$25.000 for 1 Year... any one take the bid ?

Tarpy, you need to take the time to find out who you're talking to. I forgot more about webmastering 4 years ago than you've ever learned heh

'learn to sell' lol.. how about I just buy your whole empire out of my pocket change and give it to your worst enemy? :Graucho

$1000.00 per month or $1.00 per post with a $500.00 monthly minimum paid via paypal.:)

Hmmm...Not so sure that anybody could out-do Mr. Digglesworth, when it comes to board behavior...seen him crowned King Asshole on more than one occasion, thats for sure...

Heh sigs are worth a lot more than most of you can even guess.

I spose thats why ive had 3 girls on payroll doing nothing but that for over a year :1orglaugh

was that before or after I fired you and you took my entire home network out the door with you? what was it, 4 computers, a DVD player, a Playstation 2, what else?

let's not forget: you didn't pass the lie detector test. It's not my fault LAPD doesn't care enough to arrest anyone.

you have some fucking nuts ever posting in public anywhere.

and if you'd like, I can go out of my way to make sure everyone knows it.

I suggest you stay on stupidbastards or whatever board it is you were working on

I sale good short UNIs. And also I sale sig space for cheap, also trade my mom.

I'll trade my sig for free porn, all i want is free porn dammit!

Chalupas anyone??

you know, I could buy a banner here for less than some posters want for their sigs ;))

Some people have been asking 1k/mth for their sig space. That would be 33.33333 posts per day and $1.00 each.

Can you think of something worth a dollar per post 33 times each and every day including weekends?? I can't...

We need a more reasonable pricing structure here. I know some of you with 5000+ posts are spending too much time posting and not enough time working, so a couple hundred would REALLY come in handy when the rent comes due :)

I'm also curious to see whether Lensman will let us get away with it :1orglaugh

that's a brand new concept, advertising on his board without paying him for it :thumbsup

I know Porn 4 A Dollar was paying $20 a month for people to list them in their sig...not sure if they are still doing that or not.

I'd pay a little better than that lol.. depends on how many posts you have, how often you post and whether people think you're an lunatic or not :eyecrazy

Wouldn't mind an extra 100 or so a month :)

Now THIS sounds interesting as fuck. Going to elaborate dig? :thumbsup

I haven't decided yet...

I pretty much decided to leave her alone as long as she stayed far, far away from me and anywhere I go but now I dunno

Solution: Just post yourself like mad and your sig value is gonna increase temendously.

I don't have many posts, but I'm working on it.
I'm not a lunatic. I'm perfectly normal. No, really. Dammit! Stop laughing now!

:drinkup email me

The first that will manage to sell his signature should be banned.

weren't you just offering to sell your sig a few posts back in this thread? :ugone2far

:uhoh

it was a joke :-)

are you to pay in USD?

too late, it's been done before :winkwink:

Hmm, talk about nuts!

To be posting slanderous accusations in public places about a person, without having one shred of concrete proof, is pretty fukkin insane if ya ask me! Especially after all that bullshit you posted when this all started! You've opened yourself up for an open and shut lawsuit of liable on more than one occasion, and I've hung on to the screenshots of each and every post you've made that was in any way derogatory about me.

You forget, Bernard, that I was your in-house network tech {along with everythingelse that I did while in your employ}, and I know what kind of cheezy pieces of shit you had on that network...any fukkin tech would have had nightmares over it. But being that as it may, you seem to overlook the fact that i also kept your books and paid your bills, so that meant I had FULL ACCESS to all of your bank accounts, as pitiful as they were at the time.

So, lets think about this logically, shall we?? If you, Bernard, were to have the choice {or anybody else that might have an opinion}, would you take cheezy piece of shit hardware that wasnt worth half a fukk, or, would you have done it right, and funneled the cash out of the bank accounts??

I may be a chick, but I aint fukkin stupid! And I CERTAINLY am not a thief! If I had taken your shit, Bernard, do ya think I would've called YOU?? Give me a fukkin break!

Youre right...I didnt pass tht test...but even the administrator said it was possibly due to the fact that I felt so strongly about knowing who did! And, yanno...I do believe she earns her keep by sucking your cock...why else would the girl have been so overly concerned as to WHEN I was flying to Vegas, and WHY was she so panicked when she called me the following morning, to find out that I had spent the night with my ex, rather than board my plane??

You wanna keep going like this, Bernie?? Cuz, I never had any intentions of persuing legalities after I have been cleared. But, it's getting easier everyday to forget that you used to be my friend and mentor, and I'll certainly have no issues with hiring aggressive council....no issues at all! Yes, Bernie...I too, have council that goes for the throat!

I had hoped to let the issue die, and at least keep some of the respect I once had for you...even after you went balls-out and tore me to shreds, with not an ounce of proof, I still maintained respect to a certain degree. But time and again you keep crowning yourself KING....


"I haven't decided yet...

I pretty much decided to leave her alone as long as she stayed far, far away from me and anywhere I go but now I dunno"



You decided to leave me alone?? Now THAT I find fukkin hysterical, 'specially comin' from a hermit on Prozac!

get a fukkin grip, dude!

being as you weren't arrested and convicted, I can't say that I know for SURE you did it. LAPD lost all interest when they found out the company produced porn. All I can say is:

all my network shit including computers (HP machines, 1 Ghz and up) and software got stolen the very same morning you came to pick up your shit. A jar full of money that belonged to the designer was left on his table.

you failed a lie detector test.

people are free to draw whatever conclusions they like.

At least you broke me of the habit of letting homeless people sleep on my couch.

also it was YOU who just couldn't leave well enough alone and had to come post in this thread. I didn't and would never come seek you out. I had enough the first time around.

jesus martha fucking christ.,, get a fucking LIFE!

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yeah.. well I don't look for this kind of controversy believe me..

lilbitch if you have some kind of evidence implicating someone else, as you're insinuating here, the time to present it would have been during questioning ~ not on this board or any other board.

I'll take $15 to stop using this hash smoking bit.

an interesting corollary to this thread:

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...threadid=72956

hehe, funny jokes :1orglaugh

10 million dollars........

When it all began :1orglaugh

Your offer plz :D

Hmmmmmmmmm
 

three fiddy? :1orglaugh

YOU CAN'T AFFORD. http://www.sexy-celebs.net/hotlink/dot.gif

Yes, especially Soul Rebels replies are very funny :error

I make some money from active webmaster who are converting with the things in my sig so I won't sell mine that fast again