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  • avciugroar
    Registered User
    • Jan 2007
    • 7

    #1

    I need to make some fast cash...

    ... and im sure someone has posted about it before, and I didnt see anything. Does anyone have any smart ideas on how to make some quick money? I'm talkin bout 2 grand in less than a week...
    Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
  • mn
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2001
    • 1505

    #2
    call your best friend, tell him you need to borrow $2k for just a few hours. go to the casino, go to the roulette tables, put $2k on black. Collect your winnings, go back to your friend and pay back the $2k you borrowed.

    If it fails go to next friend and borrow $4k, then another one $8k, repeat.

    Easy.

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    • avciugroar
      Registered User
      • Jan 2007
      • 7

      #3
      If I had a friend willing to lend me two thousand, I wouldnt have this problem
      Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

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      • mn
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2001
        • 1505

        #4
        maybe you can ask one of your sponsors for an advanced payment? If you send enough sales to them that shouldn't be any problems I guess.

        or maybe you have some sites to sell?

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        • avciugroar
          Registered User
          • Jan 2007
          • 7

          #5
          Good idea, but I have no sponsors, or any sites to sell.
          Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

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          • mn
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2001
            • 1505

            #6
            hmmm ok so you're not an adult webmaster?

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            • WarChild
              Let slip the dogs of war.
              • Jan 2003
              • 17263

              #7
              Originally posted by avciugroar
              Good idea, but I have no sponsors, or any sites to sell.
              So without any sites or traffic you want to magically make $2000 in a week? Start searching around the base of rainbows for the pot of gold I guess.
              .

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              • avciugroar
                Registered User
                • Jan 2007
                • 7

                #8
                Someone has to have some kind of smart idea... there are many ways to do it... not many that I can think of, one of them would be cook up some crystal meth and sell it, but i'm not getting myself into anything that deep... If anyone else has any GOOD ideas, please post... if not, gfy.
                Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

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                • luv$
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                  • Dec 2004
                  • 6158

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mn
                  hmmm ok so you're not an adult webmaster?
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                  • crockett
                    in a van by the river
                    • May 2003
                    • 76818

                    #10
                    Originally posted by avciugroar
                    Good idea, but I have no sponsors, or any sites to sell.
                    So in other words you are a surfer trying to beg for money.
                    In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                    • crockett
                      in a van by the river
                      • May 2003
                      • 76818

                      #11
                      Originally posted by avciugroar
                      Someone has to have some kind of smart idea... there are many ways to do it... not many that I can think of, one of them would be cook up some crystal meth and sell it, but i'm not getting myself into anything that deep... If anyone else has any GOOD ideas, please post... if not, gfy.
                      Yea you could always go work the corner. $50 bucks a Bj and you only have to suck 40 cocks in two days. Get to work time is a wasting.
                      In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                      • Evil1
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 3893

                        #12
                        learn how to suck cock and hit the streets

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                        • cranki
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                          • Feb 2005
                          • 5162

                          #13

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                          • GooSearch
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                            • Oct 2006
                            • 2538

                            #14
                            go man whore your virgin bootie out.. i am sure someone will take you up on it
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                            • Aquarius
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                              • May 2004
                              • 4754

                              #15
                              Sell a kidney

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                              • Ragging Rhino
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                                • Oct 2006
                                • 221

                                #16
                                Originally posted by crockett
                                Yea you could always go work the corner. $50 bucks a Bj and you only have to suck 40 cocks in two days. Get to work time is a wasting.
                                Or he could do $5 a bj and that will make it 400 to blow..lol
                                It kills me surfers think we make easy ass money.
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                                • bobby666
                                  boots are my religion
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 21765

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by avciugroar
                                  ... and im sure someone has posted about it before, and I didnt see anything. Does anyone have any smart ideas on how to make some quick money? I'm talkin bout 2 grand in less than a week...
                                  i would try the webcamsponsor in my sig

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                                  • dougeetx
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 6163

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by avciugroar
                                    ... and im sure someone has posted about it before, and I didnt see anything. Does anyone have any smart ideas on how to make some quick money? I'm talkin bout 2 grand in less than a week...

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                                    • polish_aristocrat
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 40377

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by bobby666
                                      i would try the webcamsponsor in my sig
                                      he has no sites....
                                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                      • Brad
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2007
                                        • 2510

                                        #20
                                        whore yourself to 100 fat chicks for $20 a pop or even 50 at $40.
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                                        • salesman
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 1534

                                          #21
                                          and what about finding a regular job ? you have nothing to invest and you want to see results ? how many people invested their money and got nothing of it at the end ? and you want easy $2k ? everybody wants that.

