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Gary · 08-17-2002, 02:34 PM

That is so fucking funny a simple "LOL" would not do it justice.

UnseenWorld · 08-17-2002, 02:36 PM

Maybe they're exhibitionists.

The Machine · 08-17-2002, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld
Maybe they're exhibitionists.

i doubt it.

Dawgy · 08-17-2002, 02:40 PM

dumbass students. dont they know theyre sposed to get naked & join the orgy? geez... wut are they teaching in college these days.

titmowse · 08-17-2002, 02:43 PM

only suckers live in the dorms.

fucking funny pic BTW

roseyrid · 08-17-2002, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by titmowse
only suckers live in the dorms.

fucking funny pic BTW

you a frat guy?

eroswebmaster · 08-17-2002, 02:50 PM

photoshop

Pipecrew · 08-17-2002, 02:52 PM

that picture has been around for 6 years atleast...... thought it had something to do with geeks throwing an irc party or something

Fletch XXX · 08-17-2002, 02:53 PM

Love those shadows on the wall.

titmowse · 08-17-2002, 02:54 PM

"you a frat guy?"

LOL. yeah. yeah. i'm a frat guy

actually, i lived in apartments and rent houses when i went to college. dorms were for babies. frats were for frat people.

Martin · 08-17-2002, 03:08 PM

Nice..

roseyrid · 08-17-2002, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
"you a frat guy?"

LOL. yeah. yeah. i'm a frat guy

actually, i lived in apartments and rent houses when i went to college. dorms were for babies. frats were for frat people.

my fresh year i was in a dorm, bottom floor guys, top two floors were girls...that was awesome.

then moved into the frats, and had girls running around looking for ass...that was even better.

oh i miss those days

Frank W · 08-17-2002, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by roseyatrid

you a frat guy?

I was in a fraternity back in college. Those were the most fun times of my life. Drunken singing at the basement bar, running down sorority row buck naked [lol], kicking Stanford's ass during the Big Game, trying to rip off the Stanford tree costume, kick ass weed, etc etc Grad school and working definitely don't compare. Things were so crazy that anytime you have 3 brothers in one car it instantly turned into a road trip. I once got drunk and ended up on a road trip to Maine [all the way from california

]

Rictor · 08-17-2002, 04:11 PM

My college didn't have dorms or frats.

kosmic · 08-17-2002, 04:14 PM

LOL

too funny. Reminds me of my days in college.

Pipecrew · 08-17-2002, 04:16 PM

Anyone Seen Sorority Life on MTV? I wouldnt brag about sororities or fraternities in the states

Mtv makes it out to be the most gay shit on earth..... all ugly sorority bitches who stay in on weekends to make crafts........ ruining alot of reputations!

roseyrid · 08-17-2002, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Frank W

I was in a fraternity back in college. Those were the most fun times of my life. Drunken singing at the basement bar, running down sorority row buck naked [lol], kicking Stanford's ass during the Big Game, trying to rip off the Stanford tree costume, kick ass weed, etc etc Grad school and working definitely don't compare. Things were so crazy that anytime you have 3 brothers in one car it instantly turned into a road trip. I once got drunk and ended up on a road trip to Maine [all the way from california ]

talk about memories...the drunken singing, the girls track team running around the track naked, the drunk girls showing their tits during parties....the fights, the weed...oh i miss those days. This real world shit is not as much fun as college

EscortBiz · 08-17-2002, 04:51 PM

funny but why not catch the girls ass who the fuck needs to see that guys ass

eroswebmaster · 08-17-2002, 06:27 PM

I can't believe some of you actually think this shit is real.

Everything is all out of perspective, it's like a porn version of Darby O'Gill and the little people.

Funbrunette · 08-17-2002, 08:55 PM

Suckers!

Pornwolf · 08-17-2002, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
only suckers live in the dorms...

You have to be kidding. I'd give my left nut to be young enough to go to college and live in a co-ed dorm. Never again in life will you have so much fresh pussy within 20 feet of you. Not only that, you feel like you are getting away with something every time you fuck someone. It's a rush that you don't appreciate until you get older.

[Labret] · 08-17-2002, 11:27 PM

Fuck, the dorms ruled. That was one year I barely survived. God it was obscene. The Roman Empire had nothing on us.

One day a fratboy came and started a fight, so we slapped him open handed repeatedly in the face like the bitch he was. And then ridiculed him while he ran away crying his fucking eyes out.

Two days later he brought his whole house back. Nothing happened of course. Fratboys cant fight in a group, they would lose their house. Just a bunch of jock cock rock posturing, we laughed, they left.

Then we bought a bunch of varnish and stain remover and drove up greek row splashing it all over their cars. Two weeks later we drove by with wrist rockets and ball bearings.

God I hate fratboys.

Living off campus ruled as well... but the dorms were grand.

[Labret] · 08-17-2002, 11:32 PM

and the only person the dorms sucked for were ugly girls. But even then, someone was always willing to poke the moo cows.

roseyrid · 08-17-2002, 11:41 PM

oh the days...we used to set off fireworks on campus, the drugs, tons of alcohol, and girls that practically begged for cock...
and trust me, they loved the cock.

coed dorms...and the boobs. tons of boobs. I like boobs.

I remember my first night living away on campus. I felt so free...Pornwolf, you are so right. that rush of excitement... the freedom, no supervision its an experience unlike non other.

I joined a frat my sophomore year, and have so many crazy blurred drug crazed memories... getting tattoos, body peircings, and anything else stupid we could think of. The part that scared me the most is the stupid things I used to do. while att college, i was promoting sites and I always had extra money to waste on stupid shit. I once bought a 1000 foot roll of the yellow caution tape, and taped up the entire first floor hallway with caution tape. I also bought one of those 22 caliber nail guns that shoot nails, and nailed anything and everything I possibly could. I also bought liquid nails and glued random things to the ceiling. I remember breaking into peoples rooms, and turning everything over.

it was also always fun to break things...at the end of each year we used to take old tv's and broken computer monitors and put them outside, and drop cinder blocks from the 3rd floor onto the tv's and monitors. those were always fun.

oh the fun *sniffle sniffle* wipe the tears from my eyes...anyone who is young and going to college, cherrish those days my friends...
i have to get around to posting some of the crazy pics...

Pornwolf · 08-17-2002, 11:43 PM

Please do that Rosey, I'd love to see them.

kmanrox · 08-17-2002, 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
and the only person the dorms sucked for were ugly girls. But even then, someone was always willing to poke the moo cows.

mooooooo

boldy · 08-18-2002, 02:07 AM

Fuckers!

HomeGrown · 08-18-2002, 06:15 AM

Fuck it, I'd just keep on pounding her.

overflow · 08-19-2002, 11:04 AM

'HEY' That looks like that collegefuckfest site. What a kaweenkeedeenk

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