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Libertine · 08-20-2002, 07:03 PM

Ugh... so far I've been giving it my best for 5 months, and all I've gotten are cyberkisses and talk about marriage. Annoying christian-type no-sex-before-marriage drugs-are-bad booze-is-bad you'll-have-to-quit-smoking-if-you-wanna-get-married chicks.

playa · 08-20-2002, 07:07 PM

LOL,, cybersex
buddy don't get high of your own supply

Libertine · 08-20-2002, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by pornopete
umm cybersex? Ya get a real women. Or if you want for $3.99 / minute I can hook you up with all the cybersex you want from a woman that'll make you howl.

I have a real woman. I just wanna see how long it takes before you get a young wholesome virgin christian chick to abandon all her morals.

Sly_RJ · 08-20-2002, 07:09 PM

Send the BangBus her way.

mrthumbs · 08-20-2002, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld
Ugh... so far I've been giving it my best for 5 months, and all I've gotten are cyberkisses and talk about marriage. Annoying christian-type no-sex-before-marriage drugs-are-bad booze-is-bad you'll-have-to-quit-smoking-if-you-wanna-get-married chicks.

You've spend five month on that?!

Disturbing..

Why?!

Libertine · 08-20-2002, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs

You've spend five month on that?!

Disturbing..

Why?!

Obviously, you have yet to experience the vast amounts of entertainment it brings when a girl who believes having oral sex will cause you to fry in hell for all eternity starts talking marriage plans with someone she knows is a pornographer.

jimmy3way · 08-20-2002, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by pornopete
Obviously you don't realive the fun a transvestite has in duping a pornographer to think that he is a young wholesome christian girl with perky little titties.

Shit I was going to type exactly that.

mrthumbs · 08-20-2002, 07:28 PM

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Libertine · 08-20-2002, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by pornopete

Obviously you don't realive the fun a transvestite has in duping a pornographer to think that he is a young wholesome christian girl with perky little titties.

Good point, but obviously you haven't seen her whole photo album yet. (and, even if she was a transvestite, it still wouldn't hurt the fun I'm having with this)

Libertine · 08-20-2002, 07:29 PM

And, as a sidenote: those are everything but perky, or little, for that matter.

jimmy3way · 08-20-2002, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld
Good point, but obviously you haven't seen her whole photo album yet. (and, even if she was a transvestite, it still wouldn't hurt the fun I'm having with this)

If you're such a cyber satan tempting this young girl you WILL post pics for all of us to see.

Then you might get your props.

Libertine · 08-20-2002, 07:40 PM

Still a bit in doubt about the transvestite thing...any opinions?

jimmy3way · 08-20-2002, 07:45 PM

So she's a fattie who lives in an attic?

jimmyf · 08-20-2002, 07:45 PM

Shit being with the same woman in real life is a long time and you been trying for cyber sex for 6 months... What the fuck?

Libertine · 08-20-2002, 07:52 PM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way
So she's a fattie who lives in an attic?

Basically, yes.

mrthumbs · 08-20-2002, 07:52 PM

Keeps getting Funnier...

Is she perhaps named Liz and trying to pull a quick $2k
out of you for some 'christian event' ????

Libertine · 08-20-2002, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by jimmyf
Shit being with the same woman in real life is a long time and you been trying for cyber sex for 6 months... What the fuck?

???
Why is being with the same woman in real life a long time?
More specifically, what does that mean??

mrthumbs · 08-20-2002, 08:05 PM

Am i the only one noticing this...?!

Libertine · 08-20-2002, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
Am i the only one noticing this...?!

Libertine · 08-20-2002, 08:17 PM

But, back to the topic at hand:
Does anyone know of any good ways to turn young wholesome christian girls into wanton cybersluts?

I hereby promise to post any and all nude pictures acquired through methods provided by members of this board right here on GFY.

Brad Mitchell · 08-20-2002, 08:31 PM

All you have to do is give the girl a computer. Catholic girls are horny as hell.

Libertine · 08-20-2002, 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by SinEmpire
All you have to do is give the girl a computer. Catholic girls are horny as hell.

She's a christian, not a catholic. At least, that's what she says. She doesn't yet seem to comprehend the fact that catholics are in fact also christians.

Dildozer · 08-20-2002, 08:36 PM

GHB works well

Libertine · 08-20-2002, 08:38 PM

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Originally posted by Dildozer
GHB works well

For cybersex?

pauly · 08-20-2002, 08:38 PM

Hah, you wasted 5 months on a fat chick, a fat chick that doesn't even put out.

Libertine · 08-20-2002, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by pauly
Hah, you wasted 5 months on a fat chick, a fat chick that doesn't even put out.

She will, eventually. I'm just afraid I'd have to marry her first, which would most likely upset my girlfriend into shooting or castrating me.

pauly · 08-20-2002, 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld
She will, eventually. I'm just afraid I'd have to marry her first, which would most likely upset my girlfriend into shooting or castrating me.

If your cyber-cheating on your girlfriend with _that_. I'd hate to see what your real life girlfriend looks like

Libertine · 08-20-2002, 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by pauly

If your cyber-cheating on your girlfriend with _that_. I'd hate to see what your real life girlfriend looks like

My real girlfriend is a beautiful underage brunette with a natural F-cup with whom I hope to spend the rest of my life

This isn't for sex, it's for cybersex. You know, sitting behind your computer, typing weird shit and laughing your ass off.

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