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Vegas Ken · 05-09-2007, 05:09 PM

I was talking with someone earlier today and we were chatting about all the different crazy stuff that goes down here in Sin City.

So what is your wildest, insane and over the top Las Vegas story?

There has to be some good ones out there!

EBORG9 · 05-09-2007, 05:13 PM

Came to visit in '94, on a Thursday in November.
Went to the Shark Club on Friday... walked out at 3 am with a nice threesome (2 waitresses from an Olive garden in Sacramento).
Went back the next night with my last hundred dollars, and hit the daily double, another 3 some (Two Locals) .....and I have been here ever since.

MandyBlake · 05-09-2007, 05:14 PM

i wish i had vegas stories but all i can say is that i've never been there.

Casa Nova · 05-09-2007, 05:15 PM

I have not been their yet since im only 20, but im going in November... Hopefully I'll have alot of stories to tell you all.

GatorB · 05-09-2007, 05:16 PM

Never been to Vegas sorry. Maybe when I have some disposable cash and no children to raise. Which I suspect will occur around the same time.

Drew_Peacock · 05-09-2007, 05:19 PM

I watched Lensman....er....nevermind...

RP Fade · 05-09-2007, 05:21 PM

Not sure if this qualifies as 'wild' but definitely one of my best unexpected good times...

Had to go to Vegas for the day for some business and had time to kill before heading back to the airport. Sat down at the Blackjack table with $200 and made $9k in 45 mins

Scott McD · 05-09-2007, 05:22 PM

I got tranny tricked.

The End...

BusterBunny · 05-09-2007, 05:25 PM

never been there....end story

Herb Kornfield · 05-09-2007, 05:36 PM

Drinking about 75% of a 5th of Grey Goose and getting SEVERE booze poisoning one day and the very next when you have the hangover from hell headed out to the Hoover Dam for the inside tour.

I had to hold onto everything in sight not to pass out .....

Man - those where the days.

SykkBoy · 05-09-2007, 10:14 PM

I had a friend visiting from out of town several years ago. He and i were up walking on the Strip with his video camera and we started telling random girls we shooting a series called Sin City Flashers and asked random girls to flash their breasts and amazingly enough, we got about 15 gals to flash the camera. We didn't even have tshirts or anything like Girls Gone Wild, yet the gals were flashing us.

Later on, this friend was showing his mother some of his Vegas videos and he mixed up the tapes and put in the one with the girls flashing.

Imortyl Pussycat · 05-09-2007, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drew_Peacock

I watched Lensman....er....nevermind...

omg, me too! for reals

dynastoned · 05-09-2007, 10:22 PM

haven't been there as a 21 year old yet. but i still don't remember anything but the fucked up hangovers on my flights back home hahaaaa.

hopefully after the xbiz forum in july ill have a better response.

Sexsitesurfer · 05-10-2007, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I got tranny tricked.

The End...

I'm glad you skipped the details Begbie!

mahoney · 05-10-2007, 01:17 AM

See Sig

Jace · 05-10-2007, 01:26 AM

shit, I got one that probably beats them all

it would take forever to type it all out though

cliff notes: (yes, this is all one night)
avn awards
party with jenna jameson
party with all the metro video crew
after party with ron jeremy
after after party with 10-15 porn starlets and porn guys
tons of ghb and cocaine
the wife and I having sex on top of the dining room table in front of everyone
having to leave at 8am
no shirt or shoes
walking down the center of las vegas blvd not remembering where we are staying...with no shoes or shirt, just black vinyl pants and a full length black fur coat
trying to eat at dennys while g'ing out
walking around ceasars palace mall at 9am
finding our room at ceasars palace at 10am

Jace · 05-10-2007, 01:29 AM

oh, i forgot to mention that my wife and I actually got kicked out of one porn party that night for being too "over the top" hahahahahah

RevSand · 05-10-2007, 04:42 AM

I will try to do mine in jace style since he is my new hero with that story...

Two years ago
AVN awards
Lots of drinks
Suite after party
Few guys from here (some will still not admit it tho but I have the video!)
More drinks
450 lb hooker
Nacho Cheese, ranch dressing and various other food items
Large shower tub
Food tossing
HUGE mess for the maids the next day

Turf · 05-10-2007, 04:52 AM

was playing roulette with a few friends and we happened to hit it big a couple of times.. we stopped playing when we where way way way ahead and went to the saphire club for a webmaster party and just happened to have a buttload of fun with a bunch of the strippers there...

good times where had by everyone ;)

Phoenix · 05-10-2007, 04:52 AM

Billie Ocean

potter · 05-10-2007, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSand

I will try to do mine in jace style since he is my new hero with that story...

