Yep.. good diet and exercise. 7 pounds.

Can't say that tubby looks any thinner..

They can sue me for every blunt i ever smoked!

Listen Piggy,

Does that "good diet" include sucking down ranch dressing like it's going out of style? I think I saw you take a gulp of ranch to wash down your soda today.

7 pounds since Monday? You doing the ExLax diet?

I fucking love this board, OMFG,, I am sooo addicted,, this is getting better by the day.
YO DUDE< I am doing the Atkins Diet and Your food aint included

GFY and welcome to the board :321GFY :321GFY

I want butter on that popcorn ----

Great MCDonalds Site

http://www.mcdonaldssucks.freeservers.com

He's doing the... "If I pretend... maybe it'lll be real" diet...

The guy looks like he's packing the weight on..

When is the next weigh in? This could be like that show on Discovery Health, all those fatasses competing to lose weight!

Next weighin is on Jan. 1st when FatSmegma submits his application to join the ranks of Mr. Michael's.

Yeeeeeeahhh.. okay. riiiiiiight

Hey Kimmi I loved that show.. damn that one guy looked yummy after he lost all that weight. You know that rock and roll guy! lol

I am still hanging with the Atkins diet, gotta loose 16 lbs by Nina's Party and NOPE I aint gonna work for Mickey D's.

:Graucho

Ok listen here Mr. McDonald, or should i just call you Ronald?

I BET you that if you can do anything to those guys i'll go work at Wendy's for a week, and if you don't you have to go work at Wendy's for a Week!

And now it's about time that you GO FUCK YOURSELF :321GFY

By the way, McDonald is crappy food...

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

If this is true..... KimmyKim is a sellout and Tony works for mcdonalds....... maybee they should get married


if its fake......... its pretty funny, the email address sorta gave it away though

FUCK MICKEY DEEEEZZZ

CHECKERS BITCH

Good stuff to know if you work at McCrap :)

When giving the customer their food, tell them to have a nice life. Watch them do a
double take.

Put a frozen chicken mcnugget in the Ice Cream Machine. This was done where I
work, and it was nasty.

Repeat everyone's order back at them as if you were in a stadium (So that's one
order of FRIES, Fries, fries.....).

When people come through the drive through, bang on the window, and scream "For
the love of God, please let me out!."

Have everyone that can be seen from the drive-thru window stare at the customer.
While this doesn't exactly sound funny, it gets funnier after like 3 or 4 minutes, trust
me.

lmao... I just got a reply to my email...

fortunately -- I can remove my name from the blacklisted folk in the future -- if I so wish.

:1orglaugh

Very creative way of spamming:321GFY

:BangBang: Tony Michael :321GFY

I know it!!! DAMN!!!!!

:Graucho :Graucho :Graucho

Come on Tony... sue me next!!!

:1orglaugh

I hope he never unbans your URL now.

I can't believe you sold those guys out just so you could get a URL unbanned.

I bet you would have turned in Anne Frank to the Nazi's if there was a buck in it for you.

Selling out in such a shameless way to a corporate goon for McDonalds is appalling.

excuse me joe, put down the sixpack and do some situps.

Pay attention now, I'll go slow.

If you look at the company that lawyer.com is registered to, it's a big IT company.

They have McD's on their client list, right there, in their reports.

As someone else just posted, its possible that board owners can be held liable for posts.

Why would I want Lens to get in trouble?

FUS's are appalling, but should be pitied.

It was none of your business and Lensman can look after himself. You admitted that you did it to get your URL unbanned... so it really had nothing to do with Lensman getting into trouble.

Aren't you dead yet old man?

That massive coronary can't be too far away, surely.

agreed.

Moron.

I would have assumed a corporation whom is large enough to employ several hundred thousand workers, at minimum wage I might add, would not waste their time with what is going on at the adult webmaster message boards. Unless your're just here recruiting future senior citizens :321GFY
You are an idiot and wasting my time, with is worth MUCH more than minimum wage. I am betting I make more in a year than you so please feel free to add my name to your list.
And just my :2 cents: I am thinking Lensman can take care of himself, as he has several of his own lawyers at his disposal :winkwink:
Besides last I heard we still had FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!

:1orglaugh

Tony,

I want a MC-CHEESE and some Coca-Cola, and while you are at it - why not include some french fries?

Hmm, okay?

