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The Walrus · 05-22-2007, 04:09 PM

Have you ever jerked off with a condom on just so you wouldn't make a big mess? Be honest.

woj · 05-22-2007, 04:10 PM

why would you do something stupid like that?

candyflip · 05-22-2007, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

why would you do something stupid like that?

I was 12.

Scott McD · 05-22-2007, 04:18 PM

I can't say i have no...

PinPine · 05-22-2007, 04:19 PM

Sure, did it once ore twice :P

Screaming · 05-22-2007, 04:21 PM

no,cant say i have lol

testpie · 05-22-2007, 04:22 PM

Hell yeah, I've had a posh wank. Shame I didn't actually manage to put the condom on correctly though...

craigant01 · 05-22-2007, 04:30 PM

yer. u shud try it good practice for when you start having sex.

Spunky · 05-22-2007, 04:33 PM

No,but I did use some socks once

jimmy-3-way · 05-22-2007, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Walrus

Have you ever jerked off with a condom on just so you wouldn't make a big mess? Be honest.

Dude - do you save up for like a year before you bust a nut? How is getting spermicide and lube all over your wiener and hand NOT more of a mess than jizz?

Plus -- How much are rubbers these days? Like $2 each right? That could add up fast.

gimo33 · 05-22-2007, 04:41 PM

sadly yes....

wyldworx · 05-22-2007, 04:42 PM

yes, and for a change - it feels awesome.

wyldworx · 05-22-2007, 04:43 PM

ooh, and i get rubbers 4 free. Want sum???

D · 05-22-2007, 04:49 PM

I did it when I was 14, and had a condom that I had kept in my wallet for about 4 months without the need to pull it out.

Figured lose it or use it.

It was a Trojan, and after I was done, I rinsed it out in the shower... because I wanted to try an experiment. I wrapped it around the showerhead... just to see how much water it could take.

Fucker filled all the way up... from the shower-head to the tub floor. Must have loaded 40 gallons in it before it exploded.

Jimmy Rock · 05-22-2007, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

I was 12.

same here

BusterBunny · 05-22-2007, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Plus -- How much are rubbers these days? Like $2 each right? That could add up fast.

i save money and recycle them

Pete-KT · 05-22-2007, 05:12 PM

You mean to tell me that when I jack off Im supposed to CUM? what the fuck how come noone told me this before

Beaver Bob · 05-22-2007, 05:14 PM

I have a couple times

Wilbo · 05-22-2007, 05:16 PM

Sure I have. Don't wanna give myself the aids.

ayne468 · 05-22-2007, 05:22 PM

What a delightful thread

mikeyddddd · 05-22-2007, 05:45 PM

NO
because

thricer · 05-22-2007, 06:19 PM

sure... lots of times

Brujah · 05-23-2007, 05:17 AM

Isn't that what they're for? There's no telling where my hand has been. I don't want to catch something from it.

Michaelious · 05-23-2007, 05:18 AM

Um...no, no I haven't

RevSand · 05-23-2007, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D

I did it when I was 14, and had a condom that I had kept in my wallet for about 4 months without the need to pull it out.

Figured lose it or use it.

It was a Trojan, and after I was done, I rinsed it out in the shower... because I wanted to try an experiment. I wrapped it around the showerhead... just to see how much water it could take.

Fucker filled all the way up... from the shower-head to the tub floor. Must have loaded 40 gallons in it before it exploded.

HAHA.. that made me laugh since I put one on the end of a hose once to see how much it could take...

BAKO · 05-23-2007, 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT

You mean to tell me that when I jack off Im supposed to CUM? what the fuck how come noone told me this before

you Virgin

Digipimp · 05-23-2007, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Walrus

Have you ever jerked off with a condom on just so you wouldn't make a big mess? Be honest.

be honest you only worry about making a big mess when you're sniffing the panties of some chick whose apartment you broke into

fallenmuffin · 05-23-2007, 06:15 AM

Lol, yes.......

Eyes_Without_A_Face · 05-23-2007, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

why would you do something stupid like that?

because it feels good

potter · 05-23-2007, 06:35 AM

I'm a guy, you shouldn't be asking "have you jerked off into this?" it should be "what haven't you jerked off into you sick pervert?".

Quote:

Originally Posted by D

I did it when I was 14, and had a condom that I had kept in my wallet for about 4 months without the need to pull it out.

Figured lose it or use it.

It was a Trojan, and after I was done, I rinsed it out in the shower... because I wanted to try an experiment. I wrapped it around the showerhead... just to see how much water it could take.

Fucker filled all the way up... from the shower-head to the tub floor. Must have loaded 40 gallons in it before it exploded.

bwahahaha, dude that made me laugh out loud. im going to have to try it now, think the girlfriend will care? (we usually shower together)

Big_D · 05-23-2007, 06:36 AM

yep sure have, will prolly do it again

dig0 · 05-23-2007, 06:40 AM

No, I have not.

Though I had a girl do a blowjob and jerk me off when I had a condom on.

I was 12, she was err, 14 I think

JamesK2 · 05-23-2007, 06:44 AM

Yeah I have. When I was 13-14 also, didn't expect so many ppl would have done the same thing at about the same age

Sexsitesurfer · 05-23-2007, 06:58 AM

The term in England is a "posh wank", not sure why.

No, I haven't.

TG Rebecca · 05-23-2007, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

How is getting spermicide and lube all over your wiener and hand NOT more of a mess than jizz?

that's what i was wondering..

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