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The Blog Man Cometh....Automated ordering and ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS now accepted
Yup, you heard that right, I know accept ALL major credit cards on www.xxxis.net...I am gettin into that serious bidness stuffs now!
On top of that I just automated the entire ordering process, except for epassporte because they suck! haha Check it out: Wordpress SEO Install -Wordpress install -Theme of your choice installed and optimized -Theme header customized to match your site -Permalinks configured correctly -Multiple plugins installed to improve blog rankings -Auto rss plugins installed (if you are going to use rss feeds) -plus a few more tweaks here and there that will get cha listed fast The total cost is $75 for this and I accept Epassporte, Paypal and all major credit cards. ![]() ------------------------------- Standard Wordpress Install Wordpress install -Theme of your choice installed and optimized -Basic header adjustment to match your site -All setting configured in an optimal manner For $50 I will install wordpress on your server and get all configured and setup so that all you have to do is go in and start posting! ![]() ------------------------------- Here is one more added bonus, I have added a complete support ticket system for all clients, so all support and requests will be tracked Register HERE Access the support system HERE |
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The Dirty Frenchman
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Wordpress SEO Install
-Wordpress install 1 minute -Theme of your choice installed and optimized 1 minute -Theme header customized to match your site 5-10 minutes -Permalinks configured correctly 10 seconds -Multiple plugins installed to improve blog rankings 2 minutes -Auto rss plugins installed (if you are going to use rss feeds) 1 minute $75 for 10-15 minutes worth of work. Not a bad deal. |
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-most people charge $100+ for this -I don't have ONE unsatisfied customer out of 40 in the past 2 weeks -I ever have full time bloggers using me on a consistent basis that keep coming back thanks for the bump though, if you didn't want to use my service, a simple no would have been fine |
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I am charging less that ANY other blog guy for this, why are you giving ME shit? there is a price for everything and I charging BELOW industry standards, and I even create a custom header for the blogs I work on...and last I checked a header design by any design house is $50-75 on it's own...i do that as an extra would you be happy if I charged $20 for this? would that make your night go smoother? obviously I have upset you in some way funny though, cause I don't have ONE SINGLE customer that is upset, yet a typical gfy troll is upset even though he was never planning to use any service like this |
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instead of speaking how you felt and giving good reasoning behind it, you discouraged others from using my services....THAT is trolling yes, I provide a service to make it easier on webmasters to have something and installed and configured...oh well most of my clients are already well off enough to afford to pay others to do little tasks for them....have you never paid someone to do a little task for you just to make sure it is done right when you don't have time? I know I have... |
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BTW
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Now stop bitching before I write a script to do a wordpress install with everything you offer preconfigured along with a guide on how to spam backlinks for fun and profit. |
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people pay me to install wordpress for them and get them listed in google in 24 hours...it is THAT simple.. |
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![]() Oh yeah, for anyone wanting to do a quick wordpress install and is too fucking stupid to upload it, try http://www.setupwp.com/ For some wordpress "seo" plugins give this place a whirl: http://www.wolf-howl.com/seo/seo-plugins-for-wordpress/ and make your permalinks happier: http://www.dech.co.uk/2005/11/ultima...ress-seo-tips/ |
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1. Most people are busy making money some other way, so $75 for having a fully functional blog is chump change. 2. Just because YOU know how to do all of the above and it takes you 15 minutes to do it, doesn't mean the average webmaster does. Looking for the right plugins alone could take several hours. Put it this way, a doctor will charge you $30-70 for a routine check up and you get the pleasure of getting fingered up the ass. It takes five minutes. Does that mean anyone can do themselves it and save their money? ![]()
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And looking for the right plugins? The average webmaster has to be smart enough to google "wordpress seo" or something similar and trudge through the results. |
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Jace, how does the RSS thing work? Are you using feedwordpress or something similiar?
