30 things I learned from working in porn! - GoFuckYourself.com

Roald · 05-17-2007, 02:07 AM

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy cummers.
11. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist (ok 1 guy does).
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there and never frown at the size.
29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
30. Dorky guys never have to beg.

POsted before? I don't give a shit!

;))))))

thricer · 05-17-2007, 02:09 AM

lol.. good list there

Yngwie · 05-17-2007, 02:10 AM

yep, it was posted b4 so as your punishment you are required to delete every link from freeones.com except mine. Also, I will be the only person allowed to submit sites, galleries etc.. to freeones.com. This will go on for no less than 1 year starting today. ;)

polish_aristocrat · 05-17-2007, 02:17 AM

30 things I learned from reading GFY:

people don't pay attention to what has been posted before and so the same shit gets posted at least twice daily

ah well, that was just 1 thing...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-17-2007, 02:29 AM

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20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

I dunno, I've never had any trouble with that one. I like to think that a well timed slap on the ass works out for the positive a good 98% of the time...

zeruel · 05-17-2007, 02:30 AM

hahaha... nice one dude... that was a good lists...

Roald · 05-17-2007, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

30 things I learned from reading GFY:

people don't pay attention to what has been posted before and so the same shit gets posted at least twice daily

ah well, that was just 1 thing...

guess what...I dont give a shit.

Cannot monitore GFY on every single thread right.

u-Bob · 05-17-2007, 03:04 AM

still funny

paymeback · 05-17-2007, 03:10 AM

oldie, but still good

fallenmuffin · 05-17-2007, 03:16 AM

1. Guys love to be humiliated
2. Revshare is always best
3. The hot ones are always dirty
4. Two words, Inflation fetishism
5. Everyone on GFY is a millionaire
6. There are no real blondes
7. 1 Billion hits and 0 sales is better then 3000 hits and 8 sales
8. "good guy" is slang for "had drinks"

SilentBean · 05-17-2007, 03:20 AM

polish_aristocrat · 05-17-2007, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe

guess what...I dont give a shit.

Cannot monitore GFY on every single thread right.

yeah but that was a thread started by Batts...

and Batts is elite

porntertainment · 05-17-2007, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by QuaShe

9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

I lol'd hard at these.

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17. Asian men don't exist (ok 1 guy does).

They do in my Japanese and Korean AV's.

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26. Assholes are clean.

For the most part I'd agree but in one porn video, an old Greek one from the 70s or 80s with lots of anal, one of the guys clearly had a shit-covered dick.

WalkerTR · 05-17-2007, 03:35 AM

SomeCreep · 05-17-2007, 03:37 AM

Vick! · 05-17-2007, 05:31 AM

Anna_O · 05-17-2007, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe

27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

Dirty Dane · 05-17-2007, 06:23 AM

old but good

SplogDog · 05-17-2007, 06:36 AM

lol! nice

will post to my blog...

Sveindt Beindt · 05-17-2007, 06:48 AM

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Roald SecretFriends.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: IMC Headquarters Posts: 27,887	30 things I learned from working in porn! 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy cummers. 11. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist (ok 1 guy does). 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patients cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there and never frown at the size. 29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. 30. Dorky guys never have to beg. POsted before? I don't give a shit! ;)))))) __________________ WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts \| ManUpFilms \| SinfulXXX \| HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com \| telegram: roaldr

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