Two years ago
AVN awards
Lots of drinks
Suite after party
Few guys from here (some will still not admit it tho but I have the video!)
More drinks
450 lb hooker
Nacho Cheese, ranch dressing and various other food items
Large shower tub
Food tossing
HUGE mess for the maids the next day

I was going to say this as well, you beat me to it. Uhg, the things you wish you could forget.

schneemann · 05-10-2007, 05:52 AM

Here's my crazy Vegas story.

Fortune 200 Company (who shall remain nameless) put me up at the Luxor for a consulting gig. I worked my balls off all weekend and flew home without doing ANYTHING cool while I was there.

LAJ · 05-10-2007, 07:01 AM

Yeah, Like I'm gonna post any of em publicly LOL...

That all stays in Vegas ;)

royaljelly2 · 05-10-2007, 07:05 AM

Well i'm going for my first time next weekend - so hopefully I'll have some wicked stories! lol

ADL Josh · 05-10-2007, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vegas Ken

I was talking with someone earlier today and we were chatting about all the different crazy stuff that goes down here in Sin City.

So what is your wildest, insane and over the top Las Vegas story?

There has to be some good ones out there!

When I was released from prison in New Jersey, I had it all planned. My target was three Las Vegas casinos: The Bellagio, the Mirage and the MGM Grand. They all belonged to ruthless entrepreneur Terry Benedict, who, by the way, also showed a certain interest in my beautiful ex-wife Tess. During a much-anticipated boxing event (Lennox Lewis vs. Wladimir Klitschko), there was $150 million in the safe, 70 yards below the strip. So, I hired professionals from all over the country to give me a hand: There's the card magician Rusty Ryan, the perfect pickpocket Linus Caldwell and the ingenious pyrotechnician Basher Tarr. A buddy of mine, Reuben Tishkoff, who lost a casino to Benedict, provided funding. The brothers Virgil and Turk Malloy drove and helped in a few ways, and Frank Catton, a professional card dealer, got a job at the casino to watch the routines. Saul Bloom, already retired at the time, played the rich heavy weaponry dealer and lived in the hotel, and Livingston Dell bugged the place to have a look over the shoulders of the security personnel. Finally, the chinese acrobat artist Yen was the one who moved inside the safe before the motion detectors were turned off. There were three rules to be followed: First: no blood. Second: Rob only who deserves it. Third: Do it as if you have nothing to lose. When the day of the boxing event finally came, everything was set, and Benedict never had a clue

stfuvt · 05-10-2007, 08:43 AM

haha nice stories

CurrentlySober · 05-10-2007, 08:55 AM

Well, I was there with my wife, who made me promise not to gamble !!!

I'm walking thru the casino, and I'm like just one dollar ? huh huh ? Just one... Go on... its vegas etc etc... She says NO !

So I do it anyway, and stick a dollar in a slot...

Ding Ding Ding !!!

$800.00 !!!

Hah...

(We have since divorced)

05-09-2007, 05:09 PM	#1
Vegas Ken Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,151	What is your best Vegas Story? I was talking with someone earlier today and we were chatting about all the different crazy stuff that goes down here in Sin City. So what is your wildest, insane and over the top Las Vegas story? There has to be some good ones out there! __________________ Skype: vegas_ken

05-09-2007, 05:14 PM	#3
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Casa Nova Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,867	I have not been their yet since im only 20, but im going in November... Hopefully I'll have alot of stories to tell you all. __________________ ICQ: 405 009 573

05-09-2007, 05:21 PM	#7
RP Fade Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,343	Not sure if this qualifies as 'wild' but definitely one of my best unexpected good times... Had to go to Vegas for the day for some business and had time to kill before heading back to the airport. Sat down at the Blackjack table with $200 and made $9k in 45 mins __________________ HomemadeCash.com - Homemade & GF sites powered by NScash.com HomemadeVideoPass.com - The only all homemade mega site OurHomemadePorno.com - Real couples fucking on camera Contact ICQ: 400-786-531 Email: fade AT nscash.com

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05-09-2007, 05:13 PM	#2
EBORG9 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,823	Came to visit in '94, on a Thursday in November. Went to the Shark Club on Friday... walked out at 3 am with a nice threesome (2 waitresses from an Olive garden in Sacramento). Went back the next night with my last hundred dollars, and hit the daily double, another 3 some (Two Locals) .....and I have been here ever since.

