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|  04-24-2007, 12:15 PM | #1 | 
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				The Top 10 UNINTENTIONALLY Worst Company URL's
			 1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name. wait for it. is www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com 5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company. www.powergenitalia.com 6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com 8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com 9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com 10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com 
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|  04-24-2007, 12:20 PM | #2 | 
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|  04-24-2007, 12:20 PM | #3 | 
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				 | haha, those are some great finds. 
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|  04-24-2007, 12:21 PM | #4 | 
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				 | haha..that's classic  
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|  04-24-2007, 12:23 PM | #5 | 
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|  04-24-2007, 12:23 PM | #6 | 
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|  04-24-2007, 12:24 PM | #7 | 
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				 | LOL...Those are great 
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|  04-24-2007, 12:24 PM | #8 | 
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				 | omg too funny cant believe they are active | 
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|  04-24-2007, 12:30 PM | #9 | 
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|  04-24-2007, 12:40 PM | #10 | 
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				 | thats fucking funny.   
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|  04-24-2007, 12:43 PM | #11 | 
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|  04-24-2007, 12:44 PM | #12 | 
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				 | lol, great find! 
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|  04-24-2007, 12:47 PM | #13 | 
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				 | very nice list | 
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|  04-24-2007, 12:48 PM | #14 | 
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				 | Those are hilarious. Nice find Chris.  #9 has a link that goes here. http://nationalpriorities.org/index....per&Itemid=182 It's crazy, it shows a real time counter of the cost of the war. At the moment I copied and pasted this it was $419,936,519,902 what is it at now? 
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|  04-24-2007, 12:50 PM | #15 | 
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				 | nice one     
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|  04-24-2007, 12:52 PM | #16 | 
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				 | HAHAHA... that is great stuff!   
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|  04-24-2007, 01:14 PM | #17 | 
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				 | Very nice Chris   | 
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|  04-24-2007, 01:25 PM | #18 | 
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				 |       great find 
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|  04-24-2007, 01:30 PM | #19 | 
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				 |    very funny! 
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|  04-24-2007, 01:30 PM | #20 | 
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				 | LOL, my fav is penisland. They are actually trying to do a real business with that domain! 
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|  04-24-2007, 01:40 PM | #21 | 
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				 | that is funny as hell!! Brad 
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|  04-24-2007, 01:49 PM | #22 | 
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				 | old but funny    | 
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|  04-24-2007, 01:56 PM | #23 | 
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				 | speedo fart     
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|  04-24-2007, 02:04 PM | #24 | 
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|  04-24-2007, 02:10 PM | #25 | 
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				 | funny indeed  
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|  04-24-2007, 02:20 PM | #26 | 
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|  04-24-2007, 02:22 PM | #27 | 
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				 | Already heard it,but still it's funny. | 
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|  04-24-2007, 02:28 PM | #28 | 
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				 | hahaha some of those are pretty funny 
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|  04-24-2007, 02:30 PM | #29 | 
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				 | Timeline Please | 
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|  04-24-2007, 02:32 PM | #30 | 
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				 | Thanks ! I needed a laugh... And oh boy... You delivered      Classic! | 
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|  04-24-2007, 03:37 PM | #31 | 
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|  04-24-2007, 03:50 PM | #32 | |
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 I think therapistfinder has to be the funniest.... 
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|  04-24-2007, 04:44 PM | #33 | 
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				 | lol :-)))))))))))) | 
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|  04-24-2007, 04:52 PM | #34 | 
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				 |  that was really something... | 
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|  04-24-2007, 05:13 PM | #35 | 
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				 | Hahaha, great, and I always said "-" in domains aren't good..... | 
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|  04-24-2007, 05:18 PM | #36 | 
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				 | Great post       
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|  04-24-2007, 06:17 PM | #37 | 
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				 | #2 doesn't appear correct, url is experts-exchange.com | 
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|  04-24-2007, 06:19 PM | #38 | 
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				 | Old but still funny | 
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|  04-24-2007, 06:20 PM | #39 | 
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				 | Nice find. | 
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|  04-24-2007, 06:20 PM | #40 | 
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				 | Juicy posted those once before.... I love those names. | 
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|  04-24-2007, 06:38 PM | #41 | 
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|  04-24-2007, 06:47 PM | #43 | 
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				 | lol, those always give me a laugh | 
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|  04-24-2007, 07:08 PM | #44 | 
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				 | oh damn so wrong indeed...love the url www.cummingfirst.com..hahaha... 
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    !! These ones made me laugh sooo hard !! 
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|  04-24-2007, 07:48 PM | #46 | 
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				 | thats too funny | 
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|  04-25-2007, 10:37 AM | #47 | 
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				 | Yeah those are def the best ones -   
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 Always funny...  
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|  04-25-2007, 10:49 AM | #49 | 
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				 | damn, that's some good shit      
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|  04-25-2007, 11:04 AM | #50 | 
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				 | thanks 4 the laugh!   | 
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