Look What The Us Border Patrol Found

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  • SNOW
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2001
    • 3963

    #1

    Look What The Us Border Patrol Found

    ALIEN SMUGGLING 135 Lbs. WOMAN HIDDEN BEHIND THE DASHBOARD OF A CAR.

    A US Customs Primary Inspector at a border crossing asked the driver of this Suburban for vehicle registration. Suddenly, a hand came out of the glove compartment, producing the requested document which the driver showed the inspector.
    Since the driver did not appear to be a member of the "Adams Family", the Inspector became suspicious,thus leading to a full search.
    Just think, if Alien smugglers can put a 135-lb body behind a dashboard, Imagine what they can do with dope.





    SNOW
  • Scott McD
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 67792

    #2
    Oh what the fuck !!!



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    • juicylinks
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #3
      I stick my throbbing love sname through the vent and tickle her throat

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      • Yo Adrian
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2002
        • 6326

        #4
        OMG - they should have let her through just for her effort!
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        • demented
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 2388

          #5
          lmfao

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          • playa
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2001
            • 6432

            #6
            did she piss in her pants?

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            • SNOW
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 3963

              #7
              I mean they mad a joke about it but UNREAL what people will do to get into this country.

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              • Scott McD
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Nov 2002
                • 67792

                #8
                Can't see a great deal of her, but I think i'd hit it


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                • playa
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 6432

                  #9
                  i am gonna assume they didn't use the air conditioner

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                  • DarkJedi
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                    • Feb 2001
                    • 28301

                    #10
                    aahahahaha fuckin nice

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                    • escorpio
                      doesn't fuck around.
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 23490

                      #11
                      FUCK! That was next weeks content!
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                      • Jakke PNG
                        ex-TeenGodFather
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 20306

                        #12
                        Why don't just come in legally.
                        ..or not at all. US ain't all that great. So, kill me.
                        ..and I'm off.

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978

                          #13
                          How the hell did she get in there? holy shit!

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                          • Kimmykim
                            bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                            • Jun 2001
                            • 16015

                            #14
                            Yeah, how the fuck did she get in there????

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                            • candyflip
                              Carpe Visio
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 43074

                              #15
                              I think that there are quite a few people on this board who'd like to cram SNOW's ass back in there and send it back to Mexico.

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                              • SNOW
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 3963

                                #16
                                The Dash has been all cut out. Easy....... A good Custom stero installer easily could have done the job.

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                                • Jakke PNG
                                  ex-TeenGodFather
                                  • Nov 2001
                                  • 20306

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by spunky1
                                  How the hell did she get in there? holy shit!
                                  Well.. removing the dash on an slightly older car (without passanger side airbags) is damn easy. I did this on my ricer when I was installing the music gear on it. There's actually a lot of room.. not for a person without modifying it heavily though.
                                  They've planned this out pretty well..
                                  ..and I'm off.

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                                  • Jakke PNG
                                    ex-TeenGodFather
                                    • Nov 2001
                                    • 20306

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SNOW
                                    The Dash has been all cut out. Easy....... A good Custom stero installer easily could have done the job.
                                    Bastard. I said that.
                                    ..and I'm off.

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                                    • Fletch XXX
                                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 60840

                                      #19
                                      thats because a few vigilantes have them scared.

                                      theyve begun executing them along the border.

                                      target practice style.

                                      3 million illegals come into california every year.

                                      and 1 million legally.

                                      this state if mexico now.

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                                      • Froey Twe
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 1297

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SNOW
                                        ALIEN SMUGGLING 135 Lbs. WOMAN HIDDEN BEHIND THE DASHBOARD OF A CAR.

                                        A US Customs Primary Inspector at a border crossing asked the driver of this Suburban for vehicle registration. Suddenly, a hand came out of the glove compartment, producing the requested document which the driver showed the inspector.
                                        Since the driver did not appear to be a member of the "Adams Family", the Inspector became suspicious,thus leading to a full search.
                                        Just think, if Alien smugglers can put a 135-lb body behind a dashboard, Imagine what they can do with dope.





                                        SNOW
                                        Fucking insane lol

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                                        • Jakke PNG
                                          ex-TeenGodFather
                                          • Nov 2001
                                          • 20306

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                          3 million illegals come into california every year.
                                          Fun, the population of finland is 5mil. I think we need 3mil illegal aliens here.
                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                          • Paul Markham
                                            Too old to care
                                            • Jun 2001
                                            • 52942

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by TeenGodFather

                                            Fun, the population of finland is 5mil. I think we need 3mil illegal aliens here.
                                            Move Finland 5,000 south. give it an economy not based on, what does Finland produce, fish. Then you might have a few more people trying to get in.

                                            Seriously, had a Finnish girlfriend back in the UK, she was hot.



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