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headless ghost 04-22-2007 05:15 PM

now you know why the previous owner sold

Nicky 04-22-2007 05:16 PM

51 maniacs

evildick 04-22-2007 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cam94 (Post 12295799)
as soon as you see him in your house youll do something are you kidding? you heard him enter your house already. shit like that happens in texas and you can kill his ass with a AK. if i asked this question to my friends they would think i was fucking crazy. who gives a fuck if he's mental or not, why the fuck would you care? will you care when he's raping your girlfriend when you come home? mental people are capable of worse than that i used to work in a maximum security psych ward in Amarillo, Tx.

i hope you wake up and do something besides take pictures of him and leave your door unlocked.

Unfortunately in Canada you can't kill someone with a gun or other weapon just for breaking into your house. You have to be able to prove that you feared for your life. Someone breaking into your house without a weapon is not a legitimate reason.

Now, if you take the advice I gave earlier in this thread about placing a hammer beside them after you take care of them, you are in the clear. Also, they have to actually break in first. If you went outside and killed him you would be fucked.

This advice came from a local police sergeant when we were discussing a local incident that happened where a store owner shot at some thieves as they were driving away. He ended up being charged but the case was dropped simply because the thieves did not show up as witnesses in court.

Cam94 04-22-2007 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick (Post 12295849)
Unfortunately in Canada you can't kill someone with a gun or other weapon just for breaking into your house. You have to be able to prove that you feared for your life. Someone breaking into your house without a weapon is not a legitimate reason.

Now, if you take the advice I gave earlier in this thread about placing a hammer beside them after you take care of them, you are in the clear. Also, they have to actually break in first. If you went outside and killed him you would be fucked.

This advice came from a local police sergeant when we were discussing a local incident that happened where a store owner shot at some thieves as they were driving away. He ended up being charged but the case was dropped simply because the thieves did not show up as witnesses in court.


Thats crazy you cant defend yourself, so if I break into your house in Canada and you kick my ass I can get you in trouble?


So the guy is mental. Id wait for him with my homeboys and give him a good tune up and drop him off outside town somewhere. If he tries and says something so what he can't prove anything right. Sooner or later he'll get tired of walking around with broken legs

evildick 04-22-2007 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cam94 (Post 12295871)
Thats crazy you cant defend yourself, so if I break into your house in Canada and you kick my ass I can get you in trouble?


So the guy is mental. Id wait for him with my homeboys and give him a good tune up and drop him off outside town somewhere. If he tries and says something so what he can't prove anything right. Sooner or later he'll get tired of walking around with broken legs

Actually I should have clarified that you can still beat his ass with your fists, etc., but if you use a gun or sword or something you could easily be going to jail.

Dildozer 04-22-2007 05:47 PM

You can use the necessary force to protect yourself, but if you're just wanting confrontation and it can be avoided then you're fucked in court

Evil E 04-22-2007 06:10 PM

Wow that sucks. This is a really nice area... but there's a lot of bums sleeping near the bicycle track in the summer in that area:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&q=Ru...t=k&iwloc=addr

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-22-2007 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headless ghost (Post 12295816)
now you know why the previous owner sold

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wyldworx 04-22-2007 06:34 PM

Club him, then dine on his flesh!!!

HometownHardcore 04-22-2007 07:16 PM

That's fucked up!!! I have anger management issues with harassment since my ex harassed me for over 4 years and wasn't arrested until about a month ago. I would kick his fucking ass all over the place. I don't care if he's mentally ill or not, if he's that mentally ill he should be on meds or in the hospital.

wmbrett 04-22-2007 07:24 PM

Get a gun.. and take care of it. That is why I'd do. If you are allowed to get a dog. Get one. It don't have to be mean, but have a mean bark when someone is at the door. Make sure to buy your woman a stun gun and a knife .. or just get her a gun too.

Just my opinion.

cherrylula 04-22-2007 08:02 PM

You really think he's harmless? yet the guy is trying to get inside, thinking Halle Berry is there. Ever wonder what he plans on doing to her if he finds her??? Doesn't sound good.

I'd get a big, viscious dog and keep my gun loaded.

Maybe get one of those lifesize cardboard stand-ups of Halle Berry, put where you can see it in the window and be ready with your gun, because the cops can't help you. :1orglaugh

Strickie 04-22-2007 08:08 PM

that's a shitty situation...you can only take so much.

Sick Bastard 04-22-2007 08:10 PM

I thought Canadians stalked Celine Dion?

crockett 04-22-2007 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dildozer (Post 12295906)
You can use the necessary force to protect yourself, but if you're just wanting confrontation and it can be avoided then you're fucked in court

Just a thought and I wouldn't do this with out the police being there. Anyway next time he shows up and the cops arrest him.

