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SilkyJohnson 05-16-2007 11:00 AM
http://members.tripod.com/amc_guy/GrrEagle.jpg

Here is the most manly car ever made, if you can drive this around you have to have a big useful cock! :1orglaugh

I was taught how to drive in one of these by my parents, at the time and still today I believe this to be the ugliest car ever made...EVER!!

TubeTitans_SusieQ 05-16-2007 11:01 AM
Maybe you dont like mustangs too much because your too old for then? i mean a lincoln? yea , i don't drive a great car hello it isnt even mine......but wow....i think a mustang will do more for me than a lincoln....btw you have absolutely no idea what can make me wet hun :o)

SilkyJohnson 05-16-2007 11:01 AM
Take 2

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1..._jc214/AMC.jpg

Here is the most manly car ever made, if you can drive this around you have to have a big useful cock! :1orglaugh

I was taught how to drive in one of these by my parents, at the time and still today I believe this to be the ugliest car ever made...EVER!!

ADL Josh 05-16-2007 11:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12442157)
Lincoln LS

big cock, big brain, another big brain, i am chizzled, you would get wet just being in my presence.

me = huge groin area
lol, wow....i guarantee you this guy masturbates more than a fat kid on a snow day!!

who 05-16-2007 11:06 AM
Here's some news: Men with small penises have small penises!!

g$$$ 05-16-2007 11:11 AM
dont hate the playa..hate the game

MetaMan 05-16-2007 11:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ (Post 12442254)
Maybe you dont like mustangs too much because your too old for then? i mean a lincoln? yea , i don't drive a great car hello it isnt even mine......but wow....i think a mustang will do more for me than a lincoln....btw you have absolutely no idea what can make me wet hun :o)
maybe is it because you are overweight and missing teeth? that is cool with me, but normally these types of girls like mustangs and dont mind small cocks because they cant do any better in the first place. :thumbsup

CE_Rashaan 05-16-2007 11:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12442041)
no no it is not the same thing at all, i have a buddy who drives a Camaro and he is straight,

Stangs are 100% gay, trust me. they are chick cars and for gay guys.

gay guys drive it on purpose to get picked up by other gay guys. just like lesbians and their hiking boots gay guys have their Mustangs.


I drive a Cadillac

http://fubarwebmasters.com/galleries...1/100_2184.jpg

http://www.matrixcontent.com/rashaan/mycaddy1.jpg


My buddy Hugo drives a Mustang though a New one all beefed up too...
We always joke around, but does this mean he is really GAY? hmmmm

Casa Nova 05-16-2007 11:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12442168)
*hugs* :(
I thank you for the support :1orglaugh

ADL Josh 05-16-2007 11:27 AM
does that chick come with the escalade?!?..daaaaaamn:thumbsup

TubeTitans_SusieQ 05-16-2007 11:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12442306)
maybe is it because you are overweight and missing teeth? that is cool with me, but normally these types of girls like mustangs and dont mind small cocks because they cant do any better in the first place. :thumbsup

yea im very overweight and have no teeth whatahever....HA HA HA HA right.....like i said, i dont prefer mustangs.....BUT I can improvise with a SMALL penis....whip it out ill show u lol

MetaMan 05-16-2007 11:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ (Post 12442493)
yea im very overweight and have no teeth whatahever....HA HA HA HA right.....like i said, i dont prefer mustangs.....BUT I can improvise with a SMALL penis....whip it out ill show u lol
you are most likely so good with small penis' because of your huge clit. :1orglaugh

look woman if i whipped out this python in my pants you would be all over me.
everytime you are at the deli and see those big salami loafs you dream of me.

CE_Rashaan 05-16-2007 12:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ADL Josh (Post 12442378)
does that chick come with the escalade?!?..daaaaaamn:thumbsup
I have had nothing but good time in the ESKI since I got it....

It comes with a variety of women, just depends on what day of the week:winkwink:

UniversalPass Pete 05-16-2007 01:05 PM
http://www.matrixcontent.com/rashaan/mycaddy1.jpg


OMG! Fuck ya! :thumbsup

seeric 05-16-2007 01:12 PM
i ride a Schwinn beach cruiser. hung like a field mouse.

MetaMan 05-16-2007 01:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 12442964)
i ride a Schwinn beach cruiser. hung like a field mouse.
http://froonie.com/misc/clown.gif


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