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04-26-2007, 10:30 AM
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Sex Joke
A blonde goes into her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign on the box says: "Sex Frogs! Only $50 each! Comes with complete instructions."
The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody is watching her. Certain that she is not being watched, she whispers to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one of the sex frogs!" As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions." The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what the instructions tell her: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightgown. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog beside you and the frog will do what he has been trained to do. She quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens. The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems, please call the store." So our blonde heroine calls the pet shop. The man says, "I'll be right over." Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions, but the damned frog just sits there!" The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares into its eyes and says very sternly, "Look, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!" |
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04-26-2007, 10:39 AM
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Show Yer Tits!
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Haha, good one...
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04-26-2007, 11:11 AM
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haha, nice one
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04-26-2007, 11:16 AM
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haha nice
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04-26-2007, 11:20 AM
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I love it
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04-26-2007, 11:24 AM
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hehehehehe, i like that one LOL
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04-26-2007, 12:11 PM
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04-26-2007, 12:13 PM
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hahaha good one!;)
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04-26-2007, 12:15 PM
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Very funny
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04-26-2007, 12:23 PM
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good one :-)
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04-26-2007, 12:29 PM
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Great joke, never heard it.
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04-26-2007, 12:37 PM
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I love it, I just love it
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04-26-2007, 01:03 PM
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04-26-2007, 02:14 PM
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bump for a funny joke
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04-27-2007, 12:01 AM
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hahahaha....great frog!
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04-27-2007, 02:33 AM
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good one, hehehehe....
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04-27-2007, 02:36 AM
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