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                                          • Ragging Rhino
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Oct 2006
                                            • 221

                                            #22
                                            I have no sites either.
                                            I'm not a surfer either..lol
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                                            • AaronM
                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 46923

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by avciugroar
                                              Good idea, but I have no sponsors, or any sites to sell.
                                              Perhaps you should get a job.

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                                              • g$$$
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2007
                                                • 2807

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by crockett
                                                Yea you could always go work the corner. $50 bucks a Bj and you only have to suck 40 cocks in two days. Get to work time is a wasting.
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                                                • Azoy?
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 2178

                                                  #25
                                                  have you thought of prostituting ?

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                                                  • underadivided
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Apr 2007
                                                    • 5

                                                    #26
                                                    an "easy" $2k? yeah, the only way that is going to happen without sites, content and the brains to convert traffic in any way - you're gonna have to whore yourself.
                                                    we work hard for our money, just some webmasters have done it for so long and so much they make it look good in no time! even then though they still have to keep up with what is new and happening in the field.
                                                    even the big names have to work at it like a full time job...
                                                    simply put: it takes time, there IS NO easy way.
                                                    If your not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space!

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                                                    • avciugroar
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                      • 7

                                                      #27
                                                      ok so maybe I should start makin a few sites. Does anyone have a newbie walkthrough on it?
                                                      Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

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                                                      • dissipate
                                                        The Dirty Frenchman
                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                        • 8904

                                                        #28
                                                        this is the shit that makes gfy worth reading

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                                                        • nikki99
                                                          Supermodel
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 23087

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by WarChild
                                                          Start searching around the base of rainbows for the pot of gold I guess.
                                                          I already this did with no luck
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                                                          • DamageX
                                                            Marketing & Strategy
                                                            • Jun 2001
                                                            • 14293

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Aquarius
                                                            Sell a kidney
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                                                            • Randyyy
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                                                              • Jan 2007
                                                              • 2240

                                                              #31
                                                              avciugroar you are a FUCKING IDIOT.......... fucking leave
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                                                              • ayne468
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 2007
                                                                • 1738

                                                                #32
                                                                ...It will cost you money to start a site....do you have any?

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                                                                • CE_Rashaan
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                                  • 937

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by avciugroar
                                                                  ... and im sure someone has posted about it before, and I didnt see anything. Does anyone have any smart ideas on how to make some quick money? I'm talkin bout 2 grand in less than a week...


                                                                  Dude....look no further. You seem genuinely down on your luck and I feel bad for you. I will loan you the 2K as long as you promise to pay it back....

                                                                  leave your number in this post so we can discuss the details
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                                                                  • avciugroar
                                                                    Registered User
                                                                    • Jan 2007
                                                                    • 7

                                                                    #34
                                                                    instead of poking fun, how bout some fuckin help...I thought this was an information website... I thought forums were for people to gain and share knowledge but I guess not after all the shitty replies ya'll left.

                                                                    everyone has to start somewhere... to those who made fun of the website thing, yall had no knowledge at one point... that's where I'm at now.

                                                                    fuck yall, thanks for nothin.


                                                                    ... and leave my number in the post? so what, everyone has a more personal source to rag on me? lol.
                                                                    Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

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                                                                    • CunningStunt
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                      • 5594

                                                                      #35
                                                                      holy fuck what a dipshit

                                                                      Go to 50 different sperm banks and take the $40 payout. Should be no problem for such an obvious wanker.

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                                                                      • Jman
                                                                        Already an AI veteran
                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                        • 22838

                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • CE_Rashaan
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                                          • 937

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by MatrixRashaan
                                                                          Dude....look no further. You seem genuinely down on your luck and I feel bad for you. I will loan you the 2K as long as you promise to pay it back....

                                                                          leave your number in this post so we can discuss the details
                                                                          Yo what happened...I thought you needed the 2K
                                                                          Always looking for Good New Content

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                                                                          • jimthefiend
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                            • 18889

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Just fucking die.

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                                                                            • Wizzo
                                                                              2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                                                                              • Nov 2000
                                                                              • 15224

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by crockett
                                                                              Yea you could always go work the corner. $50 bucks a Bj and you only have to suck 40 cocks in two days. Get to work time is a wasting.
                                                                              I bet after the 1st 20 or so, might be good enough to get some tips... So maybe it would only take 30-35...
                                                                              Looking for Opportunity!

