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The Young Molester
Ok, I know this is a little long, but read it anyways - It's worth it.
My girlfriend & I went to a rich friend's pig roast, at their huge house, not too far away from us here in South Jersey recently. We showed up in the late afternoon & were pleasantly surprised to find the place was jumpin. They had the party in the backyard. There was a beautiful pool, hot tub, a gazebo, a roasted pig (and way, way too much other food), tons of alcohol, and people. As the night went on, people started dropping like flies. It got real ugly, real quick. My girlfriend started running around making people do shots and things started to go downhill quickly. I was looking across the yard and saw my girlfriend, naked, standing in front of the owners of the house's table, which had a number of very 'conservative' neighbors. They we're in shock. I even saw one lady covering her pre-teen boy's eyes while the show progressed in front of them all. To my relief, my girl was wearing a thong bikini bottom, so she wasn't totally naked, but pretty damn close. Anyhow, I managed to talk her into going into the hot tub (away from most of the people there at the party). That turned out to be not the best idea, as all these young guys came over to see what was going on. As if it couldn't get any worse, I got her out of the tub, got her clothed, and then she started going off as to how she wanted to drive home, right now. I wouldn't let her - she could barely stand - and she wasn't getting in my car to spite me. So, we wound up staying there overnight. This is where it gets interesting. I found my girlfriend in our friend's bedroom after looking for her after a short while. My girl was on the bed, there was some chick passed out right on the floor at the end of the bed - and there was this guy all wrapped up in a comforter, trying to squeeze under the bed as I walked in. I didn't think too much of it at the time. After lying there in bed for a little while and not being able to sleep, I heard the guy on the ground make his way over to the girl passed out on the ground. I heard some sucking and caressing going on, and a belt buckle being undone. The odd thing was that the girl on the ground was still snoring away while this was all going on. I was assuming that the midnight romancer was my buddy, considering that it was his bedroom. I figured the girl was one of his girlfriends, so I didn't think too much about it (even though it was kinda weird having to lie there and listen to it going on). Before too long, the door kept getting opened and the wicked romancer scurried under the bed like a cockroach. He stayed where he was for a little while and I keep hearing some motion from where he was at over on the floor, on ther other side of the bed. My girlfriend was snoring away as I slowly sat up and looked over her side of the bed... I see this 16 year old kid with his shirt off, caressing my unconscious girlfriend's arm with one hand, and sensually grasping her hand with his other hand!!! His jaw literally dropped as he saw me peering over the bed, right into his eyes. He jumped up and ran out of the room as I was advancing on him shouting at the top of my lungs. The next morning, when I recounted the previous night's details with some of the people there, some people recalled seeing this punk stumbling down the stairs and running outside in a panic. I was a millisecond from having this kids teeth bouncing on the carpet - but I let him go. I made sure that everyone knew what had happened, in great detail, the next day. I even told the kid's mother, which shouldn't even of had her son getting fucked up there in the first place. What would you guys have done?! ![]()
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the perverts just keep getting younger & younger
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His teeth would have hit the floor. He would end up in some river with concrete shoes on. Come on, think about it... PERFECT ALIBI, everyone is drunk, everyone would have assumed he just walked off completely drunk.
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Sounds like your girl is a keeper.
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That's exactly what some guy told me as I went over to her as she did her little show there!! ![]()
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I gotta bump this thread up.
I posted it real late lastnight. ![]()
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I just wanted to say Hello to Exxxotica!
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That got me hot.
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Here's my girlfriend. She has something to say...
"Ya, I just stripped in front of the President and Vice President of 'Simon and Schuster' and threw my clothes on the Vice Pres. (My bosses husband). The party was a blast. I'm just glad that I didn't catch that little molester or I would have casterated him! I look forward to meeting those of you that are going to the AWE show coming up in Philly soon. Sorry, but I won't be stripping there." ![]()
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From Ann, again...
"Well, it depends on how many shots I do - LOL"
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