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Tony Michael · 08-22-2002, 08:34 PM

Greetings,

My name is Tony Michael; I am a contracting attorney for McDonalds Corporation. I represent the Human Resource division of the corporate parent company.

The IT division responsible for maintaining the www.mcdonalds.com website forwarded Human Resources print out of a discussion that took place on this website regarding a contest between two members of this board and weight loss.

I am attempting to reach those individuals, the following are the screen-names / aliases used:

:smegma
:kc

As you can imagine, what was proposed in that thread is not only against corporate policy, but violates several federal and state laws, including gambling.

If you know the identities of these individuals, please contact me. I can be reached at [email protected].

Sincerely,

Tony Michael
Corporate Consulting Attorney
McDonalds Corporation

foe · 08-22-2002, 08:36 PM

Houdini · 08-22-2002, 08:37 PM

May I be the first to say GO FUCK YOURSELF!

kosmic · 08-22-2002, 08:44 PM

LMAO

Dildozer · 08-22-2002, 08:48 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kimmykim · 08-22-2002, 08:48 PM

Oh boy, don't tell me McDonalds is afraid of getting an employee that actually knows how to do more than run the fryolator

Cirrus · 08-22-2002, 08:52 PM

I love this board

Pathfinder · 08-22-2002, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tony Michael
Greetings,

My name is Tony Michael; I am a contracting attorney for McDonalds Corporation. I represent the Human Resource division of the corporate parent company.

The IT division responsible for maintaining the www.mcdonalds.com website forwarded Human Resources print out of a discussion that took place on this website regarding a contest between two members of this board and weight loss.

I am attempting to reach those individuals, the following are the screen-names / aliases used:

:smegma
:kc

As you can imagine, what was proposed in that thread is not only against corporate policy, but violates several federal and state laws, including gambling.

If you know the identities of these individuals, please contact me. I can be reached at [email protected].

Sincerely,

Tony Michael
Corporate Consulting Attorney
McDonalds Corporation

Link the thread please?

AaronM · 08-22-2002, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tony Michael
If you know the identities of these individuals, please contact me. I can be reached at [email protected].

Sincerely,

Tony Michael
Corporate Consulting Attorney
McDonalds Corporation

Give me a franchise and send Ronald over for a photoshoot and I will squeel on both of those fuckers.

I am not clowing around here.

Just the Village Idiot · 08-22-2002, 09:10 PM

That is fucking classic!!!

LMAO!!!

cherrylula · 08-22-2002, 09:13 PM

JustJen · 08-22-2002, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pathfinder

Link the thread please?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ht=mcdonal ds

archer · 08-22-2002, 09:20 PM

my god....is that mcdonald's guy for real?

that post made my day! lol that is best post i've seen in ages.....

what does this guy do.... haunt adult webmaster boards for his paycheck? lol

where's that thread... i wanna make a bet...

Brown Bear · 08-22-2002, 09:22 PM

AaronM · 08-22-2002, 09:39 PM

Kimmykim · 08-22-2002, 09:41 PM

The more I thought about it, the more I realized this guy might get Lensman if he can't get KC and Smegma.

I'd hate for that to happen so I emailed him their contact info.

KC · 08-22-2002, 09:44 PM

Tony -

McDonald's doesn't have any in-house counsel that could have handled this matter?

The issue was so big that they had to defer to outside counsel?

Tony, why don't you talk to Smegma after Jan. 1st when he's working in one of the greater San Francisco Bay area stores.

-KC

jimmyf · 08-22-2002, 09:45 PM

This is 2 funny

Gary · 08-22-2002, 09:46 PM

Mcdonalds takes this stuff very seriously. I once bet a friend he couldnt find any meat in a mcdonalds hamburger and mcdonalds sued me. I won the bet of course.

KC · 08-22-2002, 09:47 PM

Kimmy,

That wasn't very cool... Please let this guy do his own leg work.

-KC

Just the Village Idiot · 08-22-2002, 09:51 PM

Will someone please explain to me what is illegal about all this???

