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  • SxDx
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    • Mar 2006
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    #1

    What's your favorite Seinfeld episode???

    My top 3:

    The Marine Biologist -
    Kramer takes up golfing by the ocean, and ultimately ends up fine-tuning his accuracy. While George's (a.k.a. Art Vandalay) wish was to be an architect, he is cast as a marine biologist and must play the part when a beached whale needs help. In typical Seinfeldian fashion, the final twist leaves you gasping for air... a hole in one indeed.

    The Contest -
    AKA: The Master of Your Domain episode. Upon being caught gratifying himself by his mother, George decides to cease these practices and enters a contest with his friends. As expected, the contest becomes more challenging as each one is confronted with a rather tempting situation, making it more difficult to remain master of their domain. Undoubtedly, one of the most talked about episodes ever.

    The Hamptons -
    Everyone makes a trip to the Hamptons to "see the baby" and enjoy the weekend. George's girlfriend goes topless and everyone sees her chest before he does. "The baby" is the most hideous thing they've ever seen. Elaine is confused when a handsome doctor refers to her as "breathtaking" - the same term he later uses to describe the baby. Kramer finds a filled lobster trap. Jerry's girlfriend sees George naked, after he's just gotten out of the pool, so something isn't as it should be. Shrinkage!!

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  • WebTitan
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    #2
    The Marine Biologist would have to rate at the top end of my list too

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    • ADL Josh
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      #3
      ohh man, there's too many to list..great show!!
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      • SxDx
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        #4
        Originally posted by WebTitan
        The Marine Biologist would have to rate at the top end of my list too
        the end is priceless when george pulls out the golf ball

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        • Ramos2
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          #5
          Man Hands
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          • SxDx
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            #6
            Originally posted by Ramos
            Man Hands
            hahaha...a good one too.

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            • ADL Colin
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              • Feb 2001
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              #7
              Originally posted by SxDx

              The Contest -
              AKA: The Master of Your Domain episode. Upon being caught gratifying himself by his mother, George decides to cease these practices and enters a contest with his friends. As expected, the contest becomes more challenging as each one is confronted with a rather tempting situation, making it more difficult to remain master of their domain. Undoubtedly, one of the most talked about episodes ever.
              actually the first episode I ever saw and still my favorite.


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              • SteveLightspeed
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                • Jul 2001
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                #8
                The Opposite

                George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents' house.

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyCQu29Vutw
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                • SxDx
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                  The Opposite

                  George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents' house.

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyCQu29Vutw
                  hahaha....another classic.

                  to be perfectly honest, i never watched the show much until it started airing in syndication, but i think i've seen just about every episode at least twice now. great characters and great writing.

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                  • gornyhuy
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                    • May 2002
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                    #10
                    yeah, opposite is way up there.

                    The elaine dance episode is classic too.

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                    so many.

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                    • WebairGerard
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                      #11
                      OMG so many great ones. The Hamptons one is so funny.

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                      • SxDx
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                        #12
                        surprised that no one has mentioned The Puffy Shirt episode. I figured I was gonna catch hell for leaving it out of my top 3!

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                        • Snake Doctor
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                          #13
                          No Soup For You!!!
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                          • DaveMsM
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                            The Opposite

                            George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents' house.

                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyCQu29Vutw
                            Thats a good one...

                            I love the reverse one... ( the indian weding )

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                            • Humpy Leftnut
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                              #15
                              The haircut episode
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                              • Lia19
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                                #16
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                                • royaljelly2
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                                  • May 2007
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                                  #17
                                  The Contest is definately a funny one!!
                                  The reveresed one...yeah I remember - that was funny.
                                  I've seen each episode so many times but now I'm stumped LOL

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                                  • Mrs. Lenny2
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                                    #18
                                    It hasn't been mentioned yet, but I like the "Junior Mint" episode.

                                    Jerry cannot remember his new girlfriend's name (it rhymes with a female body part) AND, after being invited to watch a doctor perform surgery, Kramer insists that Jerry eat a Junior Mint, and after fighting over it, Jerry accidentally knocks it into the open wound of the guy on the operating table.
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                                    • CyberHustler
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                                      #19
                                      The one about shrinkage...
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                                      • TheJimmy
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                        yeah, opposite is way up there.

                                        The elaine dance episode is classic too.

                                        soup nazi...

                                        so many.
                                        hell yes, I was going to mention those two...

                                        clearly too many to list all the good ones or even classic ones -- at least a dozen or 2
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                                        • CE Adam
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                                          #21
                                          Manhands w the Bizzaros is the best

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                                          • ThePornPusher
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                                            #22
                                            How about the "Frogger" episode... That one was great...
                                            heres a clip of it
                                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL-un...elated&search=

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                                            • Chio
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                                              #23
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                                              • Drake
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                The Opposite

                                                George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents' house.

