It's 3:30am, I'm Retarded Stoned, & I Just Stuck My Camera In A Bear's Face

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  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
    (felis madjewicus)
    • Jul 2006
    • 20368

    #1

    It's 3:30am, I'm Retarded Stoned, & I Just Stuck My Camera In A Bear's Face



    now i have to clean up garbage in the morning death to all bears...
  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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    • Jul 2004
    • 38323

    #2
    Maybe the bear was jonesing, and just wanted to get high with you...

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    • MetaMan
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      • Jan 2003
      • 28682

      #3
      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
      Maybe the bear was jonesing, and just wanted to get high with you...

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      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
        (felis madjewicus)
        • Jul 2006
        • 20368

        #4
        I think the bear may have hit a midnight bong toke, thus he decided to munch on the neighbours garbage in my backyard.

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        • Zebra
          Banned from Kimmy's couch
          • Oct 2001
          • 5091

          #5
          Look at those eyes, I think that bear was higher than you. Ever see the movie "The Bear" where the cub eats the shrooms and trips out?
          Old School

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          • dig0
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            • Mar 2007
            • 440

            #6
            I got scared as shit when I saw a mouse in my yard during the winter

            I'd probably faint if I saw a bear
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            • Scott McD
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              • Nov 2002
              • 67798

              #7
              Originally posted by ismokeblunts


              now i have to clean up garbage in the morning death to all bears...
              Scay shit !!!!!


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              • madawgz
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                • Mar 2006
                • 30509

                #8
                thats awesome, give it some weed man
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                • MikeVega
                  **Porntrepreneur**
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 12788

                  #9
                  I want to see pics 2-3-4 of him charging at you and malling you half to death ...lol

                  Your out of your mind .. I bring my shotgun when a raccoon is eating my garbage .. lol


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                  • nikooo
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                    • Apr 2007
                    • 1199

                    #10
                    throw some honey to him .........

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                    • jdc
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 765

                      #11
                      OMG... it might eat you alive...

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                      • royaljelly2
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                        • May 2007
                        • 1034

                        #12
                        whoa - i'd be running back into my house ;)

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                        • SuzzyQ
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 1557

                          #13
                          Try to feed him marshmallows like the Dan Aykroyd/SNL skit.

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                          • BucksMania
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 3758

                            #14
                            you have bears in your neighbourhood? How cool is that!

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                            • BucksMania
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 3758

                              #15
                              I wish we had a lil bit tigers and some elephants around here....but no...
                              just dogs and cats.....boring!

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                              • _Richard_
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 30991

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ismokeblunts


                                now i have to clean up garbage in the morning death to all bears...
                                hahaha.. stoner.. is that a grizzly? I can't believe you got that close and flashed it

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                                • BucksMania
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 3758

                                  #17
                                  well alcohol gives courage

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                                  • uvort
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                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 3580

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pornopete
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                                    • BT
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                                      • Apr 2002
                                      • 6481

                                      #19
                                      You should have went over and shook his hand

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                                      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                        (felis madjewicus)
                                        • Jul 2006
                                        • 20368

                                        #20
                                        bears are just a daily thing here. they're so used to people it's almost scary, i was about 12-15 feet away in that picture, though i was still pretty safe. there's about a 20 foot drop in front him that i'm pretty sure he wasn't interested in gappng. i was way closer when i first saw him without my camera. he's a nice big cinnamon black bear, i've seen him a few times now. it was a choice between unloading on him with my paintball gun or sticking a camera in his face, i figured the camera would do less to piss him off. next time he's getting pummeled by a furious storm of yellow paint...

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                                        • PaulB IYP
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                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 2164

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                          I think the bear may have hit a midnight bong toke, thus he decided to munch on the neighbours garbage in my backyard.
                                          bro how come the neighbors garbage is in your backyard?
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                                          • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                            (felis madjewicus)
                                            • Jul 2006
                                            • 20368

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Romeo AR
                                            bro how come the neighbors garbage is in your backyard?
                                            the neighbours garbage is all over the neighbourhood now. just MOSTLY in my back yard...

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                                            • jonesonyou
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                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 3853

                                              #23
                                              love the reflection in the bears eyes!

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                                              • Strickie
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                                                • Jul 2006
                                                • 2481

                                                #24
                                                Damn that's close!
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                                                • Deej
                                                  I make pixels work
                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 24386

                                                  #25
                                                  Hey boo boo... Lets get the fuck outa here....





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                                                  • cj_purve
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                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 1065

                                                    #26
                                                    that's awesome man, but do you think you could go back out and get a few more shots? I can't see the bear close enough ....

                                                    hehehehehhe

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                                                    • sniperwolf
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                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 17743

                                                      #27
                                                      awww, those eyes are scary...
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                                                      • Spunky
                                                        I need a beer
                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                        • 133986

                                                        #28
                                                        Lol..that would be funny seeing a bear with paint ball splatters all over it

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                                                        • Aussie Rebel
                                                          Blow Me U Geeks
                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 5108

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Spunky
                                                          Lol..that would be funny seeing a bear with paint ball splatters all over it
                                                          I was just thinking the samething

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                                                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                              Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 38323

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                                              it was a choice between unloading on him with my paintball gun or sticking a camera in his face, i figured the camera would do less to piss him off. next time he's getting pummeled by a furious storm of yellow paint...


                                                              Where the fuck do you live?!?

                                                              I see a rare deer or racoon around here, smell skunk sometimes, and hear about mountain lion sightings occasionally out here in the 'burbs, but I would have to do some serious traveling for an actual bear encounter (aside from visiting the zoo or a gay bar).

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                                                              • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                (felis madjewicus)
                                                                • Jul 2006
                                                                • 20368

                                                                #32
                                                                i live in the british columbia interior, this place is heaven...

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                                                                • HAPPYPEEKERS
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Holy shit.. that would scare me to death
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                                                                  • GAMEFINEST
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                                                                    • Nov 2006
                                                                    • 14478

                                                                    #34
                                                                    be a jedi...
                                                                    Compound interest.

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                                                                    • Axzar
                                                                      Random Jackass
                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 1837

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Awesome pic and story!

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                                                                      • Spunky
                                                                        I need a beer
                                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                                        • 133986

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                                                        i live in the british columbia interior, this place is heaven...
                                                                        I live in British Columbia also..and it's hell..the walrus waddle into the city and the igloos are melting due to global warming

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                                                                        • Empress_JoinRightNow
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                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                          • 1207

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by ismokeblunts


                                                                          now i have to clean up garbage in the morning death to all bears...
                                                                          ohh...green eyes...

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