This is so funny, a lawyer comes on the board and most of the people here makes more money then him...

LOL GFY

:BangBang: :ak47: :321GFY :thumbsup

I'm puzzle, how the fuck did a lawyer from Mcdonald found out about this?

Is someone spying on us? :uhoh :Kissmy

Ray .... KC :

Don't sweat it too much guys ... we'll fight fire with fire !!!

If Mickey D's don't back the fukk off ... we'll get Sleazy to boycott them ... that oughta put a dent in their financial statement ! :321GFY

haha...by far the most hilarious thread I've ever seen. :1orglaugh

"You are now banned from working in the bowels of the fast food industry" :1orglaugh

Fuck McD, go work at Wendy's :thefinger

This is a joke. Like McDs are going too risk getting into the press, sueing a porn webmaster.

It would cost them business.

Come on Boneprone time to admit it is really you:1orglaugh

WTF, I eat McDonalds everyday just about. It's right down the street from my house. I might stop supporting you just because of this gayness.

WOW, I think I'd be so sued I would die from it. Hehehe. :stoned

haha this is so much bullshit

a quality product?
Never found any at what you represent but maybe my standards of quality or a few levels higher then yours.

Hell, I have been banned from McDonald's in my hometown since 1997 when me and some bud's drank some Bud's in a McD's. I wasn't banned from employment but from the actual store! :winkwink:

Since we seem to have one of Ronald's clowns handy, may I ask directly why you morons got rid of the VERY FIRST good thing you ever had on your menu, the flatbread grilled chicken sandwhich? This post shows the stupidity and poor decision making of the organization you represent appears to be growing.

dopey, half the posters here will one day end up working for McDonalds.

trust me.

would you like fries with that Cease and Desist? :1orglaugh

yearrrrrrrrrr baby:1orglaugh

KC & Smegma, i think you have nothing to worry about, there is also burger king, kfc, whitecastle....etc :)

Of course we understand that McDonalds has the brand recognition, but i think under the circumstances, any other will do. :)))))))

This is one of the funniest things I have ever read. I for one am going to send an email to Tony so that I am banned from employment from Mc Donalds and I can't wait to get a responce from him so I can frame and hang it im my office.

Tony,

Can I please get a happy meal?

I got a phone call from Tony Michael this morning (Thanks Kim).

Tony, you sperm-burping road whore - take your "liable suit" and "damages" - and shove them up your wife's ass.

And while you may find it enjoyable to take it up the rear by Ronald McDonald without so much as a reach-around.. I myself will put up a fight before I swallow the Micky D shaft.

Get a clue chicken fucker.

i love it...

At moderated boards, such as GFY, the board is liable for any defamatory posts/threads, and more. I know this firsthand, a board I moderate at was served papers because of posts and threads about a large domain registrar, the message boards lawyer suggested that we comply because the opposing party had grounds to sue and could have easily shut down the company. We had to delete and move every post and thread regarding this particular registrar.

So yes, moderated message boards can be held liable for illegal activities on them. Boards that are not moderated do not carry the same risk, which is why chat rooms and AOL don't have problems in this area.

Beautiful...

Tony, please send me a formal C&D. These weak emails really do nothing for me. Shit or get off the pot. It's about time you stop threatening us and step up with some action.


-KC


-----Original Message-----
From: Tony Michael [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Friday, August 23, 2002 11:19 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Mr. XXXXXX = Your Attention is Needed

Mr. XXX,

I was given your e-mail address by an anonymous member of the GOFUCKYOURSELF.COM website.

I am outside council for McDonalds Corporation. It has come to our attention that action may be taken by you or Mr. XXXXXX to seek employment with McDonalds as the result of an illegal gambling wager.

I need to inform you that any such action is against Federal and State law as well as corporate policy. Engaging in such action can and will result in legal proceeding brought by McDonalds Corporation against you and Mr. XXXXX.

I like to initially approach these situations professionally, and ask that the post be removed from the GOFUCKYOURSELF.COM website at your earliest convenience. Any attempt to seek employment with McDonalds or any franchise within the McDonalds brand will result in immediate legal action.

Your cooperation is necessary to cease such legal action. Non-compliance will result in a formal cease-and-desist from our firm with further legal action by our corporation following.

Thank you for your co-operation,

Mr. Tony Michael
XXXX Law Firm
Outside Council for McDonalds Corporation
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

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