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LiveDose 06-14-2007 10:51 PM

I've personally had a 50/50 experience ratio with good cops & bad cops. Many are good peeps. I have a number of friends that are cops and a few that are federal agents. Unfortunately there is a decent percentage of people who cannot handle the responsibility of power that is given to them. As said above this taints the group as a whole as that is what most people will remember.

SilentKnight 06-14-2007 11:05 PM

Generalities...generally suck.

I work with cops all day long and many are good personal friends. No denying there's always a few bad apples, but you'll find that in every profession.

Pleasurepays 06-14-2007 11:11 PM

I heard that call on a radio show when it happened. that had me literally laughing so hard, i had to stop the car. the guy thought he was going to die because he ate brownies with pot in them and called 911. it was the most insane, ridiculous 911 ever.

zeruel 06-14-2007 11:24 PM

all the cops i know have big tummy and small brains... :1orglaugh

perfectodollars-gabrio 06-15-2007 01:05 AM

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BangtheChampBabe 06-15-2007 01:07 AM

:thumbsup for pot brownies!! :pimp

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-15-2007 01:24 AM

If I happened to be enough of a weener to become a cop, I'd probably be the cop confiscating your weed and taking it home too. Or I'd at least be like "What's this here sir? Step out of the car, and bring your papers. We can't have people driving around with big bags in their cars. We're gonna have to smoke this entire bag."

What the hell did he think the brownies were going to do? Those fuckers hit you like a freight train. I'm amazed he could get off the couch to make it to the telephone...

TBrown 06-15-2007 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 12603277)
If I happened to be enough of a weener to become a cop, I'd probably be the cop confiscating your weed and taking it home too. Or I'd at least be like "What's this here sir? Step out of the car, and bring your papers. We can't have people driving around with big bags in their cars. We're gonna have to smoke this entire bag."

What the hell did he think the brownies were going to do? Those fuckers hit you like a freight train. I'm amazed he could get off the couch to make it to the telephone...

Pass mi the chalice too ;)

bonkerz2007 06-15-2007 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusionx (Post 12408787)
I don't know that cops are retards. Some cops are idiots, some are scumbags.. but I know a lot of cops that are selfless, cool people.

haven't met one yet

BusterBunny 06-15-2007 03:44 AM

50 overdoses on weed:error:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-15-2007 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonkerz2007 (Post 12603675)
haven't met one yet

me either.

Michaelious 06-15-2007 10:10 AM

Why does that not surprise me

Donfoolio 06-15-2007 10:25 AM

The problem with cops is they are Human Beings! Just like us they have ups and downs. Most cops I know are drunks, but they are good guys. The cops I hate and stay away from are the ones that constantly rob drug dealers, and put the beats on black people for no reason. Lot of them in NYC but I wouldn't say I hate ALL cops. I however would say I hate ALL Humans! :mad: :1orglaugh

stickyfingerz 06-15-2007 10:50 AM

I like most cops. Sara Silverman had a great line on her show last night though.


Cop standing beside her car after she parks it in a sandbox at the playground. Cop says "You know why Im standing here?" Sara answers "You got C's in high school?" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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