In an unusually candid interview this afternoon President George W Bush, an outspoken opponent of pornography, admits that he masturbated once when he was younger.
"I tried it once when I was at Yale", Bush told a reporter. "It's not something I am proud of, I didn't ejaculate, I didn't enjoy it and I would never do it again".
Bush insists that he didn't use porn during his masturbatory misadventure. "It started", Bush said, "when I caught a glimpse up Rebbecca Johnson's skirt. I could clearly see the crotch of her panties and this stimulated me. It was simply a youthful experimentation. I do understand that some young people do it regularly and this disturbs me. The Bible clearly states that we shouldn't be spilling our seed and that to do so is an offense against the almighty".
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"I tried it once when I was at Yale", Bush told a reporter. "It's not something I am proud of, I didn't ejaculate, I didn't enjoy it and I would never do it again".
Bush insists that he didn't use porn during his masturbatory misadventure. "It started", Bush said, "when I caught a glimpse up Rebbecca Johnson's skirt. I could clearly see the crotch of her panties and this stimulated me. It was simply a youthful experimentation. I do understand that some young people do it regularly and this disturbs me. The Bible clearly states that we shouldn't be spilling our seed and that to do so is an offense against the almighty".
FULL STORY CAN BE READ HERE http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s2i14198
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