wine people, had cisco before?

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  • fris
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Aug 2002
    • 55679

    #1

    wine people, had cisco before?

    i was reading an rant on cisco wine.

    Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum.
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  • Jace
    FBOP Class Of 2013
    • Jan 2004
    • 35562

    #2
    HAHA

    dude, cisco is NOT wine...it may be classified as that, but it is no where close

    we used to drink that shit in high school like kool aid, never had any of the effects you are reading about though

    it is comparable to Boones Farm or Mad Dog

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    • aico
      Moo Moo Cow
      • Mar 2004
      • 14748

      #3
      I drank Cisco when I was in Highschool, I graduated in 1989.
      It's just alcohol, it has no magical powers other than tasting like fucking shit. So unless they changed it, I find that rant to be complete bullshit.

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      • fris
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Aug 2002
        • 55679

        #4
        found it via www.bumwines.com
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        • aico
          Moo Moo Cow
          • Mar 2004
          • 14748

          #5
          I was always under the impression it was everclear with fruit juice, not wine. But who knows, I was in highschool.

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          • GAMEFINEST
            Make STACK$
            • Nov 2006
            • 14478

            #6
            cisco baby...
            Compound interest.

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            • Pornwolf
              Drunk and Unruly
              • Jan 2002
              • 22712

              #7
              Originally posted by Jace;
              HAHA

              dude, cisco is NOT wine...it may be classified as that, but it is no where close

              we used to drink that shit in high school like kool aid, never had any of the effects you are reading about though

              it is comparable to Boones Farm or Mad Dog
              Me too. But, I will say it is much stronger than Boones Farm or Mad Dog 20/20.

              It's like the syrupy concentrated version of Mad Dog.
              I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

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              • Jace
                FBOP Class Of 2013
                • Jan 2004
                • 35562

                #8
                Originally posted by Fris
                found it via www.bumwines.com
                that is a domain parked page

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                • Jace
                  FBOP Class Of 2013
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 35562

                  #9
                  ah, www.bumwine.com

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                  • Brujah
                    Beer Money Baron
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 22157

                    #10
                    Ahhh, good ole Mogen David

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                    • BobG
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 4274

                      #11
                      oh the nostalgia. My first experience with Cisco was watching a bum get kicked out of a doughnut shop for being all Cisco'd up and acting stupid. Use to drink them as kind of a badge of tolerence in high school. They're fucking nasty yes and no Boone's and Maddog don't par up except for the fact that they are all intended for harcore alcoholics and bums. The rant is a little exaggerated but not entirely. A friend of mine did lock himself in my laundry room, passed out and shit his pants after drinking 2 of them. Two even for hardy drinkers will do the trick. You should try a couple of them and post what you think ;) Most I've ever known someone to drink was 4. Any more than that you're asking for a trip to the ER or jail.

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                      • v4 media
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 2934

                        #12
                        Never tried it, don't think you could get it in England in the 80's but THUNDERBIRD... That stuff was dangerous.

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                        • BigCashCrew
                          Registered User
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 3570

                          #13
                          Originally posted by aico
                          It's just alcohol, it has no magical powers other than tasting like fucking shit.
                          I cracked up when I read that line.

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