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                                                                              • Wizzo
                                                                                2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                                                                                • Nov 2000
                                                                                • 15224

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by crockett
                                                                                Yea you could always go work the corner. $50 bucks a Bj and you only have to suck 40 cocks in two days. Get to work time is a wasting.
                                                                                I bet after the 1st 20 or so, might be good enough to get some tips... So maybe it would only take 30-35...
                                                                                Looking for Opportunity!

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                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                  • 46923

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by avciugroar
                                                                                  instead of poking fun, how bout some fuckin help...I thought this was an information website... I thought forums were for people to gain and share knowledge but I guess not after all the shitty replies ya'll left.

                                                                                  everyone has to start somewhere... to those who made fun of the website thing, yall had no knowledge at one point... that's where I'm at now.

                                                                                  fuck yall, thanks for nothin.


                                                                                  ... and leave my number in the post? so what, everyone has a more personal source to rag on me? lol.


                                                                                  What a fucking cry baby.

                                                                                  You come to an adult forum with your hand stretched WAY the fuck out and ask people how you can make 2 grand in less than a week?

                                                                                  WTF makes you think ANYBODY here is going to do that? More importantly..based on the fact that you have NOTHING to offer...How do you expect to be able to implement any suggestions give to you?

                                                                                  Here's a suggestion.....Why don't you GoFuckYourself.

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                                                                                  • rapmaster
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jan 2007
                                                                                    • 1576

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Just start a site... everyone knows if you do that you'll magically be making like $1000 a day.... but that's just for beginners.
                                                                                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SIG_Sauer_P226

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                                                                                    • rapmaster
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                                                      • 1576

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      why don't you get a credit card if it's an emergency??
                                                                                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SIG_Sauer_P226

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                                                                                      • mikah9
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                                        • 290

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by avciugroar
                                                                                        ... and im sure someone has posted about it before, and I didnt see anything. Does anyone have any smart ideas on how to make some quick money? I'm talkin bout 2 grand in less than a week...
                                                                                        go home and get your fuckin shinebox

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                                                                                        • Pimpcash Mickie
                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                                                          • 40

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Do porn

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                                                                                          • Pimpcash Mickie
                                                                                            Registered User
                                                                                            • Apr 2007
                                                                                            • 40

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                            What a fucking cry baby.

                                                                                            You come to an adult forum with your hand stretched WAY the fuck out and ask people how you can make 2 grand in less than a week?

                                                                                            WTF makes you think ANYBODY here is going to do that? More importantly..based on the fact that you have NOTHING to offer...How do you expect to be able to implement any suggestions give to you?

                                                                                            Here's a suggestion.....Why don't you GoFuckYourself.
                                                                                            Bravo!!! Very well put!!!

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                                                                                            • Axzar
                                                                                              Random Jackass
                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                              • 1837

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Paul Makham seems to be a reasonable guy. Maybe he can help you buy a domain and hosting a throw up a page with magic links!

                                                                                              I would ask him if I was you.

                                                                                              You could make the earnings you need in a jiffy!

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                                                                                              • SomeCreep
                                                                                                :glugglug
                                                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                                                • 26118

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by avciugroar
                                                                                                ... and im sure someone has posted about it before, and I didnt see anything. Does anyone have any smart ideas on how to make some quick money? I'm talkin bout 2 grand in less than a week...
                                                                                                I've heard there is big money in Cocaine. Fast cash too.

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                                                                                                • MarkMan
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                  • 1370

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  lets make it clear , its not easy .. this biz is not whats it used to be and even back in the day .. you couldn't make 2k in 2 days without having an infrastructure build

                                                                                                  even if you know someone in Google or MSN and gets a web page on top positions and make 2k in sponsor cash.. it will take far longer to get paid!

                                                                                                  so forget it, you will not make 2k in 2 days in the next 2 days.

                                                                                                  but if you would like to be in this business.. then you can start in it for less then $40 a year and maybe if you work hard very hard .. you can make 1k the first month and grow your income each month.

                                                                                                  thats a huge return .. if you are willing to work hard at it.. but its still not free money and its not 2k in 2 days.. or anything close to that.


                                                                                                  actually you can start in this biz for free.. but still the work is going to have to be very focused!

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                                                                                                  • Axzar
                                                                                                    Random Jackass
                                                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                                                    • 1837

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Also, try hustling some billiards. If you are not too good, you can find a girl who is good, you can be the setup for her.

                                                                                                    You do need to win! Like anything billiards runs in streaks, win 3 and head to the next place.


                                                                                                    or

                                                                                                    Go get "Your Name" tattooed on your penis!

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