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Old 05-30-2007, 05:03 PM   #1
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:tongue Good For A Laugh .......

An oldie, but still a goodie ;-)

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulls him over and asks, ?Where have you been??

?I've been to the pub,? slurs the drunk.

?Well,? says the cop, ?it looks like you've had quite a few.?

?I did alright,? the drunk says with a smile.

?Did you know,? says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, ?that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car??

?Oh, thank heavens,? sighs the drunk. ?For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.?

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Old 05-30-2007, 05:04 PM   #2
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Still worth a laugh...
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Old 05-30-2007, 05:04 PM   #3
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lmao!....
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Old 05-30-2007, 05:07 PM   #4
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LOL, never read that one before
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Old 05-30-2007, 06:16 PM   #5
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nice one Linds

Check this out, it's the scottish drink driving test.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3LDaRyS8pXw
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Old 05-30-2007, 06:31 PM   #6
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Thats a new one to me
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Old 05-30-2007, 07:24 PM   #7
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hahaha, very funny...thanks for the laugh..
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Old 05-30-2007, 07:26 PM   #8
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I don't get it, he had been responding to the cop’s questions so he obviously wasn't deaf. I'm beginning to think that this story is fake...
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Old 05-30-2007, 07:27 PM   #9
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Lol.... Nice one...
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Old 05-30-2007, 07:37 PM   #10
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Heh heh..that made me chuckle
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Old 05-30-2007, 07:48 PM   #11
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Old 05-30-2007, 08:41 PM   #12
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That's hilarious...
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