                                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyCQu29Vutw
                                                hahaha Constanza rules

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                                                • Nismo
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                                                  #25
                                                  "the sea was angry that day my friends...like an old man trying to return soup at a deli"
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                                                  • Nismo
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                                                    #26
                                                    Lets not foget "Festivus" episode or "the Bro" episode where george's father makes a man-bra.
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                                                    • j85635
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by SxDx
                                                      the end is priceless when george pulls out the golf ball

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                                                      • jprole
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                                                        #28
                                                        The Car Dealership episode.

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                                                        • Spunky
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                                                          #29
                                                          I liked the Elaine Christmas card one

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                                                            #30
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                                                            • Ycaza
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                                                              #31
                                                              The festivus episode, because the airing of grievances was just like my house at christmas
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                                                              • Horny Dude
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                                                                #32
                                                                I love the one where George gets that busboy fired then tries to go over and apologize to him with Kramer. They let that cat out....HAHAHA!! Love that one. Most of the early ones are the best.

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                                                                • Swish
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by SxDx
                                                                  the end is priceless when george pulls out the golf ball
                                                                  Originally posted by George
                                                                  The seas was angry that day my friends... like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli.


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                                                                  • Axeman
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    My top 3 would be:

                                                                    Marine Biologist
                                                                    The Opposite
                                                                    The Contest

                                                                    Honorable mention would be the episode where George stops having sex and becomes a genius while Elaine tries the same thing and becomes retarded!
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                                                                    • wyldworx
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      marine biologist for sure would be my top, as george was what i would call the shows fulcrum. You could trust that george would fluke it no matter the obstacle.
                                                                      the "tight jeans" episode had me throw up from laughing so hard, sheer brilliance... i am feeling it now.....
                                                                      and of course, the gym teacher with cantstandya....lol

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                                                                      • Sick Bastard
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        The one where Kramer goes off on the black dudes in the audience was pretty funny.
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                                                                        • Tom_PM
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Marine Bilogist was a great one. Lots of storylines. Wasn't the B story where Jerry refuses to race? lol

                                                                          Have to mention the scene where George is being fired for having sex on his desk with the cleaning lady and he says "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because if anyone had told me that was frowned upon....." lmao funny stuff.

                                                                          And another scene where Kramer wants the old mans record collection and George is caught with the foreign maid rubbing oil all over his head, lol.
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                                                                          • bDok
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                            The Opposite

                                                                            George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents' house.

                                                                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyCQu29Vutw
                                                                            that's a great one.
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                                                                            • amandaspost
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              So many great ones! The Hamptons one is funny.
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                                                                              • SxDx
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                wow...this got bumped from over a month ago

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                                                                                • potter
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I HATE the soup episode. Every single time like no other it makes me crave some really good soup.

                                                                                  Last time it was on I ended up grabbing a recipe online, went to the store, and made some homemade chicken noodle. $35 for fuckin soup, but it lasted me the gf and rommate for a month.

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                                                                                  • Nismo
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I love the one where george and jerry go over to george's gf's parents apartment and her whole family is there and the ups guy drops off a package for the gf's dad (the remains from the cabin fire) and reads one of the letters which happens to be from john cheaver. the letter mention a gay sexual affair with her father. the whole family is stunned and quiet, so george and jerry, out of nowhere, go "well, we really should be going" and "time, time is what he is indicating" as jerry points to his watch.

                                                                                    that shit had me rolling for hours.
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                                                                                    • Jasun-D24
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      The one where they park in the handicapped space.
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                                                                                      • BuggyG
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I always say this " These pretzels.. are making me thirsty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                                                                                        oh and I like the one where Elaine is getting advice from Kramer who is takign karate. Then finds out it's just kids. Luv the ending. yeah we going for ice cream.. lets just take this shortcut.. and then he gets jumped by the class
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                                                                                        • Drake
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by wyldworx
                                                                                          and of course, the gym teacher with cantstandya....lol
                                                                                          Him and his little baked bean teeth lol

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                                                                                          • SilentKnight
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Favorite episode - the one where the entire cast dies in a horrible flaming car wreck.

                                                                                            Is it out there on DVD...or just wishful thinkin' on my part?

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                                                                                            • Jimmy Rock
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              The last one, cause that meant it was going off the air
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                                                                                              • Fap
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by SxDx
                                                                                                the end is priceless when george pulls out the golf ball

                                                                                                Kramer hitting the golf balls into the ocean

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                                                                                                • Rochard
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Festivus is my favorite!
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