Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 12295397)

hmm... an insane person is trying to break into your house every night and getting more agressive. you guys make perfect sense... why not just leave the door open and leave a butcher knife by the door?

since when did "mentally ill" come to mean "totally harmless and incapable of violence"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 12295467)

so you are saying that the mentally ill who are trying to get in your house, without knowing it, should be kicked the fuck out of?

we dont all think like hitler :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 12295498)

who said i wanted to beat him up?

i would bribe him into my car with a happy meal and take him to your house and tell him that Halle Berry lives there. hopefully, in his delusional state, he won't decide that you are trying to hurt Halle Berry and try to kill you and your family while you are sleeping... but then again, if he does start stabbing you in your sleep, you can be comforted in your final gasping breaths while clutching your significant others lifeless hand with the knowledge that you did the right thing and gave a lunatic the benefit of doubt and a few chances. your tombstone will probably say "here lies scott, stabbed 165 times - he was a very nice guy"

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 12294658)

well theres 2 ways to look at it..

at first i would be inclined to simply give the guy a good thrashing at the very least, if that failed then set him up in a position you can legally kill him before he kills you.

but thinking about it a bit longer, he is obviously insane, this isnt his fault, its an illness just like a broken arm or a flu, so is it even fair at all to be mad at the guy. If i truly believed the moon talked to me i would say that pretty important more important than a cop telling me there is no voice heh.

So theres also a few solutions..

#1 the nice guy approach
Be overly friendly.. Pretend like he is your best friend. "hey joe , good to see you , wanna go watch some football at the bar." act like he isnt crazy at all. then start slowly name dropping.. " hey by the way i was at a club yesterday and tom cruise was there and he mentioned something about them making a new movie in arizona. cool eh . he is gonna use one of my cars in the filming , blah blah etc etc, then casually mention. " halle barry was there with tom because he was helping her move into her new house in toronto. she bought this huge mansion etc etc.."

#2 the nasty approach..

leave a knife outside your door or just in your doorway cut al the lights off and leave the alarm off , sit on a chair inside the room in the dark and wait for him to arrive pick up the knife and come inside.

p.s. you dont gotta kill him just shoot him in the leg.

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 12295498)

who said i wanted to beat him up?

i would bribe him into my car with a happy meal and take him to your house and tell him that Halle Berry lives there. hopefully, in his delusional state, he won't decide that you are trying to hurt Halle Berry and try to kill you and your family while you are sleeping... but then again, if he does start stabbing you in your sleep, you can be comforted in your final gasping breaths while clutching your significant others lifeless hand with the knowledge that you did the right thing and gave a lunatic the benefit of doubt and a few chances. your tombstone will probably say "here lies scott, stabbed 165 times - he was a very nice guy"

Originally Posted by Cam94 (Post 12295799)

as soon as you see him in your house youll do something are you kidding? you heard him enter your house already. shit like that happens in texas and you can kill his ass with a AK. if i asked this question to my friends they would think i was fucking crazy. who gives a fuck if he's mental or not, why the fuck would you care? will you care when he's raping your girlfriend when you come home? mental people are capable of worse than that i used to work in a maximum security psych ward in Amarillo, Tx.

i hope you wake up and do something besides take pictures of him and leave your door unlocked.

Originally Posted by evildick (Post 12295849)

Unfortunately in Canada you can't kill someone with a gun or other weapon just for breaking into your house. You have to be able to prove that you feared for your life. Someone breaking into your house without a weapon is not a legitimate reason.

Now, if you take the advice I gave earlier in this thread about placing a hammer beside them after you take care of them, you are in the clear. Also, they have to actually break in first. If you went outside and killed him you would be fucked.

This advice came from a local police sergeant when we were discussing a local incident that happened where a store owner shot at some thieves as they were driving away. He ended up being charged but the case was dropped simply because the thieves did not show up as witnesses in court.

Originally Posted by Cam94 (Post 12295871)

Thats crazy you cant defend yourself, so if I break into your house in Canada and you kick my ass I can get you in trouble?


So the guy is mental. Id wait for him with my homeboys and give him a good tune up and drop him off outside town somewhere. If he tries and says something so what he can't prove anything right. Sooner or later he'll get tired of walking around with broken legs

Originally Posted by headless ghost (Post 12295816)

now you know why the previous owner sold

Originally Posted by Dildozer (Post 12295906)

You can use the necessary force to protect yourself, but if you're just wanting confrontation and it can be avoided then you're fucked in court

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex (Post 12295097)

just get a restraining order.. if he breaks it... then they can put him in jail.

Originally Posted by Kenny B! (Post 12298968)

Nuts! I live in Old Montreal and yeah there are a lot of homeless around, get used to it. I actually give them blankets, hats and gloves in the winter:-)

The old port is a great place to live just ignor the sketch people, you'll get used to them. If you want pepper spray let me know I have a couple extras

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 12295780)

This is why I live in a gated community...