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StickyGreen · 05-07-2007, 11:15 PM

It's got white dots on it or something. Pic is shitty quality, my camera sucks.

I better go buy some of those bug spray bombs if these lil fuckers are crawling around here lol...

Pleasurepays · 05-07-2007, 11:47 PM

they are called Night Killers. in spite of the name, they are not lethal to humans and there are no records of any human dying from a Night Killer bite, so you can rest easy. the bites themselves however are extremely painful and always result in the temporary paralysis of the left 1/2 of the victems body, which rarely last more than 4-6 months. usually they bite people in their sleep as they are attracted to body heat and a humans pulse and react defensively to any sudden movement.

they are also very pretty.

StickyGreen · 05-07-2007, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

they are called Night Killers. in spite of the name, they are not lethal to humans and there are no records of any human dying from a Night Killer bite, so you can rest easy. the bites themselves however are extremely painful and always result in the temporary paralysis of the left 1/2 of the victems body, which rarely last more than 4-6 months. usually they bite people in their sleep as they are attracted to body heat and a humans pulse and react defensively to any sudden movement.

they are also very pretty.

lol holy shit. Well I killed him.

edit: Now that sounds kinda made up, I cant find anything searching for "night killer spider" lol...

ayne468 · 05-07-2007, 11:51 PM

sounds kinda nasty

JamesK2 · 05-07-2007, 11:51 PM

The Tree-dwelling Funnel-web Spideris the most dangerous spider in Australia, and among the most dangerous spiders in the world.They are found from northern New South Wales to southern Queensland, usually in heavily timbered areas which are rarely entered by man. Interestingly, not all creatures are affected by the poison. For example, a rabbit can be injected with a large quantity of Funnel-web spider venom without ill effect. A small dose can be lethal to humans. The male of this spider is five times more dangerous than the female.

RUNNN!!!!

Pleasurepays · 05-07-2007, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

lol holy shit. Well I killed him.

unfortuneately, they live in packs of 1500-4000. where there is one, there is often 1000s more. once you are infested, there is really no getting rid of them. you just have to learn to live with them and treat them with respect. also, they are very vindictive... be ready for retribution. they hunt in packs and are ambush predators. they'll probably forget about what you did after a few months, but it would be wise to just be very careful and lay low for a while.

StickyGreen · 05-07-2007, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

unfortuneately, they live in packs of 1500-4000. where there is one, there is often 1000s more. once you are infested, there is really no getting rid of them. you just have to learn to live with them and treat them with respect. also, they are very vindictive... be ready for retribution. they hunt in packs and are ambush predators. they'll probably forget about it and what you did after a few months, but it would be wise to just be very careful and lay low for a while.

Deej · 05-07-2007, 11:54 PM

it looks like a common jumping spider...... if it scurrys away as you point your finger at it... or if you see it jump....those are good signs...

I am not a doctor... but take my word for it

StickyGreen · 05-07-2007, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

it looks like a common jumping spider...... if it scurrys away as you point your finger at it... or if you see it jump....those are good signs...

I am not a doctor... but take my word for it

Yea I was fucking with it for a minute and any time my hand got close to it, it would scurry around a lil bit...

Pleasurepays · 05-07-2007, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

Yea I was fucking with it for a minute and any time my hand got close to it, it would scurry around a lil bit...

being clever predators, they employ a wide variety of tactics to test any living threat or potential predator and its capabilities. as you can see, you are already falling for one of the Night Killers oldest tricks and you began underestimating the enemy right out of the gate.

Dude... seriously. dont let your guard down. you're in a bad spot.

really hate to see this happen to people

SPACE GLIDER · 05-08-2007, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

they are called Night Killers. in spite of the name, they are not lethal to humans and there are no records of any human dying from a Night Killer bite, so you can rest easy. the bites themselves however are extremely painful and always result in the temporary paralysis of the left 1/2 of the victems body, which rarely last more than 4-6 months. usually they bite people in their sleep as they are attracted to body heat and a humans pulse and react defensively to any sudden movement.

they are also very pretty.

Heck, that sounds bad enough. It may as well BE a killer

jacked · 05-08-2007, 12:04 AM

http://creatures.ifas.ufl.edu/misc/regal_spider01.htm

look like the regal jumping spider

or this one

http://www.greglasley.net/boldjumpingspider.html

the bold jumping spider

dam things are creepy atleast you caught it before it caught you lol

k0nr4d · 05-08-2007, 12:35 AM

That looks pretty fucking big. I recommend using bear mace or a shotgun.

D · 05-08-2007, 01:16 AM

Spiders are good luck... they keep other insects at bay.

Next time, don't kill it, just capture it with a glass and piece of paper, and release it in a rose bush outside or some shit.

Assuming you don't have kids, spray your shit down yearly with some sort of 'barrier defense' insecticide, and you won't have to worry about those things coming inside.

jdc · 05-08-2007, 01:24 AM

how big was that? what's the name of that spidy again?

g$$$ · 05-08-2007, 01:35 AM

good protein..eat that spider

King Adam · 05-08-2007, 01:42 AM

I don't really like bugs all that much. But I guess spiders aren't so bad, they're just some scary looking mofo's.

d-null · 05-08-2007, 01:48 AM

you shouldn't have killed it, they are pretty intelligent in their own way, and would do it's best to move away to safety if you threatened it

I had the exact spider in my room just the other day, it did creep me out as it was large like that and a little furry with the white spot on its butt and white spots on its oversized front legs

I took a long broom and the spider moved away from it while keeping its eyes on it as I coaxed it down the wall, onto the carpet, and then across the carpet to the doorway and outside......

