Great Comeback Line ... {urban myth} - GoFuckYourself.com

CuriousToyBoy · 04-30-2007, 10:05 PM

Could be an urban legend, and is most probably bullshit, but worth the read ....

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

It is a portion of an old Australian ABC television interview between a female broadcaster and General Peter Cosgrove (ex head of the Australian Defence Forces, and now all round nice guy doing lots of non-Army crap) who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters (he was still the Army boss at this time).

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, butyou're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

Big_Red · 04-30-2007, 10:29 PM

haha nice.....gotta remember that one.

soulbleed · 04-30-2007, 11:17 PM

ive heard that before but with different people. so dunno if its true or not.

D · 04-30-2007, 11:32 PM

hehehe... yeah - fiction or not - that one's worth committing to memory.

CuriousToyBoy · 05-01-2007, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soulbleed

ive heard that before but with different people. so dunno if its true or not.

Like I said, be an urban myth almost for sure.

SilentKnight · 05-01-2007, 10:50 PM

My favorite comeback:

(woman to parking enforcement officer who just wrote her a ticket)

"I guess you're happy now that you've made your quote for the day, huh?"

Officer: "No ma'am...we don't have quotas. The boss lets us write as many tickets as we can."

Fap · 05-01-2007, 10:54 PM

bwhahahah that is awesome

CDSmith · 05-01-2007, 11:00 PM

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George: "Oh yeah? Well the jerkstore called, they're running outta YOU"

Co-worker: "What's the difference? You're their alltime best seller!"

George: "Yeah? Well... I had sex with your wife!"

Best comeback ever :D

woj · 05-01-2007, 11:04 PM

smooth

04-30-2007, 10:05 PM	#1
CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	Great Comeback Line ... {urban myth} Could be an urban legend, and is most probably bullshit, but worth the read .... This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an old Australian ABC television interview between a female broadcaster and General Peter Cosgrove (ex head of the Australian Defence Forces, and now all round nice guy doing lots of non-Army crap) who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters (he was still the Army boss at this time). FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, butyou're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended. __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

04-30-2007, 10:29 PM	#2
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04-30-2007, 11:17 PM	#3
soulbleed Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 2,606	ive heard that before but with different people. so dunno if its true or not. __________________ Earn $20 per bottle of FREE penis enhancement pills you give away. Payments via Paypal, epassporte, check and wire.

04-30-2007, 11:32 PM	#4
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	hehehe... yeah - fiction or not - that one's worth committing to memory. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

05-01-2007, 11:00 PM	#8
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05-01-2007, 10:50 PM	#6
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	My favorite comeback: (woman to parking enforcement officer who just wrote her a ticket) "I guess you're happy now that you've made your quote for the day, huh?" Officer: "No ma'am...we don't have quotas. The boss lets us write as many tickets as we can."

05-01-2007, 10:54 PM	#7
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