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Sarah_Jayne 05-14-2007 12:56 PM

Cat piss is certainly more lasting...at least the farts fade

tenderobject 05-14-2007 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 12424836)
dog farts ..no matter what other smells are going on dog farts will always cut through and make sure you can't ignore them. Currently I am sitting here with two puppies that are taking turns farting.

hahahahah damn!!! if you see them afterthey farts they look the same as normal people who you think farts and just trying to be normal or nothing happened hahaha i love my dogs!!!

AZSarah 05-14-2007 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 12426431)
Nothing is worse than rotting flesh.
Hands down.

Except for one time I was with my bro at Skyline Chili in Cincy- he ripped a fart so potent it ripped the wallpaper off the walls there as well as he ended up shitting his pants.

That was a pretty abhorrent and repugnant stench I'll never forget.

I'm sure your brother is going to love you for sharing that! :1orglaugh

Vendzilla 05-14-2007 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 12426386)
I assume men can smell other men? Or is that another one of those little quirks of humanity?

Pretty much if I'm close enought to smell a guy, that's to close or he really smells bad
So to answer the question, yes, quirk

BVF 05-14-2007 01:19 PM

oh and one time my now-ex wife was hiding a plastic bag of weed in her cooch until we got to the drive in movie...when she took that bag out of her snatch and I smelled it, I almost vomited....So that smell had cat piss beat by a mile...I'll NEVER forget the stench.

Sarah_Jayne 05-14-2007 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 12427199)
oh and one time my now-ex wife was hiding a plastic bag of weed in her cooch until we got to the drive in movie...when she took that bag out of her snatch and I smelled it, I almost vomited....So that smell had cat piss beat by a mile...I'll NEVER forget the stench.

I will admit that I have never smelled that and I can't say I am upset about that either.

Violetta 05-14-2007 02:12 PM

I'm allergic... thank god

TG Rebecca 05-14-2007 02:36 PM

my two toy fox terriers used to fart up a storm. not sure what has changed since then but they haven't really let em rip recently.. *knock on wood* :)

SexualDragon 05-14-2007 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 12424836)
dog farts ..no matter what other smells are going on dog farts will always cut through and make sure you can't ignore them. Currently I am sitting here with two puppies that are taking turns farting.

I know that smell all too well:Oh crap

Scott McD 05-14-2007 03:14 PM

I'm surprised Ross hasn't posted in this thread yet. His dog farts all the time, and it fucking stinks.

It usually waits till the place is full when there is a party happening, then lets rip. Empties the room in less than a minute... :1orglaugh

JenniDahling 05-14-2007 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 12425245)
Your post reminded me of the smell of burning sugar cane fields that I smelled right before the harvest while growing up in Hawaii...sweet but acrid.

ADG

ADG I didn't know you grew up in Hawaii!!! So did I!

My dogs have let some juicy ones go, but at least they dissipate. One of the worst smells I think I ever experienced was last year when Jenaveve Jolie threw up in the small shuttle bus in Jamaica. Mark Womak took one for the team and took charge of the vomit cleanup, getting as much of the eggs and ham in alcohol out of the van before almost losing it himself. Then someone from the resort handed Jenaveve a dirty mop from the bathroom that reeked of pinesol and mildew. Mmmmmmm, mix it all in with the puke scent in a van barely larger than a Volkswagen bus with no airconditioner and you got yourself some killer funk.

BobG 05-14-2007 03:41 PM

i left a jugg of orange juice out before leaving on vacation for 2 weeks. that was pretty bad

Sarah_Jayne 05-15-2007 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BobG (Post 12428260)
i left a jugg of orange juice out before leaving on vacation for 2 weeks. that was pretty bad

In the past I have discovered that rotting cantaloupe has a rather unique pong too.

BucksMania 05-15-2007 02:53 AM

now imagine that you are in a car, with a dog on tha back farting every minute or so.......

yeah its personal experience

Sarah_Jayne 05-15-2007 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by BucksMania (Post 12431701)
now imagine that you are in a car, with a dog on tha back farting every minute or so.......

yeah its personal experience

Oh, I have been in a car with these two puppies for a four hour car journey when one of them had a bad tummy and was on the verge of a diarrhoea attack the whole way...fun!

TBrown 05-15-2007 03:48 AM

sooooooooo true

SomeCreep 05-15-2007 03:50 AM

el oh el...

Empress_JoinRightNow 05-15-2007 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 12424836)
dog farts ..no matter what other smells are going on dog farts will always cut through and make sure you can't ignore them. Currently I am sitting here with two puppies that are taking turns farting.

hahahahahahahaha...good luck...buy some bay fresh...or some air freshener...

divine116 05-15-2007 05:34 AM

Actually I've never been experience the smell of dog fart!

CDSmith 05-15-2007 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by divine116 (Post 12432626)
Actually I've never been experience the smell of dog fart!

You're missing out big time on one of life's sweet pleasures.

Aneros Josh 05-15-2007 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12425181)
Not even close. Try living a few miles away from a paper mill… worst smell *ever*.

Holy SHIT...I used to live near one in Augusta, Georgia and it was fucking terrible..to me, the WORST smell is gear oil for your transmission (can't really say tranny and have the same meaning here)...if you ever want to get revenge on someone, rub some gear oil under their car seats and even if they shampoo the fuck out of the carpets, they will be reminded of the smell on any hot day.

Sarah_Jayne 05-15-2007 11:21 AM

I will have to be glad I haven't smelled a paper mill, I guess.

evildick 05-15-2007 11:32 AM

Coming from a family in the nursing home business, I can say the worst smell is a combination of gangrene mixed with old person diarrhea.

Separate they are tolerable, but put them together and it is like breathing in mustard gas.

Kevin Marx 05-15-2007 12:14 PM

my girl is a former surgical nurse... claims the worst ever was an abcessed liver (from years of alcohol)... said two of the other nurses puked in their masks, one doctor had to leave the room so the two docs could go tag team on the surgery. Said it didn't even help to clothespin your nose... you could taste it ... it was that bad.


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