They are a type of jumping spider, and would only bite if you squashed into it out of self preservation.... but the reality is that all spiders can bite, just some are worse than others.

MrChips · 05-08-2007, 01:58 AM

Its MSNBot.

Scott McD · 05-08-2007, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by jetjet

I took a long broom and the spider moved away from it while keeping its eyes on it as I coaxed it down the wall, onto the carpet, and then across the carpet to the doorway and outside......

Only for it to come back inside again

I hate spiders...

ukxtra · 05-08-2007, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

That looks pretty fucking big. I recommend using bear mace or a shotgun.

So nothing TOO extreme then?

timberlands · 05-08-2007, 06:06 AM

just don't get bit by a Brown Recluse...

This victim saw the spider on her foot as she got out of the shower. She eventually had to have her leg amputated below the knee. Bathtubs and showers are common locations for these spiders because they get trapped within the smooth surfaces

SPACE GLIDER · 05-08-2007, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by timberlands

just don't get bit by a Brown Recluse...

This victim saw the spider on her foot as she got out of the shower. She eventually had to have her leg amputated below the knee. Bathtubs and showers are common locations for these spiders because they get trapped within the smooth surfaces

I was eating pizza!

rapmaster · 05-08-2007, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by timberlands

just don't get bit by a Brown Recluse...

This victim saw the spider on her foot as she got out of the shower. She eventually had to have her leg amputated below the knee. Bathtubs and showers are common locations for these spiders because they get trapped within the smooth surfaces

they inject massive amounts of powerful enzymes that just melt the fucking skin away

Slick · 05-08-2007, 08:19 PM

Threads like this make me happy to be waaaay up in Upper Michigan where we don't have shit like that. The only bad thing we get up here is snow and at least it won't poison ya, ha ha ha.

BusterBunny · 05-08-2007, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by timberlands

seeric · 05-08-2007, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

unfortuneately, they live in packs of 1500-4000. where there is one, there is often 1000s more. once you are infested, there is really no getting rid of them. you just have to learn to live with them and treat them with respect. also, they are very vindictive... be ready for retribution. they hunt in packs and are ambush predators. they'll probably forget about what you did after a few months, but it would be wise to just be very careful and lay low for a while.

hahahaha you're fuckin killing me.

05-07-2007, 11:15 PM	#1
StickyGreen . Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 13,076	Anyone know what kind of spider this is? [pic] It's got white dots on it or something. Pic is shitty quality, my camera sucks. I better go buy some of those bug spray bombs if these lil fuckers are crawling around here lol... __________________ Refer Cam Girls and Take Home 10% of Everything They Make For Life

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JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	The Tree-dwelling Funnel-web Spideris the most dangerous spider in Australia, and among the most dangerous spiders in the world.They are found from northern New South Wales to southern Queensland, usually in heavily timbered areas which are rarely entered by man. Interestingly, not all creatures are affected by the poison. For example, a rabbit can be injected with a large quantity of Funnel-web spider venom without ill effect. A small dose can be lethal to humans. The male of this spider is five times more dangerous than the female. RUNNN!!!! __________________

05-07-2007, 11:54 PM	#8
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	it looks like a common jumping spider...... if it scurrys away as you point your finger at it... or if you see it jump....those are good signs... I am not a doctor... but take my word for it __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

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jacked sperm tail Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: nj Posts: 11,019	http://creatures.ifas.ufl.edu/misc/regal_spider01.htm look like the regal jumping spider or this one http://www.greglasley.net/boldjumpingspider.html the bold jumping spider dam things are creepy atleast you caught it before it caught you lol __________________ Got Cam Models? icq: 361-607-616

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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	they are called Night Killers. in spite of the name, they are not lethal to humans and there are no records of any human dying from a Night Killer bite, so you can rest easy. the bites themselves however are extremely painful and always result in the temporary paralysis of the left 1/2 of the victems body, which rarely last more than 4-6 months. usually they bite people in their sleep as they are attracted to body heat and a humans pulse and react defensively to any sudden movement. they are also very pretty.

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D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	Spiders are good luck... they keep other insects at bay. Next time, don't kill it, just capture it with a glass and piece of paper, and release it in a rose bush outside or some shit. Assuming you don't have kids, spray your shit down yearly with some sort of 'barrier defense' insecticide, and you won't have to worry about those things coming inside. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

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jdc Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 765	how big was that? what's the name of that spidy again?

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d-null . . . Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 13,724	you shouldn't have killed it, they are pretty intelligent in their own way, and would do it's best to move away to safety if you threatened it I had the exact spider in my room just the other day, it did creep me out as it was large like that and a little furry with the white spot on its butt and white spots on its oversized front legs I took a long broom and the spider moved away from it while keeping its eyes on it as I coaxed it down the wall, onto the carpet, and then across the carpet to the doorway and outside...... They are a type of jumping spider, and would only bite if you squashed into it out of self preservation.... but the reality is that all spiders can bite, just some are worse than others.

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MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	Its MSNBot.

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timberlands Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 504	just don't get bit by a Brown Recluse... This victim saw the spider on her foot as she got out of the shower. She eventually had to have her leg amputated below the knee. Bathtubs and showers are common locations for these spiders because they get trapped within the smooth surfaces __________________ Promote 3dgirlz.com - The Ultimate Sex Game Software! 3DGirlzCash: ICQ 431832000 http://www.wickedworks.us Best.Damn.Web.Design Last edited by timberlands; 05-08-2007 at 06:08 AM..

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Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Threads like this make me happy to be waaaay up in Upper Michigan where we don't have shit like that. The only bad thing we get up here is snow and at least it won't poison ya, ha ha ha.