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Farang 04-27-2007 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by hzoltan (Post 12319985)
this guy
http://www.kirstenp.claranet.de/movi...icolascage.jpg
he's playing in good movies, but his skills are....pff

he's great.

TBrown 04-27-2007 06:03 AM

http://i.dir.bg/kino/artists/360/Steven-Seagal_1280.jpg

no worse than him

LadyMischief 04-27-2007 06:04 AM

Tom Cruise is the worst actor ever.

evildick 04-27-2007 06:08 AM

I'll second Jimmy Fallon.

He's one of those guys who can't handle anything more than a 2 minute skit without causing the audience physical pain.

campimp 04-27-2007 06:18 AM

I have to agree that Keanu Reeves has to be on the top of the list

charlie g 04-27-2007 06:31 AM

Patrick Swayze makes me want to puke. Micheal Douglas plays the same guy in every role. And how does any Baldwin brother ever get a part- these guys all blow chuncks?!?!?!

hzoltan 04-27-2007 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 12320508)
awwww cmon, he killed it in Leaving Las Vegas!

I knew you'll say that movie...ok, he was good in that one, but he has a mimicry like steven seagal...always the same cutting glance....boring

jdc 04-27-2007 06:35 AM

for me, this guy...
http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/.../986993052.jpg

TBrown 04-27-2007 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief (Post 12320595)
Tom Cruise is the worst actor ever.

Bless Xanu :helpme

wyldworx 04-27-2007 06:51 AM

David Carrusso really licks the ass of his roll and wears the face to act it.

markz08 04-27-2007 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 12320565)
this guy is funny as fuck


hahaha, correct...

Danny B 04-27-2007 06:55 AM

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/s...log275x281.bmp

Thank god he also makes music now :helpme

TGVinny 04-27-2007 07:02 AM

Although he hasn't been in as many movies as the others listed... SHAQ

lbc213 04-27-2007 07:04 AM

Paul Walker, Sucks Badly

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...er-Posters.jpg

uno 04-27-2007 07:08 AM

Can I nominate Drew Barrymore?

Slocums 04-27-2007 07:43 AM

STALLONE he totally sucks..AND he sounds like he always has a bang bros cock deep in his mouth

for the ladies... j hoe she is a fake ghetto scum

Slocums 04-27-2007 07:46 AM

j hoe from the block should be...j hoe on the rich jewish hollywood producers cock...

babydred 04-27-2007 07:47 AM

Geez....i forgot to mention Kevin (I love wasting my money on box-office bombs) Costner.

King Adam 04-27-2007 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 12319482)
This guy's acting ruined Star Wars II and III.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/196000...624_anakin.jpg

HE's the worst. Has he ever been in any other movies?

Second pick for me is.

http://www.thewavemag.com/images/art...10000/9730.jpg

Only movie he wasn't horrible in was Point Break.

Sarah_Jayne 04-27-2007 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 12320789)
Can I nominate Drew Barrymore?

Yes you can! She can ruin a movie for me just by standing in the background of one scene. She nearly destroyed even Donnie Darko by trying to convince us all she was a teacher.

nico-t 04-27-2007 08:26 AM

all the hating on tom cruise just because the guy is in a christian-like cult... the guy is one of the better actors out there

bopha 04-27-2007 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 12319569)
It scares me that noone has mentioned this guy yet:

http://imgsrv.1010wins.com/image/DbG...704/499233.jpg


Yeah and now he's going to sue somebody for saying that.
I also add Nicole Kidman to the list. Eyes Wide Shut was unbearable.

My votes are the stylings of Ashton/Demi. Neither can act their way out of a paper bag.



Jessica Simpson can't do more than one line at a time.

Paris Hilton is a no brainer. Why do they even bother?

wyldworx 04-27-2007 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 12321201)
all the hating on tom cruise just because the guy is in a christian-like cult... the guy is one of the better actors out there

I agree, great actor, shit person.:thumbsup too bad that, maybe he should act alllllll the time...:2 cents:

CheeseFrog 04-27-2007 10:13 AM

I'm not sure about the nominations for Tom Cruise and Nicolas Cage. They're both pretty good actors, IMHO. But I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Quentin Tarantino. God, his performance in Pulp Fiction is painful to watch. He should just stick to directing.

stickyfingerz 04-27-2007 10:20 AM

http://www.livedesktop.ws/Wallpapers...05_Reduced.jpg

Bama 04-27-2007 10:20 AM

Ashton Kutcher

g$$$ 04-27-2007 10:22 AM

hollywoods worst actor = jennifer lopaz

Barefootsies 04-27-2007 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldworx (Post 12320727)
David Carrusso really licks the ass of his roll and wears the face to act it.

and you sir.... **puts shades on to cover baby blues**


can pound this in your cornhole.

CDSmith 04-27-2007 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Bama (Post 12321835)
Ashton Kutcher

haha... yup, there you go. :thumbsup


Whenever I see the name John Stamos listed as the star of a movie I know to avoid it.

I'll say him.

germ 04-27-2007 10:35 AM

steven seagal or jean claude van damme.

