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SurfDog · 08-22-2002, 03:35 AM

(Hope this is the right forum)

We're a small Internet marketing firm specializing in marketing gay adult sites.

Rather than hire in-house, we think we'll get better results by outsourcing the implementation of these services.

We believe the techniques outlined below are the most cost-effective Internet marketing methods available, but if you have a speciality that _works_ to generate traffic please lemme know.

Look over the following list, and if you are an EXPERT in any of them, please get in touch and let's discuss doing some work. We're looking for solid, long-term arrangements with super reliable people who we can count on to get the job done.

1. Create new pages: Create a page with its own unique domain name based on popular search terms. Each new page consists of modified versions of the client's splash page, and should inlcude keywords and meta-tags.

2. Chat Room Infiltration: Promote client's site live in the social setting of gay chat rooms. There's software that can submit posts to multiple chatrooms and newsgroups but we're real wary of anyting that might be percieved as spam.

3. Newsgroups: Post hot pictures in the gay adult newsgroups with the client's URL and a note aking people to visit the site.

4. Exclusive Directory: We already have a directory with links to 5,000 gay sites. Duplicate this directory and replace existing banners ads with client's banner ad. This directory will be hosted on our server.

5. Thumbnail Gallery Doorway Pages: Produce a single page which features rotating thumbnail images that link to client's site. Each with it's own domain name.

6. Pay Per Click Banners: Place adult banners on highly trafficked gay adult portal sites gay adult pay sites. Must include third party tracking.

7. Ezine Pay Per Click: Place ads in gay ezines for pay per click traffic to client's site. Must include third party tracking.

8. Search Engine Site Submissions: Submit client's site to the search engines and adult directories.

9. Opt-in Email: Find sources and send cost-effective opt-in email messages encouraging people to visit client's site.

10. Find affiliates, (ISP's, Webmasters, etc) interested in referring their customers to us.

Thanks - please contact Mike Banks at [email protected]

mrthumbs · 08-22-2002, 03:43 AM

You should have posted your question on a russian board..

"chatroom infiltration" is my favorite!

Amputate Your Head · 08-22-2002, 04:02 AM

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.:Frog:. · 08-22-2002, 04:15 AM

Sounds like you want to hire someone just to spam for you.
Spamming to recruit a spammer.
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pornJester · 08-22-2002, 04:18 AM

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Originally posted by SurfDog
(Hope this is the right forum)

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08-22-2002, 03:35 AM	#1
SurfDog Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 221	Looking for people to do work (Hope this is the right forum) We're a small Internet marketing firm specializing in marketing gay adult sites. Rather than hire in-house, we think we'll get better results by outsourcing the implementation of these services. We believe the techniques outlined below are the most cost-effective Internet marketing methods available, but if you have a speciality that _works_ to generate traffic please lemme know. Look over the following list, and if you are an EXPERT in any of them, please get in touch and let's discuss doing some work. We're looking for solid, long-term arrangements with super reliable people who we can count on to get the job done. 1. Create new pages: Create a page with its own unique domain name based on popular search terms. Each new page consists of modified versions of the client's splash page, and should inlcude keywords and meta-tags. 2. Chat Room Infiltration: Promote client's site live in the social setting of gay chat rooms. There's software that can submit posts to multiple chatrooms and newsgroups but we're real wary of anyting that might be percieved as spam. 3. Newsgroups: Post hot pictures in the gay adult newsgroups with the client's URL and a note aking people to visit the site. 4. Exclusive Directory: We already have a directory with links to 5,000 gay sites. Duplicate this directory and replace existing banners ads with client's banner ad. This directory will be hosted on our server. 5. Thumbnail Gallery Doorway Pages: Produce a single page which features rotating thumbnail images that link to client's site. Each with it's own domain name. 6. Pay Per Click Banners: Place adult banners on highly trafficked gay adult portal sites gay adult pay sites. Must include third party tracking. 7. Ezine Pay Per Click: Place ads in gay ezines for pay per click traffic to client's site. Must include third party tracking. 8. Search Engine Site Submissions: Submit client's site to the search engines and adult directories. 9. Opt-in Email: Find sources and send cost-effective opt-in email messages encouraging people to visit client's site. 10. Find affiliates, (ISP's, Webmasters, etc) interested in referring their customers to us. Thanks - please contact Mike Banks at [email protected]

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