Why not have the guy come in and let him see she doesn't live there. I know it's kinda risky in a sense, but if he's crazy you could maybe go the route like Somkey posted at that point.

Say yea man Halley used to like here but she moved out and went some where else and you just bought the place and moved in. Maybe he could get in through his crazy head at that point.

Yea kinda have to feel for the guy, it's not his fault he's crazy, but it's also pretty fucked up for you.

webmaster3x 04-22-2007 11:11 PM

That's weird!! I live one block from there, I would like to see this crazy guy :)

ffblueocean 04-23-2007 09:42 AM

this goes back to the thread asking of mentally ill people should have guns.

side note to CaM94 : watch out for those funnel clouds in Amarillo!!

Dildozer 04-23-2007 09:58 AM

Well 2nd night without that maniac, thank God he's back on his meds and won't be back here

g$$$ 04-23-2007 10:00 AM

get a nine millameter =)

ADL Josh 04-23-2007 10:02 AM

damn, that's crazy..I think I would've def. gotten physical with him.

Pumba 04-23-2007 10:31 AM

Scarry shit. Watch out your girlfriend. If something serius happens you will be sorry you didn't react. It will be late. Take care!

Anthony 04-23-2007 10:39 AM

It's time like these that I am thankful that I live in a country where it is my right to carry arms and defend myself from nut cases like this.

He's gonna get in sooner or later.

The question is what are you gonna do about it, or rather, what can you do about it and not go to jail defending your home.

Castle Doctrine, it is a beautiful thing.

slapass 04-23-2007 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex (Post 12295097)
just get a restraining order.. if he breaks it... then they can put him in jail.

Bingo! He is unstable and has tried to enter on several occasions. You mention he is more agressive each time. Tell the police you are afraid for yourself and your GF. Start the process and once you get one it has legs of its own. Good Luck.

Kenny B! 04-23-2007 11:32 AM

Nuts! I live in Old Montreal and yeah there are a lot of homeless around, get used to it. I actually give them blankets, hats and gloves in the winter:-)

The old port is a great place to live just ignor the sketch people, you'll get used to them. If you want pepper spray let me know I have a couple extras

Dildozer 04-23-2007 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny B! (Post 12298968)
Nuts! I live in Old Montreal and yeah there are a lot of homeless around, get used to it. I actually give them blankets, hats and gloves in the winter:-)

The old port is a great place to live just ignor the sketch people, you'll get used to them. If you want pepper spray let me know I have a couple extras

Whereabouts do you live?

quiet 04-23-2007 02:23 PM

sorry to hear that, i love the old Montreal area. you need a big, strong, well-trained dog, and some bear spray sitting on your night table.

MetaMan 04-23-2007 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 12295780)
This is why I live in a gated community...

jail? :1orglaugh

Jman 04-23-2007 02:29 PM

Shit man that's your house... I'm totally sorry, won't happen again ;-)

DatingGold 04-23-2007 02:58 PM

just mace his ass. the hammer might kill him

KustomKowgurl 04-23-2007 03:05 PM

haha! I'm sorry, I feel really bad for you - sucks that you keep having to deal with this guy...but you've got quite the funny story there :) I can't even imagine what's goin on in that guys head!

2477 04-23-2007 03:15 PM

"your tombstone will probably say "here lies scott, stabbed 165 times - he was a very nice guy"":1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lazycash 04-23-2007 07:18 PM

LC moved to Montreal last month, it was only a matter of time before he tracked you down.


http://www.internextsummer2006.com/lawrenceconnor.jpg

Evil1 04-23-2007 07:32 PM

Tape a note on the door

"hi, This is halle
I have been waiting for you but i recently moved.
Please meet me at <insert crackhouse address here>, I need to see you
I will be patiently waiting naked, dont knock, just come in.
I love you, Halle"

problem most likely solved.

Dildozer 04-23-2007 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 12301315)
LC moved to Montreal last month, it was only a matter of time before he tracked you down.


http://www.internextsummer2006.com/lawrenceconnor.jpg

Is that retard in Montreal for real?

cashbot 04-23-2007 10:24 PM

lars tetens vs onetonofmayo - who would win?

Naughty 04-23-2007 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet (Post 12299818)
you need a big, strong, well-trained dog sitting on your night table.

No shit :helpme

Fap 04-24-2007 12:10 AM

Ohhh that was YOUR house

irinasp 04-24-2007 03:35 AM

scary...

rounders 04-24-2007 03:37 AM

wtf thats some crazy ass shiet. hahah

Dildozer 04-24-2007 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashbot (Post 12301939)
lars tetens vs onetonofmayo - who would win?

LKars tetens of course, he'd stick one of his shitty cigars up onetonofgayo's ass. Lawrence.


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