lol....I make fun of Parker all the time for doing that

hehe.. so they can have someone to blame:1orglaugh

Yep, it's pretty bad indeed....

Yes yes yes.. hit us up when you are ready to come down and we will meet you there for sure!!

:thumbsup

Third World Countries by far. They smell like burning garbage. Oh my gosh, worst smell ever.

Oh and Peaches, I know about that papermill smell, we had one in augusta, ga where I went to college. yuck.

I will, I will!! Within the next week or two for sure :) After going out of the country with you-know-who, I need a vacation :Oh crap

My dog had some issues with an anal gland years ago. It was secreting some fluid or something. I can't quite remember the details. I've tried to forget. But the smell. It made dog farts smell like roses.

Oh shit (literally) - I forgot about the anal glands. She doesn't have a problem now, but for YEARS my now 14 year old would secrete this AWFUL stuff. I'd take her every month or so to get them expressed, but she still did it. I tried expressing them myself once - there we were, her in the tub, me with a rubber glove. She just gave me a "Please, no" look and I couldn't do it. My other 3 pugs have no problems and she hasn't had any in about 3 years. It does have a "unique" smell because it never touches the poop when it's secreting on its own.

A dead rat in the air ducts in my buddy's house in the middle of summer (over 100 degrees outside) smelled pretty goddamn bad. It took a few days to get it taken out..

nope....cat piss and shit has it beat...my cat pissed in one of the bathtubs and the ONLY thing that helped get rid of the smell was straight bleach...nothing else worked.

Cat piss is certainly more lasting...at least the farts fade

hahahahah damn!!! if you see them afterthey farts they look the same as normal people who you think farts and just trying to be normal or nothing happened hahaha i love my dogs!!!

I'm sure your brother is going to love you for sharing that! :1orglaugh

Pretty much if I'm close enought to smell a guy, that's to close or he really smells bad
So to answer the question, yes, quirk

oh and one time my now-ex wife was hiding a plastic bag of weed in her cooch until we got to the drive in movie...when she took that bag out of her snatch and I smelled it, I almost vomited....So that smell had cat piss beat by a mile...I'll NEVER forget the stench.

I will admit that I have never smelled that and I can't say I am upset about that either.

I'm allergic... thank god

my two toy fox terriers used to fart up a storm. not sure what has changed since then but they haven't really let em rip recently.. *knock on wood* :)

I know that smell all too well:Oh crap

I'm surprised Ross hasn't posted in this thread yet. His dog farts all the time, and it fucking stinks.

It usually waits till the place is full when there is a party happening, then lets rip. Empties the room in less than a minute... :1orglaugh

ADG I didn't know you grew up in Hawaii!!! So did I!

My dogs have let some juicy ones go, but at least they dissipate. One of the worst smells I think I ever experienced was last year when Jenaveve Jolie threw up in the small shuttle bus in Jamaica. Mark Womak took one for the team and took charge of the vomit cleanup, getting as much of the eggs and ham in alcohol out of the van before almost losing it himself. Then someone from the resort handed Jenaveve a dirty mop from the bathroom that reeked of pinesol and mildew. Mmmmmmm, mix it all in with the puke scent in a van barely larger than a Volkswagen bus with no airconditioner and you got yourself some killer funk.

i left a jugg of orange juice out before leaving on vacation for 2 weeks. that was pretty bad

In the past I have discovered that rotting cantaloupe has a rather unique pong too.

now imagine that you are in a car, with a dog on tha back farting every minute or so.......

yeah its personal experience

Oh, I have been in a car with these two puppies for a four hour car journey when one of them had a bad tummy and was on the verge of a diarrhoea attack the whole way...fun!

sooooooooo true

el oh el...

hahahahahahahaha...good luck...buy some bay fresh...or some air freshener...

Actually I've never been experience the smell of dog fart!

You're missing out big time on one of life's sweet pleasures.

Holy SHIT...I used to live near one in Augusta, Georgia and it was fucking terrible..to me, the WORST smell is gear oil for your transmission (can't really say tranny and have the same meaning here)...if you ever want to get revenge on someone, rub some gear oil under their car seats and even if they shampoo the fuck out of the carpets, they will be reminded of the smell on any hot day.

I will have to be glad I haven't smelled a paper mill, I guess.

Coming from a family in the nursing home business, I can say the worst smell is a combination of gangrene mixed with old person diarrhea.

Separate they are tolerable, but put them together and it is like breathing in mustard gas.

my girl is a former surgical nurse... claims the worst ever was an abcessed liver (from years of alcohol)... said two of the other nurses puked in their masks, one doctor had to leave the room so the two docs could go tag team on the surgery. Said it didn't even help to clothespin your nose... you could taste it ... it was that bad.