;)
        LOL gotta love Randy Newman!
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        • bobby666
          boots are my religion
          • Nov 2005
          • 21765

          #5
          short people are - short

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          • BBWTori
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2003
            • 615

            #6
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            • mikeyddddd
              Viva la vulva!
              • Mar 2003
              • 16557

              #7
              Originally posted by Forest
              Short people got no reason
              Short people got no reason
              Short people got no reason
              To live

              They got little hands
              And little eyes
              And they walk around
              Tellin' great big lies
              They got little noses
              And tiny little teeth
              They wear platform shoes
              On their nasty little feet

              Well, I don't want no short people
              Don't want no short people
              Don't want no short people
              Round here

              Short people are just the same
              As you and I
              (A fool such as I)
              All men are brothers
              Until the day they die
              (It's a wonderful world)

              Short people got nobody
              Short people got nobody
              Short people got nobody
              To love

              They got little baby legs
              And they stand so low
              You got to pick 'em up
              Just to say hello
              They got little cars
              That got beep, beep, beep
              They got little voices
              Goin' peep, peep, peep
              They got grubby little fingers
              And dirty little minds
              They're gonna get you every time
              Well, I don't want no short people
              Don't want no short people
              Don't want no short people
              'Round here



              sorry ruth had to do it

              ;)
              The first thing I thought of, too.

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              • carol.prime
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2006
                • 6960

                #8
                short people are definitely small...


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