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Great i cant wait to chargeback you.Kidding hehe
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I am not going to sit here and argue back and forth about why people are happy with my services, or the state of the adult industry
the last person I worked with was a tgp guy. He had never done a blog before. I did my thing, all the while explaining to him what I was doing and how he can get better ranks in the engines. When I was done i sat with him for an hour on icq walking him through how to login and post to his blog, along with do other cool shit he had no idea how to do. I also took a little extra time and changed over a lot of stuff that I didn't have to, at no extra charge, because he asked name ONE other person that will spend a few hours on a "simple" blog install, for a total newbie, and make sure they are comfortable with the work I did? you can dog me all you want dissipate, but fact remains every single person I work with is EXTREMELY happy with the service I provide, because not only do I install a blog, get it completely ready for the SE's, but I also sit with my clients and help and teach them, because majority of the time they have never logged into wordpress in their life I give people that have never set up a blog in their life an excuse to give it a shot and my service makes sure it is done right THE FIRST TIME and they don't have to sit for 2 days trying to make sure they configured and install everything correctly dissipate, you may be the god of webmasters, and next time I need rsstoblog mass installer installed and configured correctly I will come to you, because after all that is a webmaster tool and webmasters should know how to install and use all webmaster tools...but look man, I provide a service to those that need this service for one reason or another, and you coming in here and knocking that service just cause you are bitter towards me or the industry in general is just absurd, and I would appreciate it if you left this thread alone from now on |
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bump for Jace, hes a good guy and knows his shit when it comes to blogs and rss
i highly reccommend his services
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looks like a fair price imho
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jace is good in my books. $75 is a fair price for someone that hasn't messed with blogs or wordpress etc.
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Jace does great work
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Jace I was just thinking about you today. I will be hitting you up for a blog or two when I have the time to start them up.
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The time/money factor is irrelevant - people pay for knowledge that they don't have or convenience. So when the inexperienced or busy end user gets a working product very quickly the $75 is justified.
If a person knows how to do and doesn't want to pay it, do it yourself. If you cant do it and dont want to pay....go and learn. Sounds a fair price to me. |
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I just started working on my WP blog .. I've never done a blog and am not a computer savy person to say the least .. I did need someone to upload wp to my server But after doing lots of reading and fuckin around in wp I was able to customise my site and add plug ins without too much problems .. however this took about 2 - 3 hours to do. I got a shit connection at home! ... I would of gladly paid 75$ for this however I never wouldn t of learned anything about wp as I have now.
Nice service Jace .. Even nicer links dissipate Thanks!
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Bump for Jace... always great to work with...
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Blog traffic is sweetness Use Jace he is a good blogger
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congrats Jace! and dissipate you're a fucking tool.
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I was going to order several services until I read dissipate's comments.
j/k you should have thanked him for his opinion and kept the spotlight on your service. |
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yyeessiirrrr Jace is the man!!
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I agree
The very definition of his handle DISSIPATE: 1. to scatter in various directions; disperse; dispel. 2. to spend or use wastefully or extravagantly; squander; deplete: to dissipate one's talents; to dissipate a fortune on high living. ?verb (used without object) 3. to become scattered or dispersed; be dispelled; disintegrate: The sun shone and the mist dissipated. Sucks for him that he has nothing positive to contribute OH and congrats Jace! The service looks like good value for money and something a lot of us can use ![]() |
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Do you work with Movable Type?
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Not all contributions have to be positive. Too many GFY posts are littered with useless asskissing from people who don't have any clue what the fuck they're talking about. ![]() |
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someone just emailed me this, they don't post on gfy and want to remain anonymous, but I thought it was a pretty good response, plus this thread needs a bump
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Bump for Jace
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good stuff jace! bump for you
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Jace . . . I'll be in touch!
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Movable Type or only WP?
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$75 is more than reasonable for it.
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I would buy, but you have me on ignore...
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Someone is sure insecure... That's got to suck. Hopefully the insecurity will dissipate.
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E-mail me to discuss: webmaster (AT) asiandivagirls (dot) com So what did I do to get on your ignore list in the first place? ADG |
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bump for you jace!
if i have extra bucks i would jump on this one knowing jace would help you on something regarding blogs ha i might get jace sercret! :P bump for a good guy!
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