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Old 05-03-2007, 01:45 PM   #1
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So guys, how do you handle it? (No virgins need reply)
What do you do when you go down on a chick and find a little clingon wedged up there?

Do you say something or just stop?
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Old 05-03-2007, 01:46 PM   #2
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Old 05-03-2007, 01:48 PM   #3
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never had that problem..funny visual though.
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Old 05-03-2007, 01:48 PM   #4
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Old 05-03-2007, 01:49 PM   #5
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punch her in the face and get out of there!
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Old 05-03-2007, 01:49 PM   #6
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Thanks for the visual, I'm never eating pussy again! LOL
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Old 05-03-2007, 01:53 PM   #7
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never had that problem..funny visual though.
Like I said, virgins need not reply.
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Old 05-03-2007, 01:55 PM   #8
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Thanks for the visual, I'm never eating pussy again! LOL
oh please, you mean to tell me you have never seen a little piece of TP caught in a fold somewhere?

Do you eat pussy with your eyes closed or something?
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Old 05-03-2007, 01:56 PM   #9
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Reminds me of:

You stick your finger up a chicks ass and can feel the head of a brown turtle.... what do you do?
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Old 05-03-2007, 02:23 PM   #10
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You stick your finger up a chicks ass and can feel the head of a brown turtle.... what do you do?
Aslong as the turtle doesn't bite your finger...its all good..
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Old 05-03-2007, 02:25 PM   #11
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Aslong as the turtle doesn't bite your finger...its all good..
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Old 05-03-2007, 02:25 PM   #12
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oh please, you mean to tell me you have never seen a little piece of TP caught in a fold somewhere?

Do you eat pussy with your eyes closed or something?
I only eat freshly washed pussy, I'm not so much into the pee/sweat smell..
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Old 05-03-2007, 02:29 PM   #13
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Old 05-03-2007, 02:32 PM   #14
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remove obstacle... and back to work
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Old 05-03-2007, 03:39 PM   #15
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Old 05-03-2007, 03:42 PM   #16
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I wash my food before I eat it. It's just plain nasty to go down on a girl who hasn't taken a shower first.
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Old 05-03-2007, 03:49 PM   #17
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remove obstacle... and back to work
lol... same here..
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Old 05-03-2007, 03:53 PM   #18
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Old 05-03-2007, 04:06 PM   #19
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Depends.

If it's a romantic evening, I'll usually take my time coming back up, and then whisper in her ear, suggesting we take a shower together.

If it's a quickie, I'll quickly excuse myself, step in the bathroom and grab a baby wipe (working in adult has spoiled me into always keeping those stocked), come back in, and take care of things real quick myself. She might have a flutter of embarrassment - but I make sure that quickly fades right after I'm done.

Not that it happens a whole hell of a lot - but it does happen.
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Old 05-03-2007, 04:07 PM   #20
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Old 05-03-2007, 04:08 PM   #21
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I only eat freshly washed pussy, I'm not so much into the pee/sweat smell..
no spontaneous sex for you I guess
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Old 05-03-2007, 04:11 PM   #22
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no spontaneous sex for you I guess
You can't have sex without eating a girl out? That's news to me.
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Old 05-03-2007, 04:12 PM   #23
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If she happily puts up with spitting out my loose pubes, I don't mind thhpyew-ing the odd klinger.

Or work around it.

A real man would zero in on the clit anyway and go to town, and leave the tp alone if it's that bothersome




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Old 05-03-2007, 04:15 PM   #25
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remove it and move on. if the sex wasnt good i usually comment with "just to give you a tip, i was down town and found some stuff tucked aways..." otherwise i keep my trap shut
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Old 05-03-2007, 04:17 PM   #26
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punch her in the face and get out of there!
This plan is fail proof!!

But I'm with the guy about not eating vag without a shower, that's sounds like the safest route.
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Old 05-03-2007, 04:18 PM   #27
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You can't have sex without eating a girl out? That's news to me.
unless we are somewhere that makes it impossible . . . back of the courthouse or something, I like to grab a snack.
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oh please, you mean to tell me you have never seen a little piece of TP caught in a fold somewhere?

Do you eat pussy with your eyes closed or something?
I've never seen it going down on a chick, but most of the chicks I do are lifestyle chicks and most of the people in the lifestyle think of those little things... courtesy you know. I actually saw the "clingons" more often on our models... I'd politely pull them aside and ask them to go wipe themselves in the bathroom and give them a box of wet wipes.
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If she happily puts up with spitting out my loose pubes, I don't mind thhpyew-ing the odd klinger.

Or work around it.

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make a joke...tell her she owes u some extra cash for helping her clean up
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