I don't see anyone that stands to gain or lose monetarily... maybe if the loser does in fact go work and McD and give his check to the winner.

I'm more interested in what labor laws this violates...

Kimmykim · 08-22-2002, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC
Kimmy,

That wasn't very cool... Please let this guy do his own leg work.

-KC

KC, I don't think they'll actually do anything to you guys -- my guess is they want you to retract the bet and apologize in public and that would be the end of it. I just don't want to see Lens get hassled over this kind of thing.

Smegma · 08-22-2002, 09:57 PM

Fuck Kim - Why do you have to put your nose in other people's business.. I perfectly good bet is now getting out of control.

Kimmykim · 08-22-2002, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smegma
Fuck Kim - Why do you have to put your nose in other people's business.. I perfectly good bet is now getting out of control.

Oh don't start with me Ray, I'm looking out for Lensman here. Maybe he'll unban my url now.

Tony Michael · 08-22-2002, 10:00 PM

Thank you Kim, I got your e-mail. Could you please send / advise me as to who "Lensman" is and provide his contact information as well.

To those who have posted, we intend to send a cease and desist letter to the parties involved; and inform them that they will be barred from employment with McDonalds corporation. Nothing too serious yet.

Thank you.

fantasyc · 08-22-2002, 10:00 PM

GO FUCK YOURSELF

KC · 08-22-2002, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smegma
Fuck Kim - Why do you have to put your nose in other people's business.. I perfectly good bet is now getting out of control.

Dude, I told you not to post anything about this. It would have been much better to just tell people about it after the fact...

Christ...

Gary · 08-22-2002, 10:01 PM

Hmm, barred from employment at mcdonalds. That sucks ass

Kimmykim · 08-22-2002, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tony Michael
Thank you Kim, I got your e-mail. Could you please send / advise me as to who "Lensman" is and provide his contact information as well.

To those who have posted, we intend to send a cease and desist letter to the parties involved; and inform them that they will be barred from employment with McDonalds corporation. Nothing too serious yet.

Thank you.

That will depend on whether or not he unbans my url Tony, we'll just have to wait and see.

Amputate Your Head · 08-22-2002, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tony Michael
and inform them that they will be barred from employment with McDonalds corporation.

well shit... there goes the backup plan if porn doesn't work out.

SilverTab · 08-22-2002, 10:04 PM

Definitly one of the funniest thread ever... LOL

JustJen · 08-22-2002, 10:06 PM

Fuck me! I want to be banned from Mcdonalds too! Oh wait, then I couldn't get those kick-ass Spy Kids toys anymore....

Amputate Your Head · 08-22-2002, 10:09 PM

I think that actually beats Aaron's 4 time GFY banishment.... being banned from McDonalds is nothing short of pure gold.....

TeraBabes · 08-22-2002, 10:10 PM

This is why I love GFY.

Classic.

Jakk · 08-22-2002, 10:11 PM

Quote:

As you can imagine, what was proposed in that thread is not only against corporate policy, but violates several federal and state laws, including gambling.

People betting that the loser works at MickeyD's is against corporate policy? Violating federal & state laws? Its a fucking fast food restaurant, not the Vatican fer Christ's sake!

I would have loved to see the look on their sys admin guys face when he checked their website stats and found a referral link from GFY, courtesy of the link posted on the original thread,
http://mcdonalds.com/corporate/prom...ople/index.html

How about you change the bet where the loser has to work for this fuckwad lawyer?

Just the Village Idiot · 08-22-2002, 10:12 PM

Ok -- this has to be a joke!!!

Jesus christ a cease and desist letter about a silly bet???

A lawyer that can't string together a sentence in English?

greentea · 08-22-2002, 10:14 PM

Im going for a big mac

Tony Michael · 08-22-2002, 10:15 PM

I understand that McDonalds employment is not as popular as other types of employment; however, several hundred thousand people find gainful employment with McDonalds each year. Although restaurant management is the core of our business, we offer several other areas of employment ? including Management, IT, and other corporate related positions.

Making jokes about such employment is disrespectful to those who work hard to provide a quality product, and earn a living wage.