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RP Fade 04-27-2007 10:36 AM

Though I agree Keannu Reeves is a horrible actor, I think his robotic and stoic acting was perfect for The Matrix role

Barefootsies 04-27-2007 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 12321884)
and you sir.... **puts shades on to cover baby blues**


can pound this in your cornhole.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-27-2007 10:54 AM

I would say Pauly Shore, except I'm not sure you can even call what he does onscreen acting...

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TGVinny 04-27-2007 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slocums (Post 12320932)
STALLONE he totally sucks..

Stallone... what other actor do you know that can make 6 boxing movies. Of which one ended the cold war. I think he should make a 7th and end terrorism.

He can go to Afghanistan and box the unbeatable 300 pound Afghan that is part of Al Qaeda and beat him and terrorism would come to an end!

Or if he has a heart attack and dies in the process of making the movie, then terrorist might think they have a chance... hmmm maybe I should rethink this theory.

pornguy 04-27-2007 10:58 AM

I would have to say the kid from starwars as well.

D 04-27-2007 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 12319482)
This guy's acting ruined Star Wars II and III.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/196000...624_anakin.jpg

My vote's right here.

2477 04-27-2007 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onlymovies (Post 12319638)
The ABSOLUTE WORST...end of story.

I totally Agree!!!:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

D 04-27-2007 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 12319569)
It scares me that noone has mentioned this guy yet:

http://imgsrv.1010wins.com/image/DbG...704/499233.jpg

Back in the day, I used to think he couldn't act...

'Far And Away" convinced me otherwise, though. The cat's got acting skills - just a bit of a weirdo, imho.

But then again, what would you expect from a the proclaimed Jesus Christ of Scientology? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TCAP 04-27-2007 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Jace (Post 12319370)
will ferrel is up there too

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 12319505)
Will Ferrell needs to retire. Now.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup I thought I was the only one not brainwashed by this waaay overrated schmuck.

Virago 04-27-2007 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by VG.Content (Post 12319625)

yes he sucks hard

D1979 04-27-2007 11:12 AM

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.cwhatch....ris-album9.jpg

???

Sly 04-27-2007 11:20 AM

Now I'll fully agree that Tom Cruise is a cook, but for action movies he's pretty good. I enjoy most of his movies, even frickin' Jerry Maguire.

For women, Drew and Renee drive me crazy. Any time I see them I want to smack someone.

Owen22 04-27-2007 11:21 AM

My original instinct was to say Keanu Reeves..but honsetly there are sooo many horrible "actors" out there can you really just choose 1?

Brad 04-27-2007 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 12319482)
This guy's acting ruined Star Wars II and III.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/196000...624_anakin.jpg

have you seen "Life as a House"? check that out and reevaluate your opinion of him. I agree that his acting was poor and had the same opinion of him with respect to his work in Star Wars, but after you watch that other movie you will see that it was the directing that made him shit not his skills.

Brad 04-27-2007 11:27 AM

what about Kiki Dunst? I guess you all think that she is better than all these other ppl. Don't get me wrong, most of the people on this list are over paid and replaceable. But seriously, she stars in the most expensive piece of crap to ever come out of Hollywierd. She is by far the wost actor/actress hands down.

Then there's Lindsay Lohan, and the Olsons, and all of these others that don'e even get a mention. I could probably find at least one good movie for each of the people listed here. The Gift, Top Gun, Affleck was the bomb in Phantom (not really but the movie that's from he is good in), etc.

everestcash 04-27-2007 12:02 PM

my vote is for john travolta

worst female actresses:
1) jennifer lopez
2) paris hilton
3) penelope cruz

evildick 04-27-2007 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slocums (Post 12320932)
STALLONE he totally sucks..AND he sounds like he always has a bang bros cock deep in his mouth

Stallone was great in certain roles. The original Rocky and First Blood for instance, and as a dumb cop in Copland.

He should have really stuck to being a character actor, and quit trying to make a quick buck by taking the starring role in so many cash-in movies.

SilkyJohnson 04-27-2007 01:13 PM

1st off, Steven Seagal is a GOD!! 2nd, Tom Cruise licks balls. 3rd, Jean Claude is my pick for Worst Hollywood Actor. :thumbsup

I had pics, but since I haven't made 30 posts yet I can't put them in here...just know they were sweet and all Seagal baby!

Barefootsies 04-27-2007 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson (Post 12322813)
1st off, Steven Seagal is a GOD!! 2nd, Tom Cruise licks balls. 3rd, Jean Claude is my pick for Worst Hollywood Actor. :thumbsup

I had pics, but since I haven't made 30 posts yet I can't put them in here...just know they were sweet and all Seagal baby!

It sounds like you...

**puts on shades and pulls gun**


..have a problem.

(cue music)

SilkyJohnson 04-27-2007 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 12322932)
It sounds like you...

**puts on shades and pulls gun**

..have a problem.

(cue music)

I understand and accept the fact that Seagal is not a "Great" actor, but that isn't what made him a GOD...it's his ability to kick ass and break bones.


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