05-09-2007, 05:16 PM	#5
GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	Never been to Vegas sorry. Maybe when I have some disposable cash and no children to raise. Which I suspect will occur around the same time.

05-09-2007, 05:19 PM	#6
Drew_Peacock Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 11	I watched Lensman....er....nevermind...

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BusterBunny perverted justice decoy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry Posts: 19,291	never been there....end story __________________ my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Drinking about 75% of a 5th of Grey Goose and getting SEVERE booze poisoning one day and the very next when you have the hangover from hell headed out to the Hoover Dam for the inside tour. I had to hold onto everything in sight not to pass out ..... Man - those where the days.

05-09-2007, 10:14 PM	#11
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I had a friend visiting from out of town several years ago. He and i were up walking on the Strip with his video camera and we started telling random girls we shooting a series called Sin City Flashers and asked random girls to flash their breasts and amazingly enough, we got about 15 gals to flash the camera. We didn't even have tshirts or anything like Girls Gone Wild, yet the gals were flashing us. Later on, this friend was showing his mother some of his Vegas videos and he mixed up the tapes and put in the one with the girls flashing. __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

05-09-2007, 10:22 PM	#13
dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	haven't been there as a 21 year old yet. but i still don't remember anything but the fucked up hangovers on my flights back home hahaaaa. hopefully after the xbiz forum in july ill have a better response.

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	shit, I got one that probably beats them all it would take forever to type it all out though cliff notes: (yes, this is all one night) avn awards party with jenna jameson party with all the metro video crew after party with ron jeremy after after party with 10-15 porn starlets and porn guys tons of ghb and cocaine the wife and I having sex on top of the dining room table in front of everyone having to leave at 8am no shirt or shoes walking down the center of las vegas blvd not remembering where we are staying...with no shoes or shirt, just black vinyl pants and a full length black fur coat trying to eat at dennys while g'ing out walking around ceasars palace mall at 9am finding our room at ceasars palace at 10am

05-10-2007, 01:29 AM	#17
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	oh, i forgot to mention that my wife and I actually got kicked out of one porn party that night for being too "over the top" hahahahahah

05-10-2007, 04:42 AM	#18
RevSand Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Porn Valley Posts: 8,151	I will try to do mine in jace style since he is my new hero with that story... Two years ago AVN awards Lots of drinks Suite after party Few guys from here (some will still not admit it tho but I have the video!) More drinks 450 lb hooker Nacho Cheese, ranch dressing and various other food items Large shower tub Food tossing HUGE mess for the maids the next day __________________ BadBitchesGoodWeed Hire me for all your video shooting needs!! Skype = RevSandx

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Turf Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: ICQ: 64644691 Posts: 1,865	was playing roulette with a few friends and we happened to hit it big a couple of times.. we stopped playing when we where way way way ahead and went to the saphire club for a webmaster party and just happened to have a buttload of fun with a bunch of the strippers there... good times where had by everyone ;) __________________ Daddy Strokes - mature men stroking their meat Mature Gay Movies - mature men fucking everyone! Pleasing Daddy - young girls fucking mature men Looking for submitter accounts for older men niche content (both gay and straight) so hit me up if you run a tube and offer submitter accounts for paysites.

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05-10-2007, 05:52 AM	#22
schneemann Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 749	Here's my crazy Vegas story. Fortune 200 Company (who shall remain nameless) put me up at the Luxor for a consulting gig. I worked my balls off all weekend and flew home without doing ANYTHING cool while I was there. __________________ Deranged World

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05-10-2007, 07:05 AM	#24
royaljelly2 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,034	Well i'm going for my first time next weekend - so hopefully I'll have some wicked stories! lol

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CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,688	Well, I was there with my wife, who made me promise not to gamble !!! I'm walking thru the casino, and I'm like just one dollar ? huh huh ? Just one... Go on... its vegas etc etc... She says NO ! So I do it anyway, and stick a dollar in a slot... Ding Ding Ding !!! $800.00 !!! Hah... (We have since divorced) __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