If you hope to get barred from employment with our corporation, feel free to e-mail me your name and we will make sure that any future submission to McDonalds for employment will be denied.

[email protected]

Muncher · 08-22-2002, 10:16 PM

KC · 08-22-2002, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Jesus christ a cease and decist letter about a silly bet???

Seriously... I'm going to speak with my attorney in the morning to see what he thinks about telling this Tony guy to shove the C&D up his ass. I'm thinking about not only continuing with the bet, but thinking about having it made into a short film.... Maybe we can get a book deal?

Maybe we can get Oprah to open up the book club again...

-KC

Kimmykim · 08-22-2002, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC

Seriously... I'm going to speak with my attorney in the morning to see what he thinks about telling this Tony guy to shove the C&D up his ass. I'm thinking about not only continuing with the bet, but thinking about having it made into a short film.... Maybe we can get a book deal?

Maybe we can get Oprah to open up the book club again...

-KC

You will do anything to see that paycounter.com url in the news won't you?

JustJen · 08-22-2002, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tony Michael
I understand that McDonalds employment is not as popular as other types of employment; however, several hundred thousand people find gainful employment with McDonalds each year. Although restaurant management is the core of our business, we offer several other areas of employment ? including Management, IT, and other corporate related positions.

Making jokes about such employment is disrespectful to those who work hard to provide a quality product, and earn a living wage.

If you hope to get barred from employment with our corporation, feel free to e-mail me your name and we will make sure that any future submission to McDonalds for employment will be denied.

[email protected]

Quality product... shit it just keeps getter better...

TeraBabes · 08-22-2002, 10:20 PM

I actually believe what I'm reading here, but a part of me remains skeptical, assuming this is yet another GFY gag... so I want to see a scan of the C&D when you guys get them.

It's a damn funny thread either way, but seeing an actual C&D letter would impress me.

titmowse · 08-22-2002, 10:20 PM

spoof

Smegma · 08-22-2002, 10:20 PM

Hey Tubby - You watch Oprah?

BTW I already have Ken on this. He thinks it's bullshit.

I think it's a joke. Another fucking boneprone identity.

Yeah - You asshole. I have 9 inches you can suck over here.

KC · 08-22-2002, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

You will do anything to see that paycounter.com url in the news won't you?

Nah...

I just don't appreciate the corporate attorney bullying. If this guy's for real in the first place. ;)

Just the Village Idiot · 08-22-2002, 10:21 PM

I emailed him -- I surely wish to be banned from employment at MickeyD's.

KC · 08-22-2002, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smegma
Hey Tubby - You watch Oprah?

I watched it at your house, bitch!

Kimmykim · 08-22-2002, 10:34 PM

So has anyone lost any weight yet? If they make you stop with the McDonalds bet will you do another one?

E-van · 08-22-2002, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea

Quality product now thats a joke. What happened to the lady in iowa who ordered chicken nuggets and found a fried chicken head in it?

careful, you don't want to get Mr. T sueing your ass for slander, do you?

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Tony Michael Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3	Need Your Assistance Greetings, My name is Tony Michael; I am a contracting attorney for McDonalds Corporation. I represent the Human Resource division of the corporate parent company. The IT division responsible for maintaining the www.mcdonalds.com website forwarded Human Resources print out of a discussion that took place on this website regarding a contest between two members of this board and weight loss. I am attempting to reach those individuals, the following are the screen-names / aliases used: :smegma :kc As you can imagine, what was proposed in that thread is not only against corporate policy, but violates several federal and state laws, including gambling. If you know the identities of these individuals, please contact me. I can be reached at [email protected]. Sincerely, Tony Michael Corporate Consulting Attorney McDonalds Corporation

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Tony Michael Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3	Thank you Kim, I got your e-mail. Could you please send / advise me as to who "Lensman" is and provide his contact information as well. To those who have posted, we intend to send a cease and desist letter to the parties involved; and inform them that they will be barred from employment with McDonalds corporation. Nothing too serious